No More Dinners. Ever |
Has any karma-conscious person EVER attended a large dinner and NOT gotten fucked? Seriously... has this EVER happened? Last night I went to a dinner w about 12 people... tab was $680 and I ended up p...
Posted by Craig Clemens on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:11:00 PST |
You Know You Live In Hollywood When... |
-You've seen someone tip a bathroom attendant with a line -Your 16 year old sister can get into more clubs than you can-Your 16 year old sister slept with a guy who was on a season of The Real World.....
Posted by Craig Clemens on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST |
Meet Your Hollywood Prom Queen Nominees! |
Ladies and gentlemen... here are your nominees for Hollywood Prom Queen 2007...Remember you can vote once every 24 hours!www.HollywoodProm2007.com~~~~Allison~~~~~~~~Alionushka
(Lena)~~~~From Den: I'm ...
Posted by Craig Clemens on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST |
Why Hair Extensions Suck |
I HATE hair extensions!There is nothing worse then going to pull a girl's hair and feeling some strange plastic thingy back there. Talk about killing the fun!Seriously ladies... that extra 6 inches of...
Posted by Craig Clemens on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:36:00 PST |
Sex In The Shower |
I have never had sex in the shower, and I just came to the harsh realization that it is not going to happen for a long, long time.You see... while I cannot complain about the size of my new place over...
Posted by Craig Clemens on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST |
Don't Ever Buy Your Wife Or Girlfriend Fake Boobs |
I have a friend named Craig who is one of the coolest nicest guys you will ever meet. He had a long-time girlfriend whom he loved very much... so much that he eventually asked her to marry him. Of cou...
Posted by Craig Clemens on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:05:00 PST |
7 Reasons Why Rascal Flatts Is The Worst Band In History |
1. They play country music, which sucks to begin with2. Before becoming a country music sensation, lead vocalist Gary LeVox (real name: Gary Wayne Vernon, Jr.) (born July 10, 1970, in Columbus, Ohio),...
Posted by Craig Clemens on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:15:00 PST |
Trick Or Treating... |
Hey... remember when you were a kid and you went trick or treating?
Remember how some people would give you like five pennies?
And others would give you bible versus... or worse yet... HEALTHY "candy...
Posted by Craig Clemens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
"Believe It Or Not..." |
I'm Almost 30!
That's right. As of today I'm 25 years old. Fuckin'
crazy eh? (Only because most people say I act like
I'm 12.)
Whatever. Here's the real problem... on top of all
...
Posted by Craig Clemens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What Did I Do To Deserve This? |
Dear Friends,
Since Pacific Beach. was founded in 1887, one
can safely say that MANY things have changed.
Businesses have risen and fallen. Weirdos on the
boardwalk have come and gone (Sl...
Posted by Craig Clemens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
