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Dan Harmon

As a lover of true hip hop, this video offends me.

About Me

In Jungian psychology, the shadow or "shadow aspect" is a part of the unconscious mind consisting of repressed weaknesses, shortcomings, and instincts. The shadow is instinctive and irrational, but is not necessarily evil even when it might appear to be so. It can be both ruthless in conflict and empathetic in friendship. It is important as a source of hunches, in understanding one's own more inexplicable actions and attitudes (and others' reactions), and for learning how to accept and integrate the more problematic or troubling aspects of one's personality. Jung also believed that "in spite of its function as a reservoir for human darkness—or perhaps because of this—the shadow is the seat of creativity."

My Interests

mythology, psychology, editing, theology, insects, murder, anthropology, primatology, vodka, video, redheads, sincerity, women's legs in hosiery, absurdity, marijuana, computers and death.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

The Chariots, Spunk, Systemic Glitch, Veranda Hamilton, Popcorn Niggers, Sandblast, Ball Three, Cake Faggot, Shauna is Beautiful Again, Needle Share, Eat the Senator, Dingle, Milkfuck, Snatchtwat, Supercharged Hillbillies, The Duncan Whitmore Experiment, ZKX, DIK, Anus Bakery, DeMorge, 2Nutz, Archimedes Overdrive, Underwhelming Vigilance, Gunga Dance, Wreckneck, Tiny Golf Course Pencil, Empire of Sound, Pass the Sweat, City of Tit, Phantasm 2, Queer, L'il Nibbler, Sinlicious, Listen to Thought, Splenda, Human Light Carousel, Bukkake Vision, Ching Chong, Al Quaeda, P'arfait, Legendary Legend, 0-9, XXL, Bingo, Tarmac, Dark Skinne with N-vay-shun, Bullet Shoot Gunnah, 2-Shoot, Gunshot, Bulletshot, Gunbullet, Gangraper, Guns N Rapists, Velvet Rape, Rape! Raype! Raipe!, The Rape Racers, Pacemaker, The Peacekeepers, Peace Among Rapists, Professor Crime feat. Crime Farmer w. Criminal Attorney, Honeynuts, Flash Gorgon, Impeccable Eyebrow, Phillipe Engenoux, Natalyie Luxembourge, Aluminum, Sock 2 Sock, Food, Vajine, Bucharest Trio, The Israeli Defense Ministers, Postcards From Her Pussy, Black 2 Black, Regional Armistice, Time for Flowers, C.U.N.T. and Phil Collins solo stuff

Movies:

Mainly just Murder at 1600 and Doc Hollywood. Let me think. Nope. That's it. Wesley Snipes in Murder at 1600, with an honorable mention to Doc Hollywood, and that's it.

Television:

Law and Order reruns on TNT in HD while I eat more and more delivery food and get fatter and sadder and more lonely and tired and less talented than ever.

Books:

The Aquatic Ape Theory, The Naked Ape, Hero with a Thousand Faces, Primitive Mythology, a Short History of the World, Religions of the World, Who's Afraid of Schroedinger's Cat

Heroes:

Joseph Campbell, Charlie Kaufman, Kurt Vonnegut, Noam Chomsky, Bob Odenkirk, Robert Smigel, Stephen Colbert, David Mamet, Mark Twain, Woody Allen, Bill Murray, Bobby Hollander, Spalding Gray, Hunter S. Thompson, Joel and Ethan Coen

My Blog

aids

I'm going to write a short story one day set in a world in which it's required that people be deep.  If you get in an elevator with someone and they talk about the weather, you can turn them in a...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

The Presidio

So, I did this TV show for a while.  And this morning, after a lot of strange dreams, I woke up in a hotel room in downtown Phoenix.  Which means that even if we skip the TV show, we have so...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:29:00 PST

Dan Harmon to Wardrobe

Eight mini-pilots in the can:  Four assembled, two locked.  All good.  I think. We're taking publicity photos today.  It makes you feel famous, then the fraud c...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:37:00 PST

When in Rome, Suck

I don't have to watch more than 5 minutes of HBO's Rome to know it's bad.  Wait a minute.  Who's this redhead with the British accent.  I love this show.  Did I ever tell you abo...
Posted by Dan on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST

A wall of cards

For all you jerks who ever questioned the logic or value of blogging:  My desktop computer exploded a few weeks ago, taking with it every scrap of everything I've ever written.  For te...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST

I won't be reading any reviews from march until may.

Here's why.  Read the first few paragraphs of this article: http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/200 7/01/its_never_a_goo.html#comments Then scroll to the bottom and look at&nb...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:40:00 PST

Supplemental

I have ants in an ant farm, Kelly gave them to me.  They- I'm really drunk, just so you know- they live in a habitat of pure nutrient gel.  It was developed by astronauts because they wanted...
Posted by Dan on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST

I Have the Power to Release You From Anna Nicole Guilt

Unfortunately, it involves reminding you that 55,000 Anna Nicoles have overdosed on bullets you prescribed to Iraq with your taxes.  And I don't want to be that guy.  Let's talk about my TV ...
Posted by Dan on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST

2007 begins

I'm having one of those 25 moments we all get to have, where we feel so happy it's almost scary, because where could things go but down.  And I didn't want to waste a high by worrying, so I wante...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:06:00 PST

A Laxative "Effect."

Kelly Kubik saw a box of Russell Stover's Zero Carb Chocolates at Rite Aid and thought of me, because she's a good friend.  She's such a good friend, she even pointed out the fine print on the bo...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST