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About Me

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DWM ISO F!
I contribute to a webcomic, because there just aren't enough comic strips on the Internet, in exactly the same way that there isn't enough porn. It's a bilingual, surreal serial and you can check it out at ...
http://www.strangechanges.net

My day jobs have included unhealthy amounts of work in radio -- back when it was pretty good, and even now. I've been a PR flack and an advertising copywriter, but I've done HONEST work, too.

I've been a card-carrying naturist (nudist)ever since I was a little kid. Go ahead and make jokes about that, you pathetic textile addict. Clothing is for protection from the elements. If you think the human body is shameful, guess what? You're just as ugly with your clothes on, you dope!

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My Interests

j1m's Exotic Dancer Name Is...
Indigo
(go figure!) Exotic Dancer Name GeneratorVisual arts, creative writing, audio and video production (formerly "film making"), hiking, biking, swimming and na/tur/ism. And no bots or cam/girls!

I'd like to meet:

Artists, mus/i/cians, writers, and unattached na/tur/ist women. Not necessarily in that order. No bots, no cam/girls, no life coaches or palm readers or other phonies. And possibly someone like...

(She's nearly six feet, five inches tall, and most of that is legs!)

ALSO: I'd like to meet the person who invented those damned Talking Smileys and beat him or her to a bloody pulp!

Music:

Nothing pre-packaged by some artificial pop-hit machine, please! I don't CARE how many votes you got on American Idol, go screw! Gimme almost anything Glenn Lambert and his colleagues played on KSAN in the late '70.

Movies:

That reminds me. I haven't been down to Conquest Video in months! (OK, days.)

Television:

Two of them. Usually off except for the news, especially in the summer.

Books:

Why did I wait until I was an adult with kids of my own before reading "Catcher In the Rye?" What a sap I am.

Heroes:

My dad proves you can be a college professor with a PhD and a pillar of the community and yet still be a regular joe without a big ego. Not an elitist bone in his body, that guy. Local politicians: take a lesson from this dude.
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 13 out of 10 correct!!! You're truly a credit to our proud Nation.
Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
...Well, COULD YOU???= = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Your results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 90% Spider-Man 80% The Flash 55% Wonder Woman 50% Catwoman 50% Superman 45% Robin 45% Hulk 45% Green Lantern 45% Batman 40% Iron Man 15% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
DAMN! I keep telling my female friends that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body and they think I'm JOKING!!! .. What Tori Amos Song are you?
Snow Cherries From France
You are mostly concerned with a relationship you lost at some point and time in your life. Only 4% of the people who took this quiz wound up with this song. Frankly, we're worried about you, and Ms. Amos would like you to submit your full name and address so that she may have a restraining order taken out against you. OK? Nothing personal, j1m.
Take this quiz !
Seems a Little Harsh, Doesn't It??
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You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go. In fact, I'm a very lonely IT here at blogthings.com, and I just can't seem to find the right guy, even though everyone says I'm good looking. I must tell you the truth, j1m: I think it was a terrible idea to alter the results of the Tori Amos poll. Now everyone will think you're making THIS crap up, too! How Bored Are You?
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My Blog

Our Gal in Hollywood

I have awesome daughters. One of 'em sent me this in a greeting card today. [My kid, incognito of course] Turned my damn day around, actually. Good ol' snail mail. Chip off t...
Posted by j1m on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:58:00 PST

Whither Diabolina & Company?

"Sure Hope You're Here to Lend a Paw..." "...And NOW, it's time (like, 'way past the time) for ANOTHER EPISODE OF OUR CONTINUING SAGA..." I've been doing some advanced spring cleaning today, h...
Posted by j1m on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:03:00 PST

"The Schlock of Gibraltar," --or,--...

..."I Wish I Were a Cartoon Ferret" ~ CRASH!!! ~ It all went away! Every letter, every story, every family picture, every drawing, every webpage, everything. I was GOING...
Posted by j1m on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:33:00 PST

The Penguin is Mightier than the Sword

A few winters back, when my youngest was still little, she called her dad (me) in Massachusetts from her mother's home in Florida to say: "The temperature's only 50 here! We're F...
Posted by j1m on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:28:00 PST

Warm Up Exercise - PayPal Ain't MY Pal!

First entry for 2007. Taking a break from my chores to whine; ain't that what blogging's about? Here I sit with a nicotine patch on one arm and a lidocaine patch on the other. The lidocain...
Posted by j1m on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

A Stranger is Missing: Why You Should Care

This sounds really crazy, and the last thing any of us needs is one more social problem to worry about. But this is an issue which is both very important to me and very personal: the exploitatio...
Posted by j1m on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:23:00 PST

Turkey Soup for the Soul

If you want to forget about your own problems for a while, try listening to someone who has it worse. If you're down on yourself, try helping that person. It will remind you that you're not...
Posted by j1m on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:16:00 PST

Classic Rock & the Perp Walk, Part Two

This entry updates an installment dated September 25, 2006 in which the protagonist was literally caught with his pants down, and, more to the point, some "herbal glaucoma medicine" in his posession.&...
Posted by j1m on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:23:00 PST

Congressional To-Do List, 2007

VETERANS DAY, 2006 -- The midterm elections are over and the political pendulum has swung away from the current White House and its deceit, incompetance and authoritarianism. Those of us in...
Posted by j1m on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:07:00 PST

The Power of Negative Thinking!

Take it from me: having low self-esteem really sucks! Yet even at my most self-critical, there is one large group of people I consider far more pathetic than me and all the depressed folks I kno...
Posted by j1m on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:46:00 PST