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EUGENE

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I have learned that once your reputation is ruined, you can live life quite freely.....Proud to be listed in the top 5 billion who's who of human beingsPLEASE APPLY FOR MEMBERSHIP IF YOU WANT TO GET CLUED IN.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Silverman, oh, and Obviously, I would like to meet someone green.

Music:

Bob Marley, Supersuckers (you can find the suckers right here on myspace!), WEEN, The Beatles, Paul McCartney, NOFX, Mighty Bosstones, Flaming Lips, James Taylor, Reverend Horton Heat (here on myspace!), Hank Williams, Hank Williams JR., Johnny Cash, Most Oldies, Easy Listening, Tool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Steve Miller, Fishbone, Ozzy, Sabbath, Misfits, Minor Threat, Bran Van 3000, Alison Krause, Men At Work, Peter Tosh, Black Uhuru, Gypsy Kings, Tenacious D, Zeke - zeke = fuel.... Tom Petty, The Smiths, Outkast, Sugar Hill Gang, Commodores, The 5th Dimension, Kiss, Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, The Cars, The Cure, Hall & Oats, CHICAGO!!! The eagles, fleetwood mac I like it ALL!!! please donate some money so I can buy some new musical equipment, and help pay for concerts...

Movies:

Favorite 3 Movies of All time: The Big Lebowski (the dude abides),Full Metal Jacket (Drop your cocks and grab your socks!) and Texas Chainsaw II! (must be one o them hardshell peppercorns), Jackass is one of the funniest things of all time ("Is Butterbean OK?"-Johnny Knoxville) Party Monster (Troll St. Troll), Zoolander (eugoogaly), John Wayne movies, From Dusk til' Dawn ("Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits'em, I don't care how fuckin' crazy they are!), When Harry Met Sally (another favorite) , Freeway (shoot you a whole bunch a times!), Conan the Barbarian (What, is the power of steel boy, without the hand that wields it?) , Dumb and Dumber (are those your skis?....both of 'em?) , Black Hawk Down, waterboy (no your wrong, colonel sanders!), Platoon (death? whad'yall know 'bout death?), bad boys (the one with sean penn), bad boys (the one with smith and lawrence) waynes world, austin powers, Near Dark ("I hate it when they ain't been shaved!") Lost Boys (Blood sucking brady-bunch) Life Aquatic w/Zissou OWEN WILSON IS A COOL M.F...so all his movies are cool...Malibu's most wanted yall! (I said gamecast, nigga!), VISION QUEST IS A GREAT MOVIE!.... so many more...PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY MEAGER ENTERTAINMENT BUDGET BY DONATING A SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY! JUST CLICK ON ONE OF MY DONATE BUTTONS, AND SEND ME A DIME, A QUARTER, .50 CENTS, $1, $5, $10, $20, $100. any amount you donate to me for no other reason than me asking, will be most appreciated! (seriously though)

Television:

Breaking Bad, BACKSTAGE PASSPORT, deal or no deal, History and Discovery Channel, Military channel, and SouthPark, I have to admit I like american idol. vh1 classic, FOX NEWS. Channel V (for those who know) PLEASE DONATE A LITTLE FOR MY CABLE BILL BY CLICKING ON ONE OF MY DONATE BUTTONS! ! THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!

Books:

Sniper, Runaway Ralph, The Great Brain, Shogun, King Rat,(anything by James Clavell is good) Stephen King, Mad Paperbacks, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, books by WEB Griffin.... anything good. Girlie magazines....a new good one: Clubland, by Frank Owen, its all about the clubkids in the 90's, they are fascinating! ALSO, I'VE BEEN READING MORE AND MORE LATELY, WON'T YOU HELP ME BUY SOME MORE BOOKS TO READ? WON'T YOU? .25 CENTS ISN'T TOO SMALL OF A DONATION. EVEN .10 CENTS WOULD BE APPRECIATED. JUST CLICK ON ONE OF MY DONATE BUTTONS! SENDING ME CASH WILL PROBABLY BRING SOME KIND OF GOOD KARMA TO YOU OR SOMETHING COOL LIKE THAT....

Heroes:

Lewis B. Puller, Carlos Hathcock, Teddy Rooseveldt, Bob Marley, My Brother Keith, P.F. Kanlong, Eddie SPAGHETTI. Ozzy Osbourne, Mac & Yuri at Mac Bar in Hiroshima, YOU ARE ALL CRAZY-PSYCHO DOUBLE- DOUBLE SUPER- EXTRA-ORDINARY!

My Blog

Eugene and the Million $ Machine 1st show

   We played a party tonite for about 10 or 15 people,  it went very well, this was our first show in about 7 years,  it turned out good, though we were missing a key element to ou...
Posted by EUGENE on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:05:00 PST

I DONT GIVE HALF OF ONE TURD ABOUT YOUR VIDEO GAMES

    Dude, If I have to sit here and listen to my extaordinarily geeky coworker talk about his home video game systems and the work he does on them for another 5 minutes,  I think I...
Posted by EUGENE on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:45:00 PST

Consumer Tip # 0001A

Consumer Tip #0001A     You should NEVER EVER purchase a SHARP brand microwave.  They often don't work properly right out of the box,  and getting a warranty repair on a Sharp...
Posted by EUGENE on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:11:00 PST

Tiny Game Hunter.

So I see this HUGE cockroach on my bedroom floor the other day, I grab my bb gun, chamber a gamo pointed pellet, give it one pump, and BLAM!!!! I see that I have maimed him, bad.....I calmly flip hi...
Posted by EUGENE on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:03:00 PST

Open msg to Anthony Lee Nichol 6/6/50 - 2/18/07

Tony, It is only now that I can begin to express my deepest regret for never having gone fishing with you when you invited me along,  and for having not been more involved in your life.  It ...
Posted by EUGENE on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

Oktooberfestinkindrenshizer

The Chicken Dance, Beers, and various Wursts....sweet.
Posted by EUGENE on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:37:00 PST

ON BLOGGING

Blogging is ok.  sometimes it really sucks, no matter whos doing it, cuz sometimez your just talking a bunch of smack that no one else wants to hear, but somehow, someway, they get trapped readin...
Posted by EUGENE on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:16:00 PST

Blues Traveler

Blues Traveler just impressed the shit out of me last nite.  I will definitely go see them again if they ever come back around!  What a buncha talented fellas.  The guitarist was rockin...
Posted by EUGENE on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:54:00 PST

woot

I bought 8 dollar scratchers today and won FIFTY BUCKS!  WOOT!  (please don't ask how much I've spent in ratio to my winnings, I shudder at the thought)  but I'm catchin' up!  
Posted by EUGENE on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:28:00 PST

Concession boy and other things.

   Well, I took the day off and got a lot accomplished.   I finally finished taking down a big wooden dilapidated swingset that I had started on sometime ago.  Now I just have to d...
Posted by EUGENE on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:01:00 PST