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Aaron

I can never be too paranoid of myself... or can I?

About Me

I make mini TV shows for Channel 101 :

Return to Supermans
Episode 1 - Supermen battles his arch-nemesis, Spider-Man
Episode 2 - Supermen competes with a mysterious Bat-stranger and a malevolent villain.
Episode 3 - Supermen must overcome his greatest weakness to confront his greatest enemy.

Morality

Coke and Dagger

HOLLYWOOD STEVE is NITRO JACKSON in:
Weapon of Mass Destruction 2: Revenge of the Russians
(2 minute, 30 second Acceptable.TV version )

Doctor Telemarketer Grocery Bagger Executioner

The One Minute Murder Mystery

Hard Justice

Homes of the Stars

"Totally" Rad Awesome

The Pool Master
( The Pool Master does THE HALO MINUTE )
( Pool Master Special Lesson - The Laws of Nature )

..

My Interests

Trying to appear interesting to you.

I'd like to meet:

Either the guy who got this tattoo, or Alan Thicke himself.

Music:

The music they play over the speakers at Walmart and Target. You know, lots of Sade.

Movies:

Weekend at Bernie's II

Television:

The Office (UK), Fake Office (American), Twin Peaks, 24, Lost, Curb Your Enthusiasm, some seasons of SNL, Mr. Show, The Ben Stiller Show

Books:

Only the finest of literature.

Heroes:

Gandhi

My Blog

Jury Duty Blog  2 of However the Fuck Many I Want

Note to the dude who is calling all of these stupid names off, stop saying "Thank You" in between names, because when you do so, I think you're done calling names and stop listening for my name. THEN...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:46:00 PST

Jury Duty Blog  1 of ?

I thought I was getting away from a day at work and that fuckhead pathetic Reality TV Producer guy I hate easily, but instead, I got locked into this giant room with about 200 people where my name cou...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:03:00 PST

Return to Supermans - Episode 3

Fuck April Fools.  Just kidding!  April fools! I don’t mean to brag.  That doesn’t mean I’m not bragging, it just means that I mean not to, but Return to Supermans Epi...
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:53:00 PST

SEVGN.com Presents Fantasy Aquarium Release Party TONIGHT! LIVE on the Internets!

Hey guys,For those who don’t know and happen to live in Minnesota (or elsewheres), I’m involved in this thing called Super Epic Videogame News. The greatest website known to human civiliz...
Posted by Aaron on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:45:00 PST

Holy shit! A politician was caught having an affair!

I am shocked and apalled. I am sick to my stomach am literally vomiting as I type this! For shame, Governor of a state I’ve never been to!This story is so sickening, it’s the only story ...
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:04:00 PST

A really generalized blog about something vague.

Ever have one of those days, or even a moment or two, when everything seems to be going all right?  When you're watching great movies, listening to great music, the right Presidential candidates ...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST

Return to Supermans 2

Well, it finally happened. I made the second episode of a Channel 101 show. It turned out pretty well. I think, if I had more time to edit it, I'd fix the pacing of the subtitles, but overall, it d...
Posted by Aaron on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:05:00 PST

Bank of America makes you God.

There's this Bank of America commercial where this hiker is hiking (no shit!) through the woods and he comes across a Bank of America in the middle of the woods. Now, this begs the question, because ...
Posted by Aaron on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:33:00 PST

PLANE CRASH BLOG 4 - Still alive ... for now.

OK, so this plane trip didn't kill me, but there's still one more to go.It was a really smooth trip actually, except for the part where I missed my flight. Apparently, you're supposed to be there 45 ...
Posted by Aaron on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:32:00 PST

PLANE CRASH BLOG 3- 2007 Rocked

I have no idea whether or not my shitty clock was a hit at the Office X-Mas party, but in the gift exchange, I got stuck with shitty Hungarian Chocolate. Fuck it. It's still probably better than wha...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST