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Jerell

I hate it when a river becomes a crowded zoo

About Me

I'm a nerd. I like making complete strangers laugh (is that weird?). I'm a struggling (for lack of a better word) college student. I enjoy South Carolina in the spring/summer, It's enjoyable... I like talking to witty, sarcastic, people. I have another site . a...

My Interests

Writing, reading (a lot)

I'd like to meet:

People from SC with at least an ounce of humanity and a sense of humor, Comedy nerds, comedians, improv humans, women with the ability to smell colors, anyone who've seen Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. My top 12 to biatch slap me.

Music:

The Run DMC, The Radiohead, The U2, The David Bowie, The Beatles, The Bob Dylan, The Raconteurs, The Beastie Boys, The Beck, The J Dilla, The MF Doom, The Lauryn Hill, The M.I.A., The Madlib, The White Stripes, The Strokes, The Roots, The REM, The Cat Power, The Amy Winehouse, The Mos Def, The TV on the Radio, The Velvet Underground, The Johnny Cash

Movies:

Amelie, Cinema Paradiso, Carrie, Spinal Tap, Play it Again Sam, Death Proof, Knocked Up, Bottle Rocket, Bananas, Take the Money and Run, Raising Arizona, Stomp! Shout! Scream!, Clockwatchers, Donnie Darko, My Neighbor Totoro, Paper Moon, Napoleon Dynamite, Punch Drunk Love, Reality Bites, Ghost World, Rushmore, All Monty Python Films!, What's Up Tiger Lily?, Vampyr, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Harold and Maude, Eternal Sunsine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Broken Flowers, Paris Texas, Darkman, Office Space, Repo Man, Robocop, Ordinary People

Television:

Arrested Development, Mary Hartman, 30 Rock, Late Night with Conan O'Brian, Andy Barker P.I., Knights of Prosperity, The Wonder Years, Square Pegs, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Significant Others, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Junkin', The Soup, Best Week Ever, Austin Stories, Dog Bites Man, Upright Citizens Brigade, Stella, The State, Reno 911, Monty Python, King of the Hill, Futurama, Harvey Birdman,

My Blog

Killer Sheep, CBS Sunday Morning, and More!

Movies Yay!Black Sheep - It's a New Zeland horror/animal-runs-amok comedy!1408 - Anyone seen Secret Window? Just wondering. This looks good.Movies NayEvan Almighty - To me, it just seems like a waste ...
Posted by Jerell, neurotic in a "ha-ha" funny way on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:51:00 PST

Friends, I Give You Austin Stories

My all-time favorite MTV comedy...of all-time. Might I add, slightly better than The State (please don't hit me). It was a little show on MTV and those bastards never picked it up for a second season....
Posted by Jerell, neurotic in a "ha-ha" funny way on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:22:00 PST

Insert Your Joke Here: Chewable Birth Control Pills!

I'll start first. Please, by all means, comment with your own. 1. Not only is it chewable, it has a grape-y, kiwi flavor to it. 2. For the woman on the go. By go I mean a quickie in a Wendy's...
Posted by Jerell, neurotic in a "ha-ha" funny way on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:25:00 PST

Auf Wiedersehen Mr. Wizard, Last Comic Standing, and More

I watched Mr. Wizard's World every morning when I was a wee lad. If you see one black and white, women-in-prison film this year that features; a drop of lesbianism, a pregnant woman smoking(!...
Posted by Jerell, neurotic in a "ha-ha" funny way on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST

A *roll eyes* Week in Review

The hairy and purty-hilarious Sarah Silverman Hosted The "Hey Kids Please See Shameless Self Promotion of Transformers!" ....MTV Movie Awards. Will Ferrel and Sasha Baron Cohen had a homo-erotic makeo...
Posted by Jerell, neurotic in a "ha-ha" funny way on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:42:00 PST

All Blogged Out, Enjoy Your Humid...Day?

Kevin McDonald is my favorite "Kid" in the Hall. ...
Posted by Jerell, neurotic in a "ha-ha" funny way on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:13:00 PST

Alternative Reality Show Titles: Pirate Masters

- All Up'n That Booty Dawg!- The Simple Life Gets Scurvy- Mark Burnett Needs More Money- CBS Feeble Attempt to Capitalize on the Pirates Craze- People in Wet Clothing Doing Things in the Sand...
Posted by Jerell, neurotic in a "ha-ha" funny way on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and Bug

Funny movie. Reminded me a lot of Tommy Boy, except Candy doesn't do the fat guy in little coat routine.I want to see this film. Screw Pirates!Have an emotionally depth Memorial Day weekend!...
Posted by Jerell, neurotic in a "ha-ha" funny way on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

My Favorite Show is Back on the Food Network

How to Boil Water! With the sexy Jack Hourigan!She's hilarious (please have platonic love making with me).Oh, and some dude called...Tyler Florence.Fun fact, I saw Tyler Florence in person (actually, ...
Posted by Jerell, neurotic in a "ha-ha" funny way on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:04:00 PST

I Could Never Protest at an Anti-Abortion Rally

It will be awkward. I'll be the only black guy there. All alone with my bullhorn. My protest chants will be weird too."Give me an A, give me a N, give me a T, give me an I, give me an A, give me B, gi...
Posted by Jerell, neurotic in a "ha-ha" funny way on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:24:00 PST