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CHRIS P. ™

The sleepy store won't take my debit card 'cause it's actin' stu-pid!!

About Me

I kick ass. Just ask around. I wear Pumas. I'm a filmmaker. People say i'm funny, I don't believe them. So check me out. REFER TO MY GENERAL SECTION...

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My Interests

CHRIS..... Movies, jokes, concerts. the IN-N-OUT BURGER is fucking great. ugly is the new blue. two guys eating a sandwich. I LOVE PHOTOGRAPHY. yeah he does. Nickle Beer Night!! Seth Cohen. WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? today is tomorrow... I'VE NEVER BEEN TO PORTUGAL. Come on Ricky, come on Brett!!! post hoc, ergo proter hoc, HELLO RIBS!!!! HAGGARD. night is more dagerous than day. "His jet is getting old?" THE FUCKING 80's KICKED ASS. I love wearing ties. that damn iPod. Michael Mann is the greatest director of all time. Gatorade. jabberwocky. COKE. yeah oops. I'm telling you, if you drink this tequila you will see GOD. i wish i slept more in school. GOOD vs. GOOD, I'M GOING TO BAKERSFIELD. I GOTTA GO. yuengling. They're going to send my back to Omaha, and I don't even live there. Georgia Home Boy. I want to be a bigtime film director-or-just a happy one. I LOVE IT WHEN GIRLS HAVE THEIR HAIR IN THEIR EYES. lacrosses is fucking cool. THE CLOCK IS TICKING.....AGAIN. it's not what we say in a relationship, it's what we do. drive,focus,passion, nice going bigtime!! EMBRACE. Alfa Dog. Scary Perry Meth. wow, look at that trunk, you could fit like 4 or 5 bodies in there. cherry coke. Jack Bauer is the man. reading people the riot act. i want to be THE guy. LET BARTLET BE BARTLET. pre-game. staying up late. the ZERO candybar is pretty sweet. coincidences. P-Unit, THAT KID SUCKS.... Abramson. i fucking love wearing sportcoats. CTU. i love showing people my favorite movies. OBV. so....how's Mason doing? That's the discipline. Clint Eastwood is fucking great. I CAN'T SPELL WORTH SHIT. STILL, I'M NOT AS BAD AS VARN. So I go to this meeting. yup, yup. just wait for the other shoe to drop. Dave Coulier shaves his balls. Tell your friends. just keep pushing forward. YOU HAVE TO PICK UP THE PIECES. cheap cigarettes. Los Angeles at night. PRUNER

I'd like to meet:

CHELSEA IS ALL I NEED!!! She is my Norma Jean BakerDear Sister

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Music:

Arcade Fire, Liars, That Dog, Spain, Cat Power, TV on the Radio, THE RACONTEURS, Tegan and Sara, EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY, MONO, Tilly and the Wall, TOOL, Massive Attack, Imogen Heap, Death Cab For Cutie, Johnny Cash, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, Nada Surf, Kanye West, Idiot Pilot, Neutral Milk Hotel, Head Automatica, The Killers, Minus the Bear, Giant Drag, a perfect circle, Audioslave, GregoRy and the Hawk, Jan Hammer, Jeff Buckley, Kings of Leon, Modest Mouse, Nancy Sinatra, Nine Inch Nails, Pearl Jam, Placebo, THE POSTAL SERVICE, Weezer, YEAH YEAH YEAHS, Year of the Rabbit, White Zombie, The White Stripes, TONE-LOC, Tom Petty, Aimee Mann, Aretha Franklin, Be Your Own Pet, The Beatles, BOB DYLAN, BOB SEGER, Bright Eyes, Bruce Springsteen, Coco Rosie, Coldplay, Cypress Hill, Hall and Oates, Electrelane, David Bowie, The Decemberists, DEFTONES, Team Sleep, Dire Straits, ELLIOTT SMITH, Tenacious D, Slumber Party, fAILURE, Eric Clapton, Etta James, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, Fort Minor, Silverchair, The Rolling Stones, Robert Palmer, Prodigy, Phil Collins, Muse, Muddy Waters, The Long Winters, Jay-Z, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, to name a few.

Movies:

