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Captain Ass Kick

im not full of myself, im a realist.

About Me


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theres a lot to me, far too much sometimes.. and definately too much for the space provided here. no worries though, i dont have the attention span to explain myself anyway. nor the desire. sooo anyways, the basics... im a 5th generation san diegan, love baseball (no, you dont understand... i LOOOOVE baseball, ive been the little sister to the padres since.. forever and worked for them for awhile), im damn smart and am all in all, a loud mouth jackass who claims to be a pirate. oh yes, i have wicked bad a.d.h.d. so i tend to be super random at times. and when i say at times, i really mean always. so, back to pirates... im a big fan of pirates, and have lots of the same tendancies pirates do (by the way, a lot of you dont know this, but im of pirate decent... i am a decendant of captain salvatore cuccione, who raided and destroyed 4 french ships and 1 british navy vessel, along with his crew of 64... take THAT).. im loud, ruthless, have little mercy for almost everyone, and generally will do whatever the hell i want, because life is far too short to be worrying about what ifs and consequences. some say im a complete daredevil with a lust for life.. some say im a borderline masochist... either way, i will go to great lengths to make sure im not bored. i dont care about very many people.. not many at ALL, but those i do care about i will do ANYTHING for and am very protective of. im nuts, and i think im on my way to legal insanity, ill let you know when i get there. i have strong beliefs on certain things, but no, im not religious... i dont feel the need to live by someone, or something elses guidelines, you can thank my devout catholic family for that, you know.. the ones who disowned me when i was 11 (my dads side, not my immediate family). ive been through a lot, more than most 90 year olds have been through throughout their lives, and its only made me stronger and wise beyond my years, but i am willing to bet youll never know what ive been though, because ill never tell you. im very secretive like that... i can have you believing that everything is great, when really, my world is falling in flames around me... its nothing to envy... im pretty sure that itll be the death of me someday....................... HA! told you i was random.||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||| yeah... i know wayne static of static-x.. envy me? you surely should. cause hes cool. as am i. its why we get along so well. HA! i win.

My Interests

... ...holy cheese beans where do i start... uh... baseball, photography, creating everything and anything, parades, art in any form, video games (did i mention im a COMPLETE geek?), comic books, treasure hunts, ZOMBIES!!.. big fan of them, pirates, plotting against ninjas, drawing, painting, singing, becoming a rockstar (im going to be a rockstar, just you wait and see), doing things out of spite, special effects makeup, blowing peoples minds entirely, baseball again.. uh... things.... yeah... there went my attention span... this happens more than i care to admitt. lets find new interests together! BOOYARR!I am worth $4,936,162.00 on HumanForSale.comwow... thats good to know....you better pray you dont run into me and my wench while we are out causing trouble... if you see us... run the other way. fast.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can keep up with me. its a rough task, i can assure you. hm... who else.. creative people... i like creative people... i get along with them well, seeing as i am a creative person myself. yeeharrr. its like yeehaw, but for pirates. hoorah pirates. oh and smart people. because if you are stupid, we wont get along very well. unless you like me pointing out how lame you are :) im only trying to help... usually.

Music:

mmmm... muuusic :)... i like it all.. almost all of it atleast. im an even bigger music buff than movie buff, and that says a lot... my all-time favorite band is the beatles, i can never get sick of listening to them.. aside from them.. death metal, industrial, nu-metal, thrash metal, (hooray metal? indeed.), goth-industrial, some punk and now to completly throw you off.. i LOVE swing music, disco, i rock out with my non existent cock out to barry manilow, tom jones, and wayne newton, i love me some elvis, and a lot of other older groups from the 50s and 60s and 70s such as CCR, steppenwolf, cream, the kinks.. so on and so far (i know.. its only rock and roll... BUT I LIKE IT)... and hey, im even a little bit of country.... but really a WHOLE lotta rock and roll (eat your heart out donnie and marie osmond) i like to techno too, mostly the darker stuff, and a lot that came out of the 80s... if you want specifics, you best just ask, because to list individual bands would take me.. *looks at watch* 2, maybe even 3 years or so. ive been raised to appreciate and understand music and its powers to the fullest degree. sad how that makes me such a minority.BUT... im going to put these two pictures up... because these are my two favorite muscial artists of all time.... george harrison... all time favorite... he was part of my FAVORITE band of all time.. and was all around, even after the beatles... amazing... he wrote and sang my favorite song... and.. is king. in my book.. nuff said. second... andrew wk.... i love this man.. i really do.. hes brilliant, and makes amazing music... full of energy and life and POW!.... hes great... no seriously... hes great... i need to find someone with a last name that starts with a k, and then make up a good middle name that starts with a w... so i can be annie wk... yes yes yes... aaaaaaaaand i now know him too :D. met him oct. 14th, hungout with him for a good half hour, and whamo.. he liked me (rightfully so). got his info, now next time he rolls into town.. we will party hard. just like his song says to. NOTICE: i KNOW i look like shit in this picture... debatably the worst shot of me ever... but it was after the damn show.. after sweaty icky people jumped all over me for 3 hours cause i was in the front. so shut it. im aware i look like ass, just disreguard me and look at how badass awk is

Movies:

way... WAAAAAAAAY too many... though, my faorites are horror flicks... ive seen almost every zombie movie known to man.... and have a true love for all the b list horror movies out there, no matter how cheesy, thats what makes them great. i like all movies though... again, specific titles would take me all day to list, so just ask if you have a certain one you are wondering about. but yeah... man oh man do i love movies.

Television:

i dont watch much tv.. but if i ever do, its something sports related.. usually baseball, or sportscenter, mythbusters is obviously on my list, but my ALL. TIME. FAVORITE SHOW. EVAR.... is the twilight zone. not the fucking new ones, im talking the old black and white rod serling ones.... good LORD was that man ahead of his time.. fucking genius, im not kidding... if you have never watched the twilight zone DO SO SOON... i cant say enough good stuff about that show.. or rod serling..if you HAVE seen it though.. and you know every single one by heart, like me.... we should get married. like, now.

Books:

anything hunter s. thompson, and doctor suess......... i read weird stuff... a LOOOT of philosophy books.. logic books.. and... others... i worked in a college bookstore.. so.. i tend to read all of the textbooks, i figure its a free partial college education. oo oo oo and calvin and hobbes!! i love them so.

Heroes:

is an excellent show. you should watch it.

My Blog

pfft.... LAME.

so. im going to tell you a true story. maybe its not the one i should tell.. you know.. about my time at comic con... but... ill get to that later. it IS very important, but, this just happened yester...
Posted by Captain Ass Kick on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:53:00 PST

the loss of a great friend

may 30th, 2006, i lost the best friend ive ever had. as some of you know, my dog duke, whom ive had since i was in kindergarten, hasnt been doing all that great lately.. last year (creepily enough, it...
Posted by Captain Ass Kick on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:36:00 PST

sooooooo0o0o0o0o....

so... a lot of you havent heard from me lately... not since i was told i had appendicitis.... a lot of you arent even aware that wasnt even what i had... if you reeeeally want to know what i had, then...
Posted by Captain Ass Kick on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:47:00 PST

welp lovers, its official.

thats right... the captain has the appendicitis. :| now... not a real big deal.. the opperaton has been done plenty of times already... sure ive been in severe doubled-over pain since saturday morning...
Posted by Captain Ass Kick on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 07:51:00 PST

AHHHHH!!!! ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!

last nigth, the padres (note im not saying MY padres... ill explain that in another blog anoither time when i fully recover... partied all night like a rockstar, naturally, and have to prepare myself ...
Posted by Captain Ass Kick on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 01:57:00 PST

truest thing ive EVER READ.

we have all seen these before, and i for one... find them pretty lame... the "you know youre from _____ when.." lists... but this one is the TRUEST GODDAMN THING VIE EVER READ. every single one. read ...
Posted by Captain Ass Kick on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:22:00 PST

ITS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its that time of the year again kiddies... talk like a pirate day is almost here!!!! september 19th fuckers... write it down... and remember to talk like a bloody pirate!!!... no one really knows abou...
Posted by Captain Ass Kick on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 12:06:00 PST

heres that update i promised.. yarr.

so i posted a few days ago, saying id get to what was so rad... i never got the chance... been busy being ill and now my attention span and i have decided not to go on and on about what had been so co...
Posted by Captain Ass Kick on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:22:00 PST

happy aniversary

it was 5 years ago today. at 5:13 PM to be exact. i cant believe its already been that long... i wrote him a letter the other night... after he called and bitched me out for not wanting to talk to him...
Posted by Captain Ass Kick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

well... there goes that.

so.... that last blog i left, that said phil said fuck you.... im staying with the team (okay, i didnt put that, but thats pretty much what happened, now you know).... today... he became a texas ...
Posted by Captain Ass Kick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST