Jason Sudeikis - ProfilesArchive

About Me

About "me"? What about "me"? I think a better question is..."What about you"? Yeah. Let that sink in. Sit with it. Deal with its repercussions. However, in the mean time...while you grow...peep this: I'm 16. I love roller coasters and boogie boarding. My favorite number is 9. Truthfully, I can't touch my toes. I have no sense of smell. I'm left-handed and married. I grew up in Overland Park, Kansas. I have two younger sisters. In the world of Non-truths, I've been crowned "World Champion Hand-Clapper", two years running. My thumbprint was the architectual influence for the Pentagon. I can type six words a minute...with...my...fingers. Meanwhile...in Truth Town: I am an actor(slash)writer. My dad is in sales. My mom is a travel agent. I play Halo 2. I can make 8 out of 10 free throws (after 20 warm-up shots). My first name is Daniel. CUT TO: LIE TOWN, USA - I can bench press a family of five. My IQ is so low it's measured in sound. Alanis Morisette's song "You Oughta Know" is about me. My favorite color is fart.

My Interests

Please. Enjoy. Then send to others for them to enjoy.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Murray, Gene Hackman, Mike Nichols, Eddie Murphy, John Wooden, Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Bill Clinton, Sydney Pollack, James Burrows, David Letterman, Meg White, etc...

Music:

Ben Folds, Wilco, Foo Fighters, The Beatles, Rufus Wainwright, Nada Surf, The White Stripes, Common, The Flaming Lips, Blackpool Lights, Credence Clearwater Revival, Arcade Fire, Sufjan Stevens, Nick Drake, The Dixie Chicks, Kanye West, etc.

Movies:

Citizen Kane, Pulp Fiction, The Graduate, Rushmore, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Beverly Hills Cop, Back to the Future, American Beauty, All The President's Men, It's A Wonderful Life, The Color of Money, King of Kong, Once, Wet Hot American Summer, Rope, Leaving Las Vegas, Caddyshack, Eyes Wide Shut, etc.

Television:

Cheers, The Office (British and US), American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Real Time with Bill Maher, Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Late Show with David Letterman, The Daily Show, Mr. Show, Freaks and Geeks, etc.

Books:

Oh, yeah, totally...no, don't get me wrong, books are effin' great man. I loooove books. Reading is so, like, you know...important. I mean when it comes to books...gosh, where do I even start? I love sooo many. Oh, I know...like my favorite book of ALL-TIME!! The Bible...of course.

Heroes:

and Hoagies!! $4.99! You pick the cheese! You pick the meats! Don't be a dick! Try a sandwich! Live, dammit, live!!