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Diabolical Hot Dog

A World of Trouble in a Steamed Bun!

About Me

I'm a hot dog with a talent for mischief, so watch out! That is right watch the crap out! I'm a bad ass mofo with everything, no onions! If you didn't know it by now... You love me!

I think you should also know that there are charming buttons and stickers with my handsome likeness on them at www.nerfect.com . If you love me, you should buy some... Heck, buy some even if you hate me.

You can also join me in my plots and schemes by joining the Diabolical Hot Dog Posse !

My Interests

I'm a simple, yet Diabolical Hot Dog, and I think my interests reflect that. Like a lot of you out there, I enjoy spending time with my accomplices and henchmen, plotting revenge against my enemies and cooking up fiendish conspiracies and schemes. While world domination is my goal, I often find it's the little things leading up to it that make life worth living... Those charming round bombs like villains in silent movies used, a member of the British inteligence community falling out of a helicopter, a nice slice of key lime pie, and so on.

I'd like to meet:

Other super villains and potential henchpersons for networking and fun!

Music:

It really depends on the situation. If I'm having dinner with an arch-nemesis, you know I'm going to put some classical or latin jazz on the ol' hi-fi... You know just to set that air of class and sophitication before I toss his well-feed butt into a pit of crocodiles.

On the other hand, when I'm setting up explosive charges at the power station, I like a little old school hip hop, or maybe some punk rock playing in the background.

Television:

With all my diabolical interests and pusuits, I rarely have time to sit down in front of the "boob tube." I also find that there is an appalling lack of programs for those in the villain and super-villain community. When will Hollywood wake up and make a sitcom for the common sociopath? Hollywood, you have just risen six places on my enemies list.

However, when I do get a free moment, I like to take the phone off the hook, order some Mexican food and watch Gilmore Girls with the henchmen. Granted, this season... Amy Sherman-Palladino, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Books:

The Anarchist's Cookbook, The Art of War, Catcher in The Rye, Thompson's Guide to Advanced Explosives Design, A Confederacy of Dunces, Deathrays and You, and Danny Dunn and The Homework Machine.

Heroes:

Goodness, there are too many to list... Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Dr. Victor Von Doom, Diabolik, Dr. Miguelito Loveless, Col. Threeheadedspacepony, Guy Fawkes, that kid wh played Dudley on Diff'rent Strokes, Destro, and I could just go on forever.

My Blog

NO ONE OWNS ME

Attention minions! Recently, I've been getting a lot of e-mails telling me that I have been bought. No one can own me, I am of free diabolical will. Be warned that if you send me an e-mail stating tha...
Posted by Diabolical Hot Dog on Sat, 24 May 2008 01:25:00 PST

CONSTRUCTOR!

Below is a message from Mr. Walters about CONSTRUCTOR! I Diabolical Hot Dog command you to go to CONSTRUCTOR! Attendance is NOT optional!What the heck is CONSTRUCTOR? It's a mighty, two-fisted congreg...
Posted by Diabolical Hot Dog on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:31:00 PST

DIABOLICAL HOT DOG PATCHES!

ATTENTION! This is Diabolical Hot Dog with a very special announcement. For all you minions who have been wanting to show their loyalty to me in an embroidered form, Diabolical Hot Dog patches are no...
Posted by Diabolical Hot Dog on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:42:00 PST

I’ll take twenty!

One question, can I get flame-throwers installed? ...
Posted by Diabolical Hot Dog on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:41:00 PST

ALL ARTWORK MUST GO!

While I'm waiting for my weather-control beam to auto-calibrate, I thought I'd pass along this message from Mr. Walters onto all my minions:"As I've been on again off again cleaning up my studio, I've...
Posted by Diabolical Hot Dog on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:11:00 PST

MUSTACHED HORSE FOR SALE (REALLY)

I just got this e-mail from Mr. Walters (one of my many minions), and thought I'd pass it on.Hello, Mr. Walters from Nerfect.com here, and I'm spreading the word about the auctioning off of custom-pai...
Posted by Diabolical Hot Dog on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:25:00 PST

Real Footage of an Obciously Fake U.F.O.

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Posted by Diabolical Hot Dog on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:48:00 PST

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday?

This Sunday, Mr. Walters will be hanging out with the horse he painted from 3pm-5pm for a "Meet The Artists" event. His horse is located at the intersection of Euclid and Lake in Oak Park. Come on ...
Posted by Diabolical Hot Dog on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:41:00 PST

Bad Spock Drawings

My fiend Mr. Bell has started a new project, a blog called Bad Spock Drawings in which everyone is welcome to post bad drawings of Mr. Spock from Star Trek. You don't need to be an artist or like Star...
Posted by Diabolical Hot Dog on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:31:00 PST

Nerfect t-shirts on Bountee.com

Hello fiends of Diabolical Hot Dog! What follows is a message from Mr. Walters of Nerfect.com that I thought I'd pass on to all of you diabolical deviants out there. It is in regards to some t-shirts ...
Posted by Diabolical Hot Dog on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:14:00 PST