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Jordanna

jordannataylor

About Me

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The troublemakers. The round pegs in square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules and they have no respect for status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or villify them. The only thing you can't do is ignore them... because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, I see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do."
love love loooves it:
shopping, robertson, dresses from SKY, cats, myspace, harry potter, traveling, culture shocks, people who don't put up with my bullshit, spelling & grammar, classic lit, reading, writing, the color pink, sparkles, chanel, neiman's, true religion jeans, high heels, diamonds, Prague, area, les deux, cristal, champagne in general, talking to people on planes, long flights, those drunken girl talks at 4 in the morning, strip clubs, grey goose & pineapple, MAC lipgloss, texting, sex, kissing, cuddling, lounging around in sweatpants with no makeup, laying in bed with a good book during a thunderstorm, trashy lingerie, theme parties, hot tubs, florida state football, chicken wings from hooters, bleach blonde hair, dressing up, going out, staying in, people with positive attitudes, Juicy couture...juicy tracksuits in the winter, kitson, being tan, going out to dinner at nice restaurants, sitting around talking nonsense with my roommate, googling people, when boys cook for me, reading decorator magazines and pretending i'm a housewife & circling all the things I would buy if I just bought a new house (maybe some of these things I shouldn't be admitting via myspace), sharing my ridiculous theories with anyone who will listen, pink roses, boy handwriting & when boys write you notes (you girls know what i'm talking about), LA, tiffany's, sprinkles cupcakes, anything that has to do with the English language, taking notes for class in pink ink, the playboy mansion, being naked, causing trouble late at night when I'm drunk with my girlfriends, anddddddd I don't know i'm bored of this.
hatessss it:
hangovers, layovers, flying standby!, flying standby with 2 layovers and all flights delayed aka 12 hour trips to DC, people who don't have manners, who can't spell, who are disrespectful, or who are mean & petty. liars, when my myspace page gets all fucked up, and math. i'm not a fan of math at all.
"It is impossible to manufacture or imitate love"
-Professor Horace Slughorn, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

My Interests



heard they'd do anything for a klondike
well i'd do anything for a blonde dyke
and she'll do anything for the limelight
and we'll do anything when the time's right
baby you're makin' it
harder, better, faster, stronger

asking google how to do shit, html & computer programming, making fun of people who don't know how to make a myspace layout, dressing up, weird inanimate objects such as:
pumpkin heads
cute faces like this -- :-o
& skeleton spiders!!
small monkeys
skull heads
pirate slang
blonde hair because it's like, way better than brown hair
christian dior
tom ford for gucci
chanel
the color pink
dance offs to the chemical brothers with my roommate
being a good housewife (ie baking cookies, wearing slutty aprons, etc)
traveling
italian food &&
when my cat sits in his basket

Books:

interview with the vampire
4 blondes
romeo & juliet
othello
a density of souls
how to make love like a pornstar
huck finn
harry potter
the devil wears prada

My Blog

M*A*S*H for LA

M A S H1st marriage        &nbs p;  2nd marriage     bisexual love interest1.        &n bsp; ...
Posted by Jordanna on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:56:00 PST

nip/tuck

my obsession with julian mcmahon has been rekindled.God help me if I see him out.
Posted by Jordanna on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

you know why I like bats?

because they look like cats with wings!!
Posted by Jordanna on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:13:00 PST

gold diggers

you guys creep me out.it's bad enough I have my mother holding it over my head that she pays my bills and can cut me off at any time.why would you give a man that power?I meannnnnI want to be a trophy...
Posted by Jordanna on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:52:00 PST

ohhh its good to have bathilda back

out of Jen, Bathilda, and myself we have a total of 0 cars.and out of the three of us, none of us walk...anywhere. the most walking any of us does is in our heads, when we get the idea that we're "GON...
Posted by Jordanna on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:16:00 PST

this is amazing

get the fuck over it.J.K. Rowling Outs Hogwarts Character By HILLEL ITALIE, AP Posted: 2007-10-20 18:50:28 NEW YORK (Oct. 20) - Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizar...
Posted by Jordanna on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:25:00 PST

wow

buying a car makes me want to fucking kill myself
Posted by Jordanna on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:46:00 PST

cat in a basket!!

cow's ready for halloween!!cow in his basket!...
Posted by Jordanna on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:00:00 PST

"new friends" option

are you fucking crazy tom? like myspace stalking isn't bad enough, tom has taken it to a whole new level.so now, when you're fighting with your boyfriend, or stalking some guy, or stalking his ex-girl...
Posted by Jordanna on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:52:00 PST

wtf

my pumpkin is rotten! grrr...hollowing out more pumpkins will have to wait. this one rot in 2 days!!
Posted by Jordanna on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:39:00 PST