that time Kelly talked about vaginas, again |
Birth is a wild and wacky thing. If you have a penis or have a vagina but have not given birth, you-must-trust... and I know you do. There really is no comparison to make when it comes to seeing your ... Posted by kelly winona on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:50:00 PST |
My Dream: HAARP + Dr PHIL = HEAD EXPLOSIONS |
Dream: June 7, 2008"I woke up and my Mother, Robin, was sitting bedside as usual""Your Mother watches you sleep?""No, she comes in before my alarm clock goes off at 6:15am""But she could ... Posted by kelly winona on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:59:00 PST |
i will delete you + bonus rant about my vagina tearing open |
i've just deleted a "friend of a friend" off my "friend" list.after over a month of two updates a day, I could no longer take it.examples of his updates:
...In Amsterdam with Jack and Jill, monster pa... Posted by kelly winona on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:59:00 PST |
VIDEO: Henry on the Microphone |
undefined Henry on the Microphone
Add to My Profile | More VideosHenry's first time on a microphone. I was freaking shocked. We were all in the basement and he suggested James play somethi... Posted by kelly winona on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:55:00 PST |
photo of my fetus |
my current fetus looks like me.i saw it with my own eyes. on a screen. i had the photo printed.sure ultrasounds are crude old technology but I see the face. it's mine, and it's only 13 weeks old.i've ... Posted by kelly winona on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:19:00 PST |
Anne Frank was hiding in a uterus. |
Is it just me? Or do you see Anne Frank in this Ultrasound photo too?? Is Anne Frank a placenta?And no this isn't my photo, I was searching online to see how large my bean should be.I would LOSE-... Posted by kelly winona on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:30:00 PST |
its -49C/-56.2F and I have to go outside again. |
Salinger has "blue day"'s at her school when it's below -18C. Not snow days, blue days. As in, you will turn blue in under 5 minutes.It means that they go directly into the school at 8:05am and d... Posted by kelly winona on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:24:00 PST |
Someone at Sundance will buy my *ha ha you are WAY too late, not yours* idea. |
I'm a little disheartened.I've been writing a story about two brothers. The eldest brother, released from prison after serving five years for robbery. The youngest is an obes... Posted by kelly winona on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:26:00 PST |
The Chauvinist and The Pig. |
Last night I attended a charity event for a friend. I'm in my first trimester of pregnancy which basically means I'm hormonal, hungry and nauseated...like all of the time. I was bent on find... Posted by kelly winona on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:30:00 PST |
my baby is as big as my ass |
On Monday I was thinking, "Holy shit I'm bloated. Why am I still missing a period after taking $50 worth of pregnancy tests that say negative. Oh my god I'm getting the flu! I'm nauseated. ... Posted by kelly winona on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:26:00 PST |