Derek Doublin - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Do me a favor and pretend this rabbit is singing.
(I added a microphone to make it easier)
My name is Derek and I am often attacked by my own mind.
I swing back and forth violently and I cherish my freedom.
The rules inside my head do not apply to the world around me,
and sometimes that poses a problem, especially with law enforcement.
I run in creative circles.
I enjoy fireworks, Chewy Runts, otters, and good ol' fashioned knife fights.
I also like to make things. Music, film, photography, poetry, painting. All of it. I like doing everything. Everything except performing surgery. I'm TERRIBLE at it. My patients are always screaming and they never survive.
Here is my website:
The Aimless Art of Derek Doublin
Here are a couple of my short films:
"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. So do not fear the darkness. LIVE." - Helen Keller

My Interests

I enjoy breaking glass,
shooting stuff out of tubas, setting things on fire, finding weird objects to wear, EXPLORING STRANGE SMALL TOWNS, making music, developing forgotten rolls of film, taking bad studio portraits at Walmart, Sunday naps to the softserve voice of a golf sportscaster, driving aimlessly by myself at night, drinking with friends, making films, waking up near someone I love (rare), ice cream, warm hugs with soft sweaters, yelling at cows just to get their attention, boobs, blue shirts, and of course... sneaking into hospitals and practicing surgery on old people.

I'd like to meet:

A baked version of the Pillsbury Dough Boy and a talking dog.

Music:

I only listen to Ringtones. I listen to them 24 hours a day. I love ringtones. I love them more than my parents.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Big Lewbowski
True Stories
Tideland
Barfly

Television:

I rent TELEVISION
on DVD
to watch on
my COMPUTER
while I
READ.

Books:

"Then a dog began to howl somewhere in a farmhouse far down the road, a long, agonized wailing, as if from fear. The sound was taken up by another dog, and then another and another, till, borne on the wind which now sighed softly through the Pass, a wild howling began, which seemed to come from all over the country, as far as the imagination could grasp it through the gloom of the night."

Heroes:

My mom, my best friends, and the crazy guy at the end of the bar that knows more than any of us.

My Blog

violent and wild

sometimes...your rib cageholds violent and wild creaturesand in every veinfires a branch of lightning.sometimes...your eyes are sunburned and sand blasted,having been victims of a rough and abusive sl...
Posted by Derek Doublin on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:56:00 PST

This makes no sense... but neither do I...

So I present to you... my music video... to "Ladies Night". ...
Posted by Derek Doublin on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:19:00 PST

Wish I’d thought of this...

Colored Pencil Art....
Posted by Derek Doublin on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:27:00 PST

Download my Album for Free

I've made my album available for free download.12 tracks of sadness, madness, and euphoria.It's my first attempt at making music.I made it all by myself.If you like it, please send others the link.Tha...
Posted by Derek Doublin on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:43:00 PST

EUROPE REPORT ONE: The Worst Mannequin

Generally, when young Americans visit Europe, they see the sites, stay in the hostels, take a lot of pictures, learn a little about the culture, and eat the local cuisine.Not us.We stayed in expensive...
Posted by Derek Doublin on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:35:00 PST

Random DOG Gallery

WHEN DOGS HAVE SEX WITH PREHISTORIC BEAR MAMMOTHSALLIGATOR CRUNCH COSTUMESOFT AND WRINKLY DOG TOWELHYPOTHETICAL PERSONALITY QUESTION:DOES THIS GUY DRIVE A CAB,IS HE A CLOWN FOR CHILDREN'S PARTIES,OR A...
Posted by Derek Doublin on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:35:00 PST

Beautiful Libraries

"Umm... do you guys have Go Dog Go? What about Jurassic Park 2? No? Okay... um... Frog and Toad? Encyclopedia Brown? "Strahov Theological/Philosophical Hall - Original Baroque CabinetsAbbey Librart S...
Posted by Derek Doublin on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:59:00 PST

The Creepy Things I Found

Well... I was meanderin' in my backyard yesterday, trimming back the honeysuckle and singing songs to myself, when I heard a fallen cicada buzzing around. It was clickin' and clackin' down on the gro...
Posted by Derek Doublin on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:13:00 PST

Fantastic Lyrics

I can't stop listening to Willie Nelson's version of this song.Such honesty.Sweet, beautiful, honesty.THE 33rd of AUGUSTBy Mickey NewburyToday, there's no salvation,the band's packed up and gone.Left ...
Posted by Derek Doublin on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:43:00 PST

Our Pop Rocks Complaint Letter - Mailed to Pop Rocks

Last weekend, during a drunken escapade at our cabin off the Frio River, my friend Russell, Gino, and I tried a new package of Pop Rocks Bubble Gum. We had never had Pop Rocks Bubble Gum before so we...
Posted by Derek Doublin on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:06:00 PST