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About Me


Greetings, my name is Jaygermeister. I am the owner and one of the writers for www.loljesus.com . It is probably the most blasphemous digital trainwreck on the internet. You will find nothing but sacrilegious satire, silly Christ-mocking photos, and videos of Christians exposing themselves at the wankers they really are.I haven’t always owned this site. I stumbled upon this July 2006 when I had the offer to buy the site. I’ve always been of the opinion that religious people are idiots and have had a general distain for all thing related to organized religion, so a project like this interested me greatly. After taking a look at it, I offered the guy $1000 USD, and (I couldn’t believe it) he went for it! The guy who had owned it before me apparently had other interests, so it hadn’t been updated since March of 2006.
I, along with the help of Judas Iscariot and Righteous Ryan, have been busy updating the site practically every day. Traffic is growing a lot now and even though www.loljesus.com is not about money, I really enjoy doing the site. With Christian morons like Mel Gibson out there fucking up Christianity by itself – the site practically writes itself.
I started a myspace page so:
1.I can spread the word of LOLJesus.com to like minded individuals.
2.Get more user submissions of sick anti-religious content.
3. Find contributors to write posts. Some of the people that are writing for it now are semi-famous guys writing under a pseudonym. If you are interested in wring shoot me an email to [email protected].
4. Find bands (in particular death and black metal, but any kind is fine) to trade some links with us.
It’s not that I have a particular dislike for Christians in general. I was raised Catholic, so I have first-hand knowledge of how stupid that organized religion really is. The same can be said about Muslims or any of that other shit.
Lastly, if you are offended, don’t look.
And yes, we do get death threats!
More stuff from Jay (aka Dick Delicious ):
Check out:
Jays Personal Myspace Page , Operation Aspargus , Slumpbuster , and (of course) Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles , LOLJesus

My Interests

Being the retard that gets nailed to a cross for the sins of humanity!

I'd like to meet:

Mel Gibson.

Music:

Slayer, Diecide, Bathory, Venom...pretty much anything Satanic.

Movies:

Last Temptation of the Chris, The Devils Advocate, Muppets Take Manhatten.

Television:

700 Club.

Books:

Using the Bible when I run out of toilet paper.

Heroes:

Karl Marx, Friedrich Nietzsche, Jim Jones, David Kouresh to name a few.

My Blog

Jesus comes back from the dead and hes losing his edge!

Will someone please send Jesus to rehab? Jesus is obviously wasted!Jesus played by me! ..>..>...
Posted by www.loljesus.com on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:17:00 PST

Al Qaeda Issues Fatwa on the Super Lame Sopranos Finale

I concocted this bit of comedy gold drunk out of my mind at 6:30 AM after an all night / day Saturday drinking binge. For some reason, when I get really, really wasted I like to stick a to...
Posted by www.loljesus.com on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:39:00 PST

The Cuba Debacle (a must read)

This story is so fucked up that even at its bloated 2500+ words, it is a must read. On myspace: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&am p;friendID=2394918...
Posted by www.loljesus.com on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:45:00 PST

It's emails like this that keep me going...

"YOU ARE IRRESPONSIBLE IDIOTS WHO PROVOKE INSTEAD OF LIVING IN PEACE. BEACISE OF IDIOTS LIKE YOU THE FUNDAMENTALISM IS INCREASING TODAY. EVERY TIME AN AMERICAN SOLDIER IS KILLED IN IRAQ IS ALSO BECAU...
Posted by www.loljesus.com on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:04:00 PST

Whats Waiting For Anna Nicole Smith on The Otherside

Even in death, Anna Nicole Smith is causing quite a frush in the Netherworld. ...
Posted by www.loljesus.com on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:31:00 PST

LOLJesus Prayer?

LOLJesus is& The rock being thrown through your stained glass prisonWe are a rose in your crown of thornsWe extinguish the Burning BushWe are the bacon that clogs your soul& We roll spiffs of Corin...
Posted by www.loljesus.com on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

And Lazarus came back from the dead (looking as one would expect!)

As you may know, some Christian asshole got the LOLJesus.com Myspace page shut down (and successfully, I might add)&well Mr. Christian, you may think you have a direct line with the Son of God? I smi...
Posted by www.loljesus.com on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:51:00 PST

Its not easy to drag this huge penis around with me!

I should know. It's a man's burden. ...
Posted by www.loljesus.com on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST

LOL Jesus Got Hated On!

Some religious fuckwad (or perhaps myspace) has taken control of the LOLJesus'>http://www.myspace.com/loljesus666">LOLJesus myspace page. If you see any weird bulletins coming down the pike from that ...
Posted by www.loljesus.com on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST

America: You Got PWNT!

I'm going to have to say that this is one of my favorite LOLJesus submissions ever. It even made me look up what the word PWNT, for which, this image is suited perfectly. Look, I actually envy people ...
Posted by www.loljesus.com on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST