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Not Kat

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About Me



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My Interests

I'm usually under the influence of at least two substances. I never say "bless you" when people sneeze. I don't know why. I guess I'm just an asshole.

I'd like to meet:

Skinny girls with ugly faces. Preferably crazy ones.

Music:

.. Andy Kaufman Trusted You on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Movies:

Godfather, Godfather II (which is not better than Godfather, by the way), Mean Streets, On the Waterfront, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Graduate, Garden State, The Descreet Charm of The Bougouise, Annie Hall, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Love and Death, Husbands and Wives, Twelve Angry Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Goodfellas, Interiors, Donnie Darko, Batman, The Big Lebowski, Shadow of a Vampire, Nosforatu, Citizen Kane, Birth of a Nation (just seeing if you were paying attention), The Sea Inside, Dangerous Liasons, The Age of Innocense, Kill Bill, Death to Smoochy, The Quiet Man, The Ten Commandments (purely sentimental reasons), Pride and Prejudice (not the Keira Knightly version-I'm talking about the six hour BBC miniseries here. It's unbelievably funny and romantic and it always makes me want to drink tea), Swimming Pool, Dark City, The Sword in the Stone.

Television:

The Office (British or American), Coupling, Absolutely Fabulous, Are you Being Served?, Fawlty Towers, Flying Circus, Family Guy, Simpsons, Law and Order, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, Myth Busters.

Books:

. The Sun Also Rises or anything else by Hemingway. The Great Gatsby, The Beautiful and Damned...or anything else by Fitzgerald. 1984. Pride and Prejudice. Notes From the Undergrond. Byron. Wuthering Heights. Return of the Native. The Monster at the End of This Book. The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Wordsworth. Franny and Zooey.

Heroes:

Felissa Gadon, Hemmingway, Byron

My Blog

I’m a guest on The Rant tonight!

I think I might have injured my wrist on Myspace. So many hours spent gripping my mouse, scrolling down to see if someone has responded to my response to their comment. What's that called? Carpel t...
Posted by Not Kat on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:49:00 PST

Return to Supermans

I have another movie for you.  I didn't make this one, but it does feature me as  Turkish Lois Lane.Enjoy!Return to Supermans...
Posted by Not Kat on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:18:00 PST

She Dick

I did an improv-y show called Out On Bail a few months ago in which I played a Madame with an interesting cover operation. One night as the other "prisoners" and I were milling around stage at the to...
Posted by Not Kat on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST

An open letter to Not Boyfriend on the subject of talent

Dear Not Boyfriend, I got a job yesterday.  I'm going to get paid to talk.  Do you know why I got that job?  Do you?  Huh?  Huh?  Because I'm funny.  That's right, I'm amazing.  My new job is proof t...
Posted by Not Kat on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:24:00 PST

Two people read my blog this week

Seriously? My blog is, for all practical purposes, defunct. Kaput. Retired.Who are you two? I demand that you declare yourselves. If that doesn't work, then I am prepared to ask nicely.
Posted by Not Kat on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:28:00 PST

My analyst is making me eat peaches.

It's true. The woman is forcing me to eat fruit against my will. Let's start at the beginning: The sweeping generalizations people so often make about children confound me. So many acting teachers h...
Posted by Not Kat on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:06:00 PST

Not Boyfriend doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

Not Boyfriend wants me to start drinking Smirnoff."It was voted number one in a New York Times blind taste test. You won't be able to tell the difference! Don't be such a pretentious poser!"Fuck you...
Posted by Not Kat on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:54:00 PST

An open epistle to my true love...Myspace.

Oh sweet Myspace! How I have missed you!It has been too long since our last meeting. Absence really does make the heart grow fonder! My love for you has not waned. Nay! It has grown heartily bene...
Posted by Not Kat on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:24:00 PST

I'm not desperate enough to do soft-core...right?

I've started Vlogging on LiveVideo.com. It would be very decent of you to come over and check it out. My Adventures in Soft Core PornComments left here are awesome and comments left over the...
Posted by Not Kat on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:08:00 PST

L33t Haxxors 4 needs your vote!

As you might remember, Not Boyfriend has been working on a series called L33t Haxxors which occasionally features yours truly.  We'd love to get this latest episode on VH1 and we need you guys to...
Posted by Not Kat on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:47:00 PST