By a strange twist of fate, I have just moved back to my hometown.
To get some frequently asked questions about me out of the way. If you have always wondered what my screenname means, click here
If you are a guy who sits behind his computer screen and imagine the girls you see are also fantasizing about YOU. Unless you're a rockstar and she's about thirteen, you may benefit from reading my , Public Service Announcement
So, anyway. I'm a copywriter...and some other stuff. That's my job, but I'm not so sure it's an identity. When I started working freelance, I finally stopped being miserable all day at work and wondering when I could retire. Now celebrating five years of having not gone postal! Yay!
I also do some modeling. This is to get the occasional urges to pout in a sequined thong out of my system. So, if any photographers want to network, that's cool. Enjoy the scantily clad pictures, but keep in mind that I'm way too much of a tease to do nudes. So, thanks for not asking.
Now here's a survey that will tell you all my deep dark secrets.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: you can just call me God
Birthday: July 14
Birthplace: Ann Arbor, MI
Current Location: my own little world
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: the milkman did it
The Shoes You Wore Today: cork sandals
Your Weakness: If I told you, I'd have to kill you
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Spinach Alfredo from Pizza House
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: World domination!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't
Thoughts First Waking Up: aaaah!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: I really don't know, maybe we should take a vote
Your Bedtime: whenever I can
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss too many these days
Pepsi or Coke: no
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK at least has veggie burgers
Single or Group Dates: Group dates? Are we on "the Bachelor"?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: For ice cream? I prefer mint chocolate chip
Cappuccino or Coffee: You wouldn't like me on caffeine
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Given the right inspiration, like a sailor
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: I should hope so!
Have you Been in Love: meh..yeah...
Do you want to go to College: already did
Do you want to get Married: Not this week
Do you belive in yourself: I usually think I exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: once in awhile
Do you think you are Attractive: Do you mean, would I do me?
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: in small doses
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes!!!
Do you play an Instrument: not in a long time
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: oh no, it's been a long time
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with destiny
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: been a long time for this one too
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: uh huh...
Ever been called a Tease: more times than I care to think of
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already supposed to be grown up, but don't tell anyone
What country would you most like to Visit: I've been to several
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: not a midget
Weight: God, this is getting boring
Best Clothing Style: Don't dress like you're in a boy band
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'll just plead the fifth here
Number of CDs I own: a gazillion
Number of Piercings: just my ears
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I won't list them all here
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!"By the time you swear you're his. Shivering and sighing. And, he vows his passion is infinite, undying. -Lady, make a note of this. One of you is lying."
- Dorothy Parker