BACK TO THE FUTURE, HEAT, FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, THE USUAL SUSPECTS, THE COLOR OF MONEY, SUPPER TROOPERS, SIN CITY, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, BLADE RUNNER, OFFICE SPACE, BADLANDS, DONNIE DARKO, FIGHT CLUB, MEMENTO, THE NEW WORLD, NARC, THE THIN RED LINE, 3 DAYS OF THE CONDOR, PULP FICTION, JURASSIC PARK, SEVEN, STRAW DOGS, WALK THE LINE, GLADIATOR, JAWS, MAD MAX, THE ROCK, TOMBSTONE, THE WARRIORS, WAY OF THE GUN, ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING, THE GAME, THE DEPARTED, ANIMAL HOUSE, THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS, BACHELOR PARTY, THE MATADOR, BOTTLE ROCKET, CLERKS, KISS KISS BANG BANG, ELECTION, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, THE GIRL NEXT DOOR, GHOSTBUSTERS, GUNG HO, OLD SCHOOL, JUST ONE OF THE GUYS, THE LATE SHIFT, MADE, SWINGERS, OCEAN'S 11, PCU, PUNCK-DRUNK LOVE, SNATCH, THUMBSUCKER, USED CARS, MULHOLLAND DR, THE VILLAGE, LEON, BLUE CHIPS, OUT OF SIGHT, RAISING ARIZONA, THE VIRGIN SUICIDES, WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S, PLATOON, KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, MYSTIC RIVER, RESERVOIR DOGS, PANIC ROOM, DIE HARD 1 AND 3, GARDEN STATE, BLACK HAWK DOWN, SOLARIS, THE BIG RED ONE, SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE, GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK, JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY, DUNE, THE SQUID AND THE WHALE, ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN, NETWORK, DOG DAY AFTERNOON, MUNICH, 48 HOURS, ALIEN, 25th HOUR, 21 GRAMS, THE CUMSCRUBBER, MANHUNTER, AND THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME........ BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA.

Television:

24, The West Wing,30 ROCK,Family Guy, The Shield, The OC, ALIAS, LOST, Homicide, Seinfeld, THIRD WATCH, curb your enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Sports Night, Grey's Anatomy, RENO 911, That 70's Show, CRIME STORY, Project Runway, CSI:MIAMI, Mr Show, THE OFFICE, Newsradio, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Books:

i don't read i make films.

Heroes:

MICHAEL MANN, TERRENCE MALICK, CHRISTOPHER MELONI, SPIKE LEE, KATHRYN BIGELOW, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, SPIKE JONES, RIDLEY SCOTT, JEFFREY WRIGHT, JASON SCHWARTZMAN, TONY SCOTT, FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA, MARTIN SCORSESE, BRIAN DE PALMA, MIKE NICHOLS, GEORGE CLOONEY, WES ANDERSON, SAM ROCKWELL, DAVID FINCHER, STEVEN SPIELBERG, PAUL NEWMAN, QUENTIN TARANTINO, ROBERT RODRIGUEZ, FRANK MILLER, JOHN HUGHES, SOFIA COPPOLA, JON FAVREAU, JEREMY PIVEN, ROB REINER, BROKEN LIZARD, PETE POSTLETHWAITE, AND MICHAEL BIEHN!!!!!!

My Blog

Amityville spooky.....

Facts surrounding the "Amityville Horror House" The Amityville Horror has turned from a real suburban American tragedy into a horrific myth. It has become the source of bestselling novels and the subj...
Posted by CHRIS P." [1080p] on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST

Top Films

In no order(b/c i havent figured it out yet) : HEAT ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING THE ROCK 25th HOUR GUNG HO FIGHT CLUB MANHUNTER MEMENTO APOCALYSE NOW THE COLOR OF MONEY BLADE RUNNER THE USUAL SUSPECTS S...
Posted by CHRIS P." [1080p] on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

ATL

these are photos of the shit we did in ATL. very Blade Runner. rape pullin' a "Boz" at some time during all of this we went to a concert. chris p....
Posted by CHRIS P." [1080p] on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 01:22:00 PST

Chris Isaak is a SOB

GIANT DRAG D2K & myself set out to Ft. Lauderdale to the Culture Room to see GIANT DRAG. (This is them.) I say, it was pretty solid. Annie Hardy tells little jokes in between every song. I shook...
Posted by CHRIS P." [1080p] on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:42:00 PST

let the noise in

MONO From Tokyo comes these three men and a lady, and with them comes the loudest, most beautiful noise your ears can stand. So I call out of work to go see MONO at the Social in Orlando. It was ...
Posted by CHRIS P." [1080p] on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:40:00 PST

MAGICAL TREVOR

Everyone loves Magical Trevor,cuz the tricks that he does are ever so clever,Look at him now, disappearing the cow,Where is the cow, hidden right now? Taking a bow, its Magical Trevor,Everybodys seen ...
Posted by CHRIS P." [1080p] on Sun, 14 May 2006 05:07:00 PST

they take me places

for those of you who know me this will make perfect sense. i have put some of my shoes on the retired list: my '03 Richie PUMA ROMA these shoes have been with me for years now...i have worn it t...
Posted by CHRIS P." [1080p] on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:48:00 PST

making faces & stealing glances

a look inside: Movies jokes I didn't cry during The Notebook. concerts the IN-N-OUT BURGER is fucking great. Dorjan Williams & Heath McKnight hate Michael Bay. ugly is the new blue. two guys eatin...
Posted by CHRIS P." [1080p] on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:34:00 PST

there and back again

I don't think I could give you a straight answer. Mostly b/c I don't really know.  Imagine feeling trapped in a box. Imagine feeling like everyone you know is turning on you. Imagine feeling lik...
Posted by CHRIS P." [1080p] on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 09:50:00 PST

the only moment we were alone

Something happened there, I know I wasn't the only one who felt it. I don't know whether to be happy or afraid. I have a feeling that just like everything else this will blow up in my face. I don't wa...
Posted by CHRIS P." [1080p] on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:34:00 PST