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Tired of being Murphy's Bitch

"I'm too young to feel this god damn old"

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I am not a big commentor. Sometimes I get comment manic and will comment erratically but usually if I don't have anything worth saying then I just won't. If you are the kind of person who takes this personal then you might want to think twice about adding me. You probably wouldn't like the non-Myspace me very much anyway so why bother? No I do not want to advertise your band, movie, book or video. If I have a passion for it then I will decide to whore it myself thank you!!! I have dreams but I don't speak then usually. People tend to fuck you up once you show them your hopes or vulnerabilities. Why is that? I just want to lift you up and show you that you are more then you can ever imagine and you can do anything. All though I will tell you if I think that you may hurt yourself or others. But I won't stop you in most cases. Sometimes you HAVE to fall on your own face.....
Lying Is The Most Fun Boys Can Have Without Taking Of Their Clothes Lyrics ..
lyrics - bloc party
These are the Funderburgs... they gave me a look at what a family should be and then they shared theirs with me!!!!
(We do have a few friends...)
OMG do they get any sweeter???? Carey Hart..... Oh yeah!!!
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My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.- "The Lockhorns"
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives, be kind anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you, be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight, build anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow, do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough. Give the world the best you've got anyway. You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway- Mother Theresa
Forget mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what youre going to do now and do it. Today is your lucky day.- Will Durant'
"Quidvis Recte Factum Quamvis Humile Praeclarum" (Whatever is rightly done, however humble, is noble)
Quod me nutrit me destruit- What Nourishes Me, Destroys Me

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Sun Sign: Aries
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My Mom Christmas '68 or '69. My Dad Christmas '66. Trisha's true colors!! My Mom and a really cute kid!!! LOL!!!

Just a few words of wisdom
The only reason we don't open our hearts and minds to other people is that they trigger confusion in us that we don't feel brave enough or sane enough to deal with. To the degree that we look clearly and compassionately at ourselves, we feel confident and fearless about looking into someone else's eyes.
Remember always that you are just a visitor here, a traveler passing through. Your stay is but short and the moment of your departure unknown. None can live without toil and a craft that provides your needs is a blessing indeed. But if you toil without rest, fatigue and wearness will overtake you, and you will be denied the joy that comes from labour's end. Speak quietly and kindly and be not forward with either opinions or advice. If you talk much, this will make you deaf to what others say, and you should know that there are few so wise that they cannot learn from others. Be near when help is needed, but far when praise and thanks are being offered. Take small account of might, wealth and fame, for they soon pass and are forgotten. Instead, nurture love within you and strive to be a friend to all. Truly, compassion is a balm for many wounds. Treasure silence when you find it, and while being mindful of your duties, set time aside, to be alone with yourself. Cast off pretense and self-deception and see yourself as you really are. Despite all appearances, no one is really evil. They are led astray by ignorance. If you ponder this truth always you will offer more light, rather then blame and condemnation. You, no less than all beings have Buddha Nature within. Your essential Mind is pure. Therefore, when defilements cause you to stumble and fall, let not remorse nor dark foreboding cast you down. Be of good cheer and with this understanding, summon strength and walk on. Faith is like a lamp and wisdom makes the flame burn bright. Carry this lamp always and in good time the darkness will yield and you will abide in the Light.
Dhammavadaka

What type of PUNKER are you???
Punk Rocker!!!
Bad Religion(pictured), Pennywise, Mike V and The Rats, etc:You're somewhat of a punker. You kind of have the opposite effect of a poser. You don't really tend to have the look of a punker, but you play the music. One of my favorite kinds of punk!

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Me and Mike in '84I'd kill to have my Monkey Boots back!!!!

KUAN YIN Goddess of Compassion

At this point I wonder if I have any interests left. OK I have a few.... gambling, motorcycles, fast cars, music, drawing, being a good mom and friend. The perfect day would be a long drive in a fast car to a gambling city with a fist full of money and a large group of friends that are as smart assed as I am!!! Then I'd roam the streets looking for people who seem to need a break and spread a little love to those that could use it!

You are Susannah! Your tough and somewhat harsh
side is softened by your caring nature. You
feel responsible for others, and even if you
are in a worse situation than they are, you
feel it is your duty to help them first. But in
the end your fierce, stubborn spirit will help
you overcome any handicap!

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My favorite...
...color is white
...advice is be honest but not cruel
...dream is the one with Freddie Kruger chasing me..
...self feature are my wrists
...TV show is Medium
...bad habit is I miss smoking... but not the coughing or smell
...book is Dark Tower series
...band is Disturbed, Pinback, BAD RELIGION
...holiday is Halloween
...time of day is late at night when I am alone and it is QUIET

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I'd like to meet:

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There are people who will come into your lifeand you know right awaythat they were meant to be there...To serve some sort of purpose,teach you a lesson or help figure out whoYOU are and who YOU want to become.You never know who these people may be,but when you lock eyes with them,you know at that very momentthat they will effect your lifein some profound way.And sometimes things happens to you,and at the time they may seem horrible,painful and unfair, but in reflection yourealize that without overcoming thoseobstacles you would have never realizedYOUR potential, strength, will power or heart.Illness, injury, love, loss, moments of truegreatness and sheer stupidity alloccur to test the limits of our soul.Without these small tests,life would be like a smoothly paved,straight, flat road to nowhere.Safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless.The people you meet effect your life,You effect theirs.The successes and downfalls thatyou experiance can create who you are,and the bad experiances can be learned from.In fact, they are probably the mostpoignant and important ones.If someone hurts you, betrays you,or breaks your heart, forgive thembecause they have helped you learnabout trust and the importance of beingcautious to whom you open your heart to.If someone loves you,love them back unconditionally,not only because they love you,but because they are teaching you to loveand open your heart and eyes to the little things.Make EVERY day count!Appreciate every momentand take from it everything you possibly can,for you may NEVER be able to experiance it again.Talk with people you have never talked with before,and actually listen.Let yourself fall in love, break free and set your sights high.Hold your head up, you have every right to.Go look in the mirror and recogognize that YOU are the greatest gift,BELIEVE in yourself,If you don't nobody else will.~unknown~CREATE YOUR OWN LIFE, NOW GO OUT AND LIVE IT!Remember that just because the form of your love for another may change...the essence NEVER does.Angelina Jolie because so many of these quotes could have come right out of my own mouth!!!
I like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny. Which is a problem when I'm walking down the street. Angelina Jolie
I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world. Angelina Jolie
I never like being touched, ever. People used to say I held my breath when they were hugging me. I still do. Angelina Jolie
I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don't like that. It's great to get to a place where you dismiss anything you're worried about. I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive. Angelina Jolie
I'm getting a wrinkle above my eyebrow because I just can't stop lifting it, and I love that you know. Angelina Jolie
If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me. Angelina Jolie
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do. Angelina Jolie
They're right to think that about me, because I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans, I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that. Angelina Jolie
We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Angelina Jolie
When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble. Angelina Jolie
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire. Angelina Jolie
Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else. Angelina Jolie
Without pain, there would be no suffering, without suffering we would never learn from over mistakes. To make it right, pain and suffering is the key to all windows, without it, there is no way of life. Angelina Jolie
I always play women I would date. Angelina Jolie
I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free. Angelina Jolie
"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens."
Anyone true of heart!!! FRIENDS. TRUE HONEST COMPASSIONATE people. I am sick and tired of self absorbed, unhappy people. I want to be a friend not a mother to ANOTHER needy person who doesn't actually give a damn what I think or what I have to offer. If you just want to be stroked you're in the wrong place! I only say this because I have put myself so far out so many times for people, only to get screwed that I just can't keep my faith in humanity strong if it keeps up.

A friend who supports others only when it is easy and convenient to do so is called a "fair-weather friend". A friend who supports their own friends through emotional difficulties is a "true friend." This term also denotes a large degree of altruism, in that the true friend often sacrifices something of his or her own (usually their time and resources) in order to help the friend in need. True friends also are known to be very rare. A true friend may not be your best friend but someone who you know will be there for you. Friends who are sexually intimate but don't consider themselves to be dating is said to be a "casual relationship". This is also referred to as being "friends with benefits". A "best friend" is a friend to whom one feels closest. It is usually implied that the relationship is reciprocal, but such is not always the case, and best friend relationships can often be very complex.

Your wise quote is: "Our greatest glory is not
in never falling, but in rising everytime we
fall" by Confucius.
Yes indeed, you see true strenght can only be
seen when a person has "fallen". Only
then one can tell how they will handle it. Just
don't make others fall so you can know who they
really are. You on the other hand may be a very
quick recoverer and don't let people bring you
down. You are your own, and you're find with
that. Emotional issues is something you handle
rather nicely.

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"Every man must decide whether he will walk in the creative light of altruism or the darkness of destructive selfishness. This is the judgment. Life's persistent and most urgent question is -- What are you doing for others?" --Martin Luther King Jr.

Movies:


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Buried at PhotoCasket.com HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH!!!!!!!!!! Kung Fu Hustle !!!! Love Actually, Bridget Jones' Diary, Girl Interupted, Bell Book and Candle, Pretty In Pink, The Transporter, Final Destination, Last Samurai, Urg A Music War... Gross Point Blank, High Fidelity, anything with John Cusack or Jeremy Piven (adore them)!!! Same with Jim Carey... Me, Myself & Irene, Liar Liar etc.

Television:

DEXTER, WEEDS, Grey's Anatomy, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Dead Like Me, Roseanne (for the reality of life and an opportunity to feel like I am doing okay even if I am uneducated and poe'). Entourage or anything Piven.

Books:

Stephen King The Gunslinger series is a current obsession. Roland rules my world. Robert Anson Wilson thinks like I do. I also am in love with Happy Yoga by Steve Ross. Amazing book!

My japanese name is .. Kumiko (eternal beautiful child).
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Heroes:

Michael Matson... my ultimate hero. Wonder woman, she rocked! My daughter. Ryann is the most amazing beautiful creature alive!! My son, Cameron for being so damn opinionated and smart! My cousin Tony for turning out so amazing and his gorgeous sister Gina! Andy Williams for keep on keepin' on!!! Anti-bullying supporters and people who take the time to care!!! Trish the dish for remembering me even though we are so far away these days. My mother for making it through 62 years of crap and she still gets outta bed (eventually) everyday. Angelina Jolie for being hot and compassionate. Screw what everyone else thinks! I know its boring but these are the people who rock my world.

You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice and peace. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you
somewhat.
Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile

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Randy Pausch’s ’Last Lecture’

CMU Professor Randy Pausch's 'Last Lecture' Posted by CmdrTaco on Friday September 21, @12:15PMfrom the worth-your-time dept. This is a bit of an unusual story for Slashdot- it's the "Last Lecture" o...
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Look Me In The Eye. My life w/Aspergers

Words weren't enough. Now I've got PICTURES.. Moving pictures. On YouTube. One of the online retailers asked if I could make a short video of me, talking about Look Me in the Eye. "Of course I can," I...
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Insane Driver......

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Career Matchmaker

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.2. Put in Username: nycareers Password: landmark3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.4. Post the top ten (or 15, or 20) results Here are mine. and they a...
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.

..> "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I ...
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Videos with a few dedications.....

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Beverly Hills Anger Management (Uncensored)

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