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About Me

I'm a big geek. I love music. My Sony Cybershot camera and my iPod are my best friends. My last job before this was at a vile place called Dollar Tree where I hated almost everyone and realized just how lazy and stupid people can be sometimes (i.e. "How much is this?" and "Could you triple bag that 'cause I'm on the bus," etc.). Things that annoy the hell out of me include 99% of country music, the fact that Avril Lavigne hasn't been assassinated, and when people put toilet paper on the roll the wrong way - when the paper dispenses backwards instead of over the top. My biggest fears are sharks (which we all know are a gov't conspiracy), frogs, driving, Herbie Hancock's "Rock It" video, and mountain lions.

my favorite song:
What the f--- is Fred Savage doing in here?

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My Interests

.. Stuff I Love
- CONCERTS
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- Mexican folk art
- St. Christopher necklaces
- the days of the dead
- Andy Warhol art
- Frida Kahlo art
- Bettie Page
- the word "putaface"
- perezhilton.com
- YouTube
- Bigfoot
- The Loch Ness Monster
- California
- people who like to sing in a high falsetto voice
- the word "firecrotch"
- making mix cds
- Target
- singing in cars with my betches
- my Sony Cyber-shot camera
- cherry icees
- New York City

I'd like to meet:

people with a love for music and tv, and who have a sense of humor...
...and these people.. .. ....

Music:

.. Music
- Jaguar Love
- My Chemical Romance
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- Silversun Pickups
- M.I.A.
- Broken Social Scene
- Coheed & Cambria
- Interpol
- Peaches
- Placebo
- Band of Horses
- Santogold
- Taking Back Sunday
- Rilo Kiley
- Arcade Fire
- Brand New
- The Matches
- Panic At the Disco
- She Wants Revenge
- Sleater-Kinney
- Cobra Starship
- Peter Bjorn & John
- Flogging Molly
- Fall Out Boy
- Stars
- The Killers
- The White Stripes
- The Strokes
- Bikini Kill
- Le Tigre
- Julie Ruin
- Matthew Good Band
- Janis Joplin
- Kings of Leon
- Regina Spektor
- The Postal Service
- The Sounds
- The Cure
- Pretty Girls Make Graves
- Coldplay
- Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
- Fleetwood Mac
- Blondie
- Abba
- Guided by Voices
- Ima Robot
- Joan Jett
- Electric Six
- Cat Power
- Morningwood
- FannyPack
- Sufjan Stevens
- Electrelane
- Tori Amos
- The Academy Is...
- old Liz Phair
- Meg & Dia
- The Kills
- PJ Harvey
- Cute Is What We Aim For
- Metro Station
- Feist

Movies:

.. Movies
- Juno
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Lost In Translation
- Scarface
- Donnie Darko
- A Christmas Story
- The 40-Year-Old Virgin
- Shaun of the Dead
- Run Fatboy Run
- Dawn of the Dead
- Secretary
- Saved!
- Planet Terror
- Death Proof
- Fight Club
- Knocked Up
- Superbad
- Y Tu Mama Tambien
- Into the Wild
- Sweeney Todd
- Natural Born Killers
- Friday
- Strangers With Candy
- Ghost World
- Borat
- Enchanted
- The Notorious Bettie Page
- Elf
- The Jerk
- Half Nelson
- Shopgirl
- Freeway
- Kill Bill Vol.1 & Vol.2
- The Squid and the Whale
- Napoleon Dynamite
- The Good Girl
- Empire Records
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
- The Breakfast Club
- American Splendor
- Office Space
- Run Lola Run
- Clueless
- 28 Days Later
- Hostel
- Wedding Crashers
- The Terminal
- Brokeback Mountain
- Boys Don't Cry
- O Brother Where Art Thou?
- Crash
- Real Women Have Curves
- Airplane!
- American Beauty
- Clerks
- Girl With A Pearl Earring
- Closer
- Across the Universe
- Signs

Television:

.. The Telly
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- The Office
- Dexter
- Pushing Daisies
- The Colbert Report
- 30 Rock
- Free Radio
- Flight of the Conchords
- Criminal Minds
- The Daily Show
- Family Guy
- Best Week Ever
- The Soup
- Absolutely Fabulous(RIP)
- Strangers With Candy(RIP)
- Jeopardy

Books:

.. Reading Material
- I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert
- I Like You by Amy Sedaris
- Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
- Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs
- Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
- The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
- She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb
- Wanderlust by Troy M. Litten
- White Oleander by Janet Fitch
- Subwayland by Randy Kennedy
- Ramona the Pest by Beverly Cleary
- Amelia Bedelia books by Peggy Parish

Heroes:

My Blog

things i currently want

I want this stuff. Buy it for me. Please? i only have the vhs of ghost world, but it's time to come into the 21st century and get the dvd and i wouldn't wear this, but i thought it was funny: ...
Posted by Joolie on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:01:00 PST

I would snort cocaine off Avril Lavignes right butt cheek to see these people:

And you all know how much I HATE Avril Lavigne, so you now how serious I am: 1. Yeah Yeah Yeahs2. Silversun Pickups3. Panic! At the Disco4. Peaches5. Arcade Fire6. Broken Social Scene7. Interpol8. The...
Posted by Joolie on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:14:00 PST

Death by wild animal

I had this odd dream last night (and I'm well aware that talking about dreams is a conversation killer, but I'm not going to give a shiz for a minute) that a tiger was trying to attack me. And that's ...
Posted by Joolie on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:41:00 PST

My dad vs. the McRib

My dad has a love/hate relationship with the McDonald's McRib sandwich. See, my dad claims that back in the old days, the McRib used to be made with pork. Now he says they're just using ground beef an...
Posted by Joolie on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:00:00 PST

The night I spent with about 15,000 Hannah Montana fans

Earlier this month I took my niece, Jazmin, to see Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus perform in Fresno with the Jonas Brothers and I have to say, I had a fantastic time! I wish every concert I've been to ha...
Posted by Joolie on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:30:00 PST

Thanks to Daylight Savings Time ending, I no longer fear the zombies.

I'm so happy that daylight savings time ended last weekend. See, I leave my house at 6 in the morning to be at my sister's house to watch my niece and nephew. Since she lives like, 3 streets away from...
Posted by Joolie on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:04:00 PST

The mystery of the cholo shoe

Something weird is going on in my neighborhood. About a month ago, I was walking down my street at the end of one of my morning walks and spotted a cholo shoe in the gutter. For those of you who don't...
Posted by Joolie on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:44:00 PST

my Warped Tour Wednesday - with photos

On Wednesday morning, my friends G-mo, Melissa, and I planned on leaving for Warped Tour at 7:30am giving us enough time to get to Fresno, have breakfast, find parking, and get the schedules set times...
Posted by Joolie on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

A strange dog licked my hand this morning.

Yesterday on my morning walk I passed up a newcomer walker. She had a dog on a leash and there was another more crazy dog walking near the leashed one and it tried to jump on me as I passed by. The la...
Posted by Joolie on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:37:00 PST

the aquarium, the meteor shower, and the common cold

Last Saturday me and the familia went to Monterey Bay Aquarium and a fantastic time was had by all. Sure, there were a couple of parents and kids I wanted to strangle for being too close to me or bloc...
Posted by Joolie on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:19:00 PST