I'm usually under the influence of at least two substances. I never say "bless you" when people sneeze. I don't know why. I guess I'm just an asshole.
Skinny girls with ugly faces. Preferably crazy ones.
.. Andy Kaufman Trusted You on FunnyOrDie.com ..
Godfather, Godfather II (which is not better than Godfather, by the way), Mean Streets, On the Waterfront, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Graduate, Garden State, The Descreet Charm of The Bougouise, Annie Hall, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Love and Death, Husbands and Wives, Twelve Angry Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Goodfellas, Interiors, Donnie Darko, Batman, The Big Lebowski, Shadow of a Vampire, Nosforatu, Citizen Kane, Birth of a Nation (just seeing if you were paying attention), The Sea Inside, Dangerous Liasons, The Age of Innocense, Kill Bill, Death to Smoochy, The Quiet Man, The Ten Commandments (purely sentimental reasons), Pride and Prejudice (not the Keira Knightly version-I'm talking about the six hour BBC miniseries here. It's unbelievably funny and romantic and it always makes me want to drink tea), Swimming Pool, Dark City, The Sword in the Stone.
The Office (British or American), Coupling, Absolutely Fabulous, Are you Being Served?, Fawlty Towers, Flying Circus, Family Guy, Simpsons, Law and Order, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, Myth Busters.
. The Sun Also Rises or anything else by Hemingway. The Great Gatsby, The Beautiful and Damned...or anything else by Fitzgerald. 1984. Pride and Prejudice. Notes From the Undergrond. Byron. Wuthering Heights. Return of the Native. The Monster at the End of This Book. The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Wordsworth. Franny and Zooey.
Felissa Gadon, Hemmingway, Byron