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jeromyOBLIVIAN.

I'mBringin'SketchyBack.

About Me

I used to drive a fucking jet for fucking NASA so now I own expensive shit.
I got morphine in my sleeves, I got some stars in my eyes.
When I grow up, I wanna be a Principal or a caterpillar.
I was in a gang called Your Mom, now I'm in a gang called California.
I used to date a pretty, white girl. Now I talk about how I used to date a pretty, white girl & have moved back to half-breeds.
I wrestled Claire Danes just so I could smell the side of her thigh.
Injuns love me more than booze.
I coined the phrase "Hella rad"... you can thank me later.

available for your perusal:
notesofacleanyoungboy.com [and the note read: "click me"]

My Interests

combing my hair, staring at bugs, jumping on beds, calling you a bitch to your bitch face, movies, talking, pinkie-swearing, swearing, swearing in front of kids, swearing in church, swearing really loudly in the library until they ask me to leave and then crying and begging to be allowed to stay, becoming better than you, not the French, adopted people, Henna, fisting.

oh, and:
n-cyb.com

I'd like to meet:



... Audrey Horne.
... Christina Hendricks.
... Tommy Wiseau, Tess from Deadboy & The Elephantmen, a lyre bird, former Vice President Gerald Ford, Orson Welles and a New Guinea singing dog.
... Derren Brown.

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Music:

Morphine, The Cramps, Social Distortion, Operation Ivy, Elvis Costello, The Black Keys, Los Lobos, Coltrane, early Stiff Little Fingers, Sonny Rollins, RFTC, Chuck Berry, a handful of Fugazi, Thelonious Monk, music that sounds handmade and/or forged out of steel, rivets, steam & hard work.
more recently:
XTC's "Black Sea", Krzysztof Penderecki, Toots & The Maytals, American Death Ray, late Arthur Russell, The Cold War Kids, Regina Spektor, Sly & The Family Stone ('67-'72), Roxy Music's s/t, Neko Case, Joan Jett, the King Khan & BBQ Show, Teddy Thompson's "Upfront & Down Low"; Grey DeLisle (rowwwr).

Movies:

I stoled this ideas of listing the ones seen in the days of this year from The B. Tizzy:
1/08
1/1 - Zach Galifianakis: Live @ The Purple Onion
1/3 - There Will Be Blood
1/5 - Days of Heaven
1/13 - Welcome to Collinwood
1/15 - Below (Twohy)
1/16 - Sweeney Todd
1/17 - The Illusionist
1/18 - Cloverfield
1/21 - Shoot 'Em Up
1/24 - Gangs of New York
1/29 - The Boxer
2/08
2/4 - First Blood
2/6 - The Lives of Others
2/13 - Black Book
2/14 - O Brother, Where Art Thou?
2/17 - We Own The Night
2/19 - Gone Baby Gone
2/23 - Juno
2/25 - Quiet City
2/26 - The Darjeeling Limited
2/29 - Crazy Love (Klores & Stevens)
3/08
3/1 - Right At Your Door
3/10 - Munich
3/20 - Funny Games (2008)
3/23 - The Bank Job
3/28 - The Brave One
3/29 - Southland Tales
3/29 - Revolver (G. Ritchie)
4/08
4/4 - Tucker: The Man and His Dream
4/4 - Rocket Science
4/6 - Cruising
4/8 - Awake (J. Harold)
4/11 - Street Kings
4/?? - 28 Weeks Later
4/14 - Them (Ils)
4/19 - Matthew Barney: No Restraint
4/23 - P2
4/26 - Smokin' Aces
4/26 - Before The Devil Knows You're Dead
4/30 - The Backwoods
5/08
5/2 - Iron Man
5/3 - Mean Creek
5/? - Mission: Impossible III
5/7 - Collateral
5/8 - The Hitcher (D. Meyers)
5/9 - Ratatouille
5/9 - Saw IV
5/12 - Lake of Fire
5/12 - Joshua (G. Ratliff)
5/13 - Redacted
5/14 - Toy Story
5/15 - Apt Pupil
"The Beaver Trilogy"
I'm getting reeeaaaally into Grannycore movies - stuff like "Dependspunk 17", "Denture Adventures In The Fifth Realm", "Fixodentitty-fuckers" and "Metamucilabia-waggers IV".
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Television:


motherfucking Cops; It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia; The Wire; Flight of the Conchords; The Simpsons; Mad Men; Dog, The Bounty Hunter; The [U.S.] Office; Kari Byron's segments on "Mythbusters".

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Books:

Reading: "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Lacan... But Were Afraid To Ask Hitchcock"
Liked Reading: The Sound & The Fury; White Jazz; The Catcher in the Rye; The Wild Boys; Super-flat Times; The Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film; Survivor; Like Water For Chocolate; The Portable Beat Reader; Zodiac (Graysmith); obituaries

Heroes:

Derren Brown. Whoever designed Hezbollah's flag. (I suspect it was Shepard Fairey, but I can't confirm it.)

My Blog

25ish. Play More Fun (Accurate Update On How Im Doing)

You have any weird things in your room?Uhmm. Hm. Sort of. Well, just my penis. But that's only when I'm in my room with my penis. And it just smells weird. It's not like weird weird... just weird smel...
Posted by jeromyOBLIVIAN. on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:31:00 PST

The Bedroom Surveyor

IF YOU OPENED IT, YOU GOTTA DO IT!AND NO LYING!!!I have seen the following things in your bedroom and will now comment on them.Condoms: Used ones go in the trash, you filthy beast.Cell phone: Pfft, wh...
Posted by jeromyOBLIVIAN. on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:40:00 PST

23. Snorg Tease

Man, how I wanna touch that Snorg Tees girl in a few places....
Posted by jeromyOBLIVIAN. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:59:00 PST

22. Please.

Could everyone who likes Metal or Metal-like bullshit (e.g. System of a Down, P.O.D., Powerman 5000, Stain'd, Linkin Park, Evanescence) go eat a fucking bullet. Please. Your taste in music sucks and t...
Posted by jeromyOBLIVIAN. on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:40:00 PST

POSIT BULLETS IN

For Those Who Don't Like Bulletins01. YOU HAVE 10 BUCKS AND NEED TO BUY SNACKS AT A GAS STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET??The shrimp.02. IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING CREATURE, WHAT WO...
Posted by jeromyOBLIVIAN. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST

20. Tippy-tippy-tears

Rémy Belvaux has died and I have mourned the loss here.
Posted by jeromyOBLIVIAN. on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:48:00 PST

19. Guess Who's Got A Semi-Perilous Story...

Me!Well, not just me, I share it with Cash and Will.You can read it here - it's called "Guess Who's Got A Story..."....
Posted by jeromyOBLIVIAN. on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:27:00 PST

18. Guess the truth

1.Who was your first prom date?Lauren Diamond2. Who was your first roommate?the late, great Mike Fratto3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time?some sort of fermented...
Posted by jeromyOBLIVIAN. on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:32:00 PST

17. If You Thought I Only Ripped On MySpace Idiots...

... you were wrong, suckapunk.RottenTomatoes.Com has posted this excerpt from Eric D. Snider's review of "Brick":"Noir-ish dialogue in a high school is inherently funny -- not always in the laugh-out-...
Posted by jeromyOBLIVIAN. on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:25:00 PST

16. My Dearest...

Dearest You-Know-Who-You-Are,I know you don't want to talk to me right now. But this is really important. I need, need, need, need to tell you this but you won't return my calls, my IM chat invitation...
Posted by jeromyOBLIVIAN. on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:29:00 PST