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Minnie☆Gupta ™

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About Me

I am convinced that I am living in a movie. Please don't try to convince me otherwise.

Oh yeah, and just an FYI: I will not give you my phone number, meet you anywhere, send you naked pics, swoon over your naked pics, or approve any comments that are lacking in originality and ass-kissing. Just so you save the time that you could have devoted to, I don't know, finding the cure for cancer.
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I'd like to meet:

Desperately seeking Dr. Feelgood.
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Music:

Yes, love it.

Movies:

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Television:

Nip/Tuck, The Girls Next Door, Beverly Hills 90210, Baywatch, Desperate Housewives...I'm pretty excited about "Melrose Place" and "90210" being released on DVD...even though the entire first season of both shows were really lame.

Books:

Ohhh, so many. My place has turned into one big library! I love Anais Nin, Colette, "Maneater" by Gigi Levangie Grazer (chick lit at its best), "The Da Vinci Code," "Illusions" by Richard Bach...all biographies and memoirs (the truth is always stranger than fiction), books on nutrition or astrology, The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Principia Discordia (somedays I consider myself a Discordian),The Art of Sexual Ecstacy (you could learn a lot from Tantra), "Four Blondes" by Candace Bushnell, and its sequel "Trading Up," "Radical Sanity," by Elizabeth Wurtzel, "Freakanomics," "An Actor Prepares" by Stanislavski, the entire For Dummies series...this list is endless. I read obsessively.

Heroes:

My Mummy...she gave me these lips!

My Blog

Seen...Done...Heard in the Hamptons

It was so beautiful and well-manicured...I forget sometimes that places like that exist still.  I always seem to spend my time in one crazy big city to another. And I guess psuedo-straightness is...
Posted by Minnie Gupta ™ on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:38:00 PST

Fun Fact

In Sweden there are no drug or alcohol rehabs.  And they have the highest suicide rate. Seems more economical, doesn't it?  
Posted by Minnie Gupta ™ on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:57:00 PST

Damn UDI's

UDI=unidentified drunken injuries. I have many at the moment.  I feel like I might have broken my rib cage--it hurts to breathe deeply. Ahhhh...why do I do these things? And I'm flying off to NYC...
Posted by Minnie Gupta ™ on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:31:00 PST

I love "The Secret"

For awhile I was in the habit of watching a  little of it everyday.  I guess I got off track. I swear everytime I watch it I pick up on something else I didn't remember before, something tha...
Posted by Minnie Gupta ™ on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:10:00 PST

sexualities

Confused sexualities seem to run rampant in Hollywood.  You have heterosexuals, pseudoheterosexuals (Tom Cruise, John Travolta, etc), bisexuals, homosexuals, transexuals...and let's not forget ev...
Posted by Minnie Gupta ™ on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:25:00 PST

Top 8...date...hate...masturbate

They all rhyme...I could write a poem about it.  But I won't do that because I'm not 12.  Not to say that poetry is for 7th graders, but that was the peak of my poem-writing career.  Ah...
Posted by Minnie Gupta ™ on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:49:00 PST

Bed Pans? Douche Bag overused?

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Posted by Minnie Gupta ™ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:37:00 PST

don't piss him off

I've realized that the easiest way to piss a guy off is to tell him a girl he dated is not so attractive.  But sometimes they put you on the spot and demand to know what you think.  This wou...
Posted by Minnie Gupta ™ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST

Je ne veux pas travailler...

My self-tanner has dried and I'm lying naked in bed.  I realized that I'm living out the lyrics of my profile song today.  Et je fume, mais je ne fume pas les cigarrettes.   Si tu ...
Posted by Minnie Gupta ™ on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

wing man.

Is there always someone waiting in the wings when he takes an exit off stage left?  And then he enters the scene with the lights shining on the lonely woman... Are they watching, waiting the whol...
Posted by Minnie Gupta ™ on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:24:00 PST