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Robert

and he smiles, but not as sultans smile, ...

About Me

Journalist and editor (of the hack variety) living in Detroit.

My Interests

Photography, chess, fencing, silent films, stand-up comedy and martial arts.

I'd like to meet:

Other journalists (brother/sister hacks always welcome), editors, writers, musicians, buried treasure hunters, pundits, cineastes, and .... kabuki enthusiasts?If you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss charges a rental fee.

Music:

Brahms, Grainger, Donizetti ... Ornette Coleman, Miles Davis ... Lady Day, Edith Piaf, Juliette Greco, Dame Joan Sutherland ... Skip James, Sonny Boy Williamson ... The Yardbirds, MC5, The Temptations ... Lesley Gore, Maxine Brown.

Movies:

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The Sea Hawk, if..., Force of Evil, Mean Streets, Major Dundee, A Zed and Two Noughts, Ghost World and this could go on and on and on .....

Television:

The Prisoner, Twin Peaks, The X Files, Married With Children, The Munsters, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Homicide: Life on the Street, Combat, Lost, Gilmore Girls, Carnivale and (naturally) Meet The Press.

Books:

Everlasting Man, Anthony Adverse, Brighton Rock, The Razor's Edge, Lucky Jim and if you thought my list of movies could reach into infinity ....Favorite writer: Graham Greene Favorite poet: Roy Campbell

Heroes:

G.K. Chesterton, Whittaker Chambers, Orson Welles, Robert F. Kennedy, Dorothy Day, Roberto Clemente.

My Blog

If it worked for Hillary ...

I think I need a new song. She Hates Me ended up being the profile ditty chiefly because a) I like itb) It was my first suggestion after my eight-year old niece asked me what melody I wanted posted. T...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:06:00 PST

I know I'm gonna regret this - again!

I need a "needlessly long profile name."Go ahead. Get it out of your systems.
Posted by Robert on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST

Naked Nosh - or, because Mama told me to and what Mama wants ...

Mark your calendars. I am actually hopped to the gills right now.Bobby D. feels like a Pool Boy in the Sahara Desert right now. An impending root canal job has prompted my dentist to supply me with so...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

Best Films of 2006 - operators are standing by

It's that time of year again when my editors start asking me to compile lists. Got some nice feedback from many of you re: Best Films of 2005. What did you see this year that you liked? Caveat: Mentio...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:08:00 PST

Tag - I'm It

It was suggested by a certain hermetic soul that we play a quasi-autobiographical game where three statements about our lives are given and one must be singled out as a falsehood. Ok, let the game beg...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:10:00 PST

The Ovaries Spin and having Spun ....

Loyal readers of this blog (yes, all four of you) have inquired if I'm the same Fourth Estate Fool who pens the Drink Up column in Real Detroit Weekly. Guilty. In addition to my sage appraisal of the ...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:55:00 PST

For BMSD maniacs only (but polite visitors welcome)

It is awkward (and a bit presumptuous) for me to approach a blog-mob by proxy, but since I long ago accepted the fact that most of you wouldn't give me the time of day had I not a tenuous connection w...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST

the professor and ...

Maybe it's time for intervention. As many of you have already observed, I have a great many "friends". Indeed , the plethora of people (that phrase was for you, Sordid Baby Sans T-shirt) has prompted ...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:26:00 PST

everybody's friend

Am I the only one who thinks Tom doesn't have a sex life?
Posted by Robert on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:47:00 PST

T-Shirt Messages for the MySpace Masses!

I've become quietly obsessed with the idea that MySpace is screaming for some free advertising via white cotton. I Love You - But I Won't Read Your BlogTo Blog Me is To Know MeTom Doesn't Count - He's...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST