Take a Journey Inside My Mind... |
...and watch my new video. It’s pretty fucking trippy and I think it will convince Adam McKay to make me the new face of Funny or Die. Actually I know it will work, I just know it. The last me...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:07:00 GMT |
These Constant Miscommunications are NOT my fault! |
Quite frankly I am getting quite annoyed at these constant miscommunications happening to me! Bridgeport Comedy Festival was not my fault. I told them that I might or might not show up. They said c...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:25:00 GMT |
Dont believe the Bullshit |
Apparently, the filmmaker got some more interviews of "comics" bashing yours truly at the bridgetown comedy thing, but I am here to say they are all full of shit. They are just jealous of my sk...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:12:00 GMT |
Damn you Jerry |
Dear My Beloved Brother,Damn you bro, what's the haps with you not accepting my myspace friend request?!? This is bullshit and you know it.You won't return my calls and you pour salt in my wound...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:53:00 GMT |
Im on the front page of funny or die AGAIN |
Booya baby! Yours truly has made it to the front page of funny or die once again. This time my video, Episode 2, is being featured in the very top section, right under the Monty Python video and to ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:58:00 GMT |
I’m in the news...AGAIN |
Man, the media just can't get enough of me lately. First Shecky Magazine and now UWeekly. I'm hot as a hooker in Vegas. UWeekly just released it's hot new edition and if you're lucky enough to pick...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:53:00 GMT |
My ticket to Fame |
ladies and gents,My ticket to fame has been posted on my buddy Will Ferrell's website funny or die. I haven't seen Will in ages so after doing a couple rails off of Velveeta's rack I taped this messa...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:13:00 GMT |
Lost Ferret, and I need a ride to Oroville, CA |
Hey fans of my genius, or sellers of my bags of 'muse', I need your help. I was babysitting my neighbors kids ferret 'Monique'. Crazy name for a Korean kids ferret I know, whats the haps on that?Any ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:52:00 GMT |
i need the publicity |
i just did three rails off a hooker's ass, but that's neither here, nor there and what's the haps with saying it's neither here nor there? i forget who said any publicity is good publicity, but it's ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:22:00 GMT |
Who the fcuk am I? |
okay, so this documentary that was made about me while I was in Vegas has surfaced on the net. well, the whole thing isn't on the net yet, just a short little teaser. you can see it here:http://www....
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:10:00 GMT |
