How to compliment a lady. |
This message was nice and made me feel really good about myself. I sign up to (free) dating sites for the following reasons:90% for the lulz.9.99% for my ego.0.01% because I'm lonely.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:11:00 GMT |
If I could wake up, Id be a morning person. |
I've been up all night.
I watched two episodes of QI which made me laugh, then City Lights which made my heart swell, all of this week's episodes of The Colbert Report which made me laugh again and th...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:22:00 GMT |
The first day of summer. |
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:09:00 GMT |
Post-EXAMS YAY |
Media - Clive Owen e
Before entering the hall, Graham alerted us that we'd already seen the "unseen text". It was Children of Men which we had gone to the Cornerhouse to study for a day. He told us to...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:51:00 GMT |
EXAMS YAY - The night before, again. |
I started revision at seven o'clock this evening. I am a bad student.
Two weeks ago I thought I had plenty of time to revise everything I needed to do, so I didn't.
I have been waking up at the same ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:47:00 GMT |
Blood. Or, I am a better person than you. |
"No you're not," I hear you cry, "you're a mean, lazy, selfish piece of shit."
Well the NHS seem to think otherwise:
I do something amazing. Amazing. I give blood. I save lives. What do you do? Donat...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:18:00 GMT |
EXAMS YAY - The night before. |
I haven't done as much revision as I should've done. I know this now that I have less than 12 hours until my first exam. I learn this lesson every time I have an exam as if it's a new idea that I've j...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 15:38:00 GMT |
My Original Writing Coursework For English Language |
I knew a boy who I swore would grow up to be a serial killer.
Somewhat unfortunately, this boy was my best friend. This was not my fault. My grandmother used to take me to a nursery when my parents w...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:44:00 GMT |
Concerning my drawing of a giant sperm monster |
The above photo has a story to tell that a mere 150 character caption cannot contain. Certainly, I could've left it without a caption at all and you could go on with your life none the wise...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:41:00 GMT |
My proudest achievements in life so far. |
1. In 2003 I won first prize and the John Pearson Silver Challenge Trophy for the best exhibit in Classes 157-169 at Poynton Show. I made a sheep out of cauliflower and as soon as I find the phot...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:09:00 GMT |
