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I'm Better Than You.

About Me


This is the OFFICIAL MySpace of the Infamous Rich Jerk.
I'm the guy you WISH you were. I've taken the internet, television & radio by storm with the release of my Rich Jerk branded products, showing people how to make a fortune online.....like no one else. I'm kicking the asses of all those lame-ass late night TV infomercial guys. If you wanna learn to make money like me, PAY ATTENTION.
See my website here: RichJerk.com
I don't reveal my "real" name because I enjoy my anonymity, and prefer not to be bothered by losers begging for money. If you have money, you know what I mean. If not, go get some.
In the meantime, one thing I can do for you is help you make a lot of money online. You just need to keep your mouth shut, hand over a few bucks, and have an IQ somewhere above the Moron Level. If you need to make some extra cash and you can follow simple step by step instructions, it's a no-brainer. Whiners & cry-babies LEAVE NOW.
If you do contact me, SURPRISE ME by saying something interesting.

My Interests

Listen to RJ on Howard Stern

Listen to RJ's Radio Commerical

RJ & the Restless, Vol. 1

RJ & the Restless, Vol. 2

RJ & the Restless, Vol. 3

RJ & the Restless, Vol. 4

RJ & the Restless, Vol. 5

I'd like to meet:

Not you.

Favorite Quote:

Greed is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, and for knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind.

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My Blog

Rich Jerk Party at the Playboy Mansion August 17th

Look, I already have several hundred hot girls scheduled to attend my party at the Playboy Mansion on Friday night, August 17th.Playmates.Models.Porn Stars.Celebrities.And just everyday, good ole' av...
Posted by Rich Jerk " on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST

The Rich Jerk goes Hollywood

It isnt every day that the Rich Jerk decides to make a live appearance. After all, he does require at least six days of relaxation every week. However, after arriving in a posh limo with some eye cand...
Posted by Rich Jerk " on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:59:00 PST

You Wish You Were Me

So much happening here. But as some of my ladies from Compton & Long Beach say, "It's all good". You see, I don't discriminate. Sometimes I do go black, and then I come back. (Next time I'll discuss t...
Posted by Rich Jerk " on Sat, 27 May 2006 02:08:00 PST

The Wait is Officially Over.....

You can all finally stop whining....the Rich Jerk infomercial is now live at www.RichJerk.com - That was tough to guess wasn't it you brainiacs? At RichJerk.com you can get a hardcopy of my latest gui...
Posted by Rich Jerk " on Sat, 27 May 2006 02:02:00 PST

The Rich Jerk is Back...and better than ever

So many of you have wondered where the hell I've been. Surprisingly I decided to do a little bit of work. It was very exhausting. I had to tell this person to do that, another person to do this, and s...
Posted by Rich Jerk " on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:59:00 PST

Pics from my upcoming Rich Jerk Commercial

Making money online will be even easier for losers like you once my new commercial hits the air. See a day in the life of the Rich Jerk below.Enlarge Image The Rich Jerk's 2005 Ferrari 360 F1 and 2004...
Posted by Rich Jerk " on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:48:00 PST

New Year's Resolution

For 2006 I resolve to keep taking your money and spending it on things I don't need. Now that I got that out of the way, I'd like to address those people who are positive that my website is a scam. Yo...
Posted by Rich Jerk " on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:27:00 PST

Bah Humbug

Hello losers. I just got back from shooting some scenes for my upcoming commercial. Yes, I'm doing a f**king commercial. It will air nationwide (USA) in February. And I'm still cracking up. It's desti...
Posted by Rich Jerk " on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:24:00 PST

Back from Vacation

I'm back from another long vacation. Don't worry about where I went. It's not important, because you'll never get to go there. I went to my office today to fire a few people, and after that we read s...
Posted by Rich Jerk " on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:21:00 PST

Turkey Day

It's Turkey Day Weekend, so leave me alone. I make my employees work through Thanksgiving and the weekend so bother them instead. RJ
Posted by Rich Jerk " on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:17:00 PST