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lizhill

Would YOU be holding this??

About Me

I am many things. I am a femme fatale. I am a vulnerable, sticky mess. I am a crazy cat lady (four -- FOUR will be enough, don't you think??). I am an "editor at large." I am a boy-crazy maniac. I am depressed. I am fun-loving. I am a daddy's girl. I am a mama's boy. I am one of the guys. I am a girly girl. I love skirts and high heels and bubble baths. I love dive bars and sports on TV and not showering for days. I love champagne. I love cheap beer. I love McDonald's and White Castle and Taco Bell and greasy diners. I also love surf and turf nearly as much as I love my mother. I am an atheist. I am a liberal. I am addicted to NPR -- and beer and and sleeping and everything else that's fun and cuts into my 9-5 façade. I am a writer. I write nothing of consequence. My house is dirtier than my mind. I am elitist. I love slumming it. I go out to bars and shows and restaurants and movies and art openings and plays and sporting events -- alone. I wish I had someone to go with. I love my privacy. I love to kiss and cuddle. I could beat you at Trivial Pursuit if you only gave me the chance. I have no girl friends. My best friend is a girl. I dress for the job I want, not the job I have. I worry constantly. I am a consummate optimist. I am the best speller east of the Mississippi. If there were a world championships of parallel parking, my immediate family and I would earn byes to the finals. I eat dinner with my parents twice a week. I can sleep 15 hours in a row if I don't have to go to work the next day. . . but shit, tomorrow's Wednesday.

My Interests

marrying a rock star, divorcing a rock star, marrying a poet, living happily ever after

I'd like to meet:

men with backbones, women without attitudes

Music:

soul, punk, funk, classic rock, hip hop, rock and roll, pop rock, indie rock, indie pop rock -- Brendan Benson, The Hentchmen, Digable Planets, Marvin Gaye & Tammy Terell, Black Star, The Strokes, Beck, A.C. Newman, The Go, Back in Spades, Elliot Smith, Cream, The Ramones, Warren Zevon, Air, The Stooges, MC5, Ryan Adams, The White Stripes, Coldplay (who knew?), Jason Mraz (the shame), Maroon 5 (yes folks, I'm sorry, but sometimes Maroon 5), Portishead, Blondie, Bob Dylan, Rage Against the Machine, Bjork, New York Dolls, Janis Joplin, Bill Withers, Patti Smith, The Paybacks, Weezer, Kelly Clarkson, The Who, The Kinks, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Television, Led Zeppelin -- anything that makes me cry or feel like a God

Movies:

period dramas, epics, cult comedy classics, romantic comedies, drug comedies, based-on-a-true-story's -- This Is Spinal Tap, Rushmore, Bottlerocket, The Princess Bride, Old School, Airplane!, Wet Hot American Summer, Gimme Shelter, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Election, Mean Girls, Coen brothers, Gone With the Wind, Office Space, Caddy Shack, The Shawshank Redeption, 8 Mile, Gilda, Requiem for a Dream, Anchorman, Walk the Line, Gangs of New York and other stuff, too. What I really like is seeing movies in the theatre.

Television:

Reno 911!, The Soup, Real Time with Bill Maher, Project Runway, America's Smartest Model, Top Chef, Weeds, Jeopard, Intervention, Entourage, Deadwood, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Showbiz Show, Chapelle's Show, SNL, Seinfeld, Mythbusters -- anything funny, cheesy and/or reality- or nostalgia-based,

Books:

Books about language, anything by Fitzgerald or Hesse, Catcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey, Please Kill Me, biographies of tragic historical figures, magazines galore -- I subscribe to Esquire and Details, but would hope I start getting them for free when I become joint editor of both

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut, Zelda Fitzgerald, my brother, my parents

My Blog

Coolest Animation Ever

This is fucking cool:http://www.vimeo.com/993998
Posted by lizhill on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:23:00 PST

New Job: Have You Heard?

Now, this is a little weird and a lot awesome, but...I am now the assistant editor of a glossy, huge magazine. Awesome.I make more than at my last job at the newspapers and have a brand new mac and a ...
Posted by lizhill on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:45:00 PST

Sunday Sunday Sunday!

Craig and I went to Belle Isle and rollerbladed (or, as Melody calls it, "fruit boot-ing"). We found a huge swathe of newly paved concrete that was apparently done for the Grand Prix. But it was reall...
Posted by lizhill on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:25:00 PST

The Story Behind Rare Form (in brief)

Well, I drank a bunch of beer and was dancing to some really good rock and roll. Then I vaguely remember buying a band shirt and taking my own shirt off in the middle of the Belmont to put on the new ...
Posted by lizhill on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:22:00 PST

I Quit

I started to wait tables to make extra money and I didn't even get past training. Why? Read my letter to the manager:Monday, November 19, 2007To: Jeff Ridgeway Arturo's Jazz & Restaurant25333 W 12 Mil...
Posted by lizhill on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:44:00 PST

The Mood-O-Meter

I think we can all agree that the new "Status" monitor thingy is cool. You can let everyone know what's up with you, for instance "So&So will be at Small's tonight" or "So&So just rimmed out a goat an...
Posted by lizhill on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:22:00 PST

Mixed Blessings Weekend

Probably this should be a blog, but oh well:This weekend, I:- had dinner with Kim, who is my new cool friend.- had a great time at the Belmont.- got pulled over with a drink in my center console.- had...
Posted by lizhill on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:28:00 PST

We DID it!!!!!!

Eugene and I, and my friend Kelley, who has been hearing me talk about bike club and then chose THIS as her first time, went to Hart Plaza and did this crazy bike rally thing.Basically, they gave you ...
Posted by lizhill on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:20:00 PST

Fireworks at Eye Level

My bosses invited me to attend a benefit party at Coach Insignia this past Wednesday. For those who paid, it wasa $250 per person.It was awesome. Open bar all night. Lamb chops. Beef tenderloin. Mash...
Posted by lizhill on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

Bike Club changed my life

I'm too emotional to go into it right now, but, lemme just say: I love you guys!
Posted by lizhill on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST