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Emily

About Me

Things I like: improv - food and subsequently eating my feelings - Minneapolis, MN (word up to my homeboys!) - sometimes New York City, where I currently am - writing, or trying to write - classy sophisticates like myself - sharing inappropriate things at inappropriate times.Things I don't like: Oprah, when the episode is about menopause/the audience getting stuff that I don't get - doing work before its due (psh, suck-ups) - running - lumpy beds - Precious Moments figurines - un-lovable losers.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

When I was little, I would plan parties for all of the girls in the American Girl series. It was a sad day when my mom told me that time travel wasn't possible...and that the stories were fictional.I would still like to meet all of the American Girls. Let's make it happen, people.AND! I have a few words for the person who decided that Trix cereal shouldn't be in the shape of fruit anymore...I feel like I'm eating a freaking ball pit.

My Blog

I’m sleepy.

The way to win your heart?Be honest, be yourself, don’t be afraid to look like an ass and make me laugh. Easy enough.When was the last time you went out?I just met Chelsea in Union Square for di...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:24:00 GMT

pRoCrAsTiNaTiOn! At its finest...

1. Are you dating the person you text most?Is it really pathetic if it's my mom? Yeah, probably. So, we text a lot! Not a big deal!2. What did you do at 12 o'clock last night?I was just getting home f...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:50:00 GMT

I knows my alphabet!!!

A is for age:19. I find that bizarre.B is for beer of choice:Bud Light. Simple enough.C is for career right now:Student...the most amazing babysitter/chauffer in the world, sometimes-intern.D is for y...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:32:00 GMT

Minnesotahhhh (don’t ja know)

The Minnesota survey! Made for Minnesotans by Minnesotans!Please answer all questions honestly so dem der neighbors of yers can git to know ya betterrrrr dontcha know?1. First of all, where in Minneso...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:20:00 GMT

rule of 3s

** You have to use 3 words to answer each question. No more, no less. **1. Where is your cell phone?:In my bed?2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?:In my head.3. Your hair?Today? Kinda matronly.4. Whe...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:47:00 GMT

G’morning!

1. Where is the person you have feelings for right now?In the freezer.2. What are you doing friday?Driving allll the way to North Carolina, performing at the Dirty South Improv Festival, being awesome...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:13:00 GMT

Why not.

1. ROCK STAR NAME:(first pet, current car):Cody Cadillac. 2. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe):Cookie Dough Flats. (awkward)3. NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:35:00 GMT

Stolen from Heather AND Dominique...

1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?I don't think it fits my personality, I'm not badass enough for a lip piercing. I'm not really badass enough for any more piercings, I think.2. ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:22:00 GMT

Blargh.

1. Who took your profile picture?My lovely PhotoBooth. Ah, the vain perks of having a MacBook...2. Exactly what are you wearing right now?'Tisch t-shirt and navy shorts: pajamas.3. What is your curren...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:48:00 GMT

Back in New York! So, naturally, survey time.

1. Have you ever kissed someone 16 or older?Oh, all those kooky sex(offender)capades....2. Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an A?Nope. 3. Where is your cellular?Plugged in on my lit...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:11:00 GMT