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Anh

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About Me

I am an optimist.
I believe in the human animal.
I believe in the goodness that exists in all of us.
I believe that man can be reasoned with and that even during times of severe duress a reasonable and buoyant voice can lead man to goodness (which is what we need today).
I do not believe that we get bitterer as we grow older because we face more reality, rather we can find ways to make humanity better.
I’ve lived by the Golden Rule (do onto others as you would have them do onto you) and will continue to do live my life as an optimist even past the age of 30 unless someone royally dicks me over and then I’ll rip out their fucken heart out with a spoon (I kid, I joke)
I live life by always challenging my palate.
I get anxiety attacks when I see balloons getting blown up.
I do believe that losers always whine about their best while winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
I always cry at the end of My Girl
I find this to be one of the funniest videos of all time The Funniest Video Ever
I also make the greatest guacamole known to mankind.
And it's probably best not to give me a latte before 9am.

My Interests

women, reading or coming up with new ideas on the toilet, chasing cougars, being nice to old ladies, singing badly, playing the guitar, snowboarding, drinking, Vegas, Lakers, Raiders, Dodgers, women.Sometimes, I love staying home with a nice bottle of wine and just chill with my roommates. Most other nights, I enjoy going out to pretentious clubs in Los Angeles trying to meet "interesting" women. Like most other semi-successful to successful Angelinos, I love the scene but hate it at the same time.

I'd like to meet:

I love complicated and difficult women. I like a woman who looks high maintenance, but can be on time.

I want to date a Daily Show Dem. I want a Tina Fey or Lara Logan.

I want a woman who is more Googlezonian than Amazonian.

I want to be with a Laker fan, preferably a Laker girl.

I want a woman who can quote Sartre as well as Burgundy.

I seek women who seem unattainable.

Music:

Just about everyone who was at Coachella this year.

Movies:

Holy Trilogy, Temple of Doom, Godfather 1+2, Matrix, Fight Club, Usual Suspects, Vanilla Sky, Goodfellas, Requiem for a Dream, Office Space, Shichinin no samurai, LOTR, Braveheart, The Masseuse, Rushmore, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, The first half hour of Full Metal Jacket

Television:

The Daily Show, The Office, Scrubs, 30 Rock, Family, Guy, Simpsons, Entourage, Original Transformers, In the Mind of a Married Man - season one, Sopranos, Cheers, Sportscenter, Seinfeld, Cowboy Bebop, simpsons, Scrubs, Three's Company

Books:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction, The Man Code by Maxim, Ishmael, Les Miserables, Brave New World, No Exit, Brief History of Time, Freakonomics

My Blog

Top 5 reasons I hate Matt Damon

Top 5 reasons I hate Matt Damon 5. He's quoted as saying that Jason Bourne is much cooler than James Bond.   4. Matt Damon was convicted of raping a goat in 1997. 3. Sarah Silverman is fu...
Posted by Anh on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:52:00 PST

Pau Gasol + Lakers = NBA Championship

We don't need someone soft like KG.We didn't need a no offense guard like Ason Kidd (that's cuz he has no J).We needed Pau Gasol.We're tearing down...
Posted by Anh on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:25:00 PST

Good-bye IE. Firefox, you are my default.

This is so reminiscent of what happened with Netscape.  I wanted to stay on it so badly because I thought it was a better product.  It was the first in to market.  I was using its whole...
Posted by Anh on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:42:00 PST

My New Years Resolutions

1.      I will party smarter, not harder.  No more 8am benders unless absolutely necessary. 2.      I will figure a way to completely stop smokin...
Posted by Anh on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

I remember this weekend

Isn't it amazing when you leave LA for a weekend to go home and spend time with your family away from the "party lifestyle" of LA, you actually can remember all the details from that weekend.  I ...
Posted by Anh on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

Kitchen Confidential - A Book Review

I just finished Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential and was blown away by how good it was, how many things I learned about what not to eat at a restaurant and how eerily similar the culinary world...
Posted by Anh on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

The DVR

There's life before the DVR and life after the DVR.  There is a difference.  This clearly is one of man's crowning achievements.
Posted by Anh on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST

Different Faces for Different Places

I will chronicle a new About Me for the next few weeks as I approach my 30th bday. The following is part 2. To see part 1 go to my Blog. I call this one: Different Faces for Different Places Even duri...
Posted by Anh on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:08:00 PST

Haiku

Started year with foursome Since then a few threesomes Will 30 bring fivesomes...
Posted by Anh on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:48:00 PST

A chronicle of About Me

I will chronicle a new About Me for the next few weeks as I approach my 30th bday.  This is my interpretation of my reflection on my life. Today is a 3am rant about a link off of www.Wikipedia.or...
Posted by Anh on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:53:00 PST