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Garthe

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

My name is Garthe Knight. I've had a pretty rough life. My dad Wilton was this rich guy who never had time to spend with me...he was always busy putting all of his time and effort into some organization called the Foundation for Law and Government (a.k.a. F.L.A.G.)((or as I call it, F.A.G.)). My mother Elizabeth and I have always been close. During my teenage years I started hanging with the "trouble" kids at school. It was just the beginning of my bad-ass life. I got into all kinds of theft, gambling, a little prostitution, and even some murder. Soon enough, I was locked away in an African prison for life, thanks to my fuckin' dad. It's a long story and I don't feel like getting into it right now. Since no prison can hold me, I escaped with the help of my mom and headed back to the states. Not only did I learn that my father had died, but he basically "created" a new son to take my place! WTF?! He gave some asshole named Michael Long a bunch of plastic surgery to look just like me, and even dubbed him Michael KNIGHT. Michael started working for my dad's F.L.A.G. organization, driving around in this black T-top on a crusade to help the innocent or something. Obviously, this whole situation pissed me off beyond belief and I've been trying to kill that doppleganger asshole for quite some time. I even went ahead and built an awesome truck I call "Goliath" to do battle with his T-top. I haven't won the war yet, but one of these days, Michael Knight is gonna get what he deserves...

My Interests

Killing Michael Knight. That asshole is a living, breathing insult to my existence. I also dabble in truck customization and gambling.

I'd like to meet:

The mangled corpse of Michael Knight. And Mick Jagger.

Music:

The Rolling Stones' "Gimme Shelter"

Movies:

Duel, Maximum Overdrive, The Hitcher

Television:

I don't really watch TV. Too many fuckin' commercials.

Books:

"Fallen Angels", "What My Mother Doesn't Know", "Of Mice and Men", "My Brother Sam is Dead", Madonna's "Sex", "The Outsiders", "American Psycho", Anarchist Cookbook, "Slaughterhouse-Five", "Private Parts"

Heroes:

Lenin, Stalin, and Dale Earnhardt

My Blog

My Goal Has Been Achieved

As I write this web-log, I currently have 666 friends. This shall be the maximum number of friends that I shall allow to befriend me. For all those who still wish to be my friend, I regret to inform...
Posted by Garthe on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:01:00 PST

Go Fuck Yourself

God dammit, I am tired of all these random strangers "requesting my friendship", and once I oblige, they leave me a "comment" that includes the words "Thanks For The Add." What the fuck does that eve...
Posted by Garthe on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:57:00 PST

FAKE Garthe Knight

It was bound to happen eventually. Some little piece of shit decided to make a phony MySpace account, claiming to be me. The motherfucker couldn't even spell my name right! There's an "e" at the en...
Posted by Garthe on Sat, 13 May 2006 03:55:00 PST

Michael Knights...What The Fuck?

OK, so how many fucking Michael Knights are currently members of MySpace? It seems like every week a new Michael Knight is requesting my friendship and subsequently telling me to back off or whatever...
Posted by Garthe on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:10:00 PST

Goliath Unleashed

Well, I got Goliath up and running again. Finally! I encased it in a new, more stable molecular-bonded shell. He should be way stronger now. I also added some new touches here and there, like huge...
Posted by Garthe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST