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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"

- Voltaire

"If you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed, if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not so costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no chance of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."

- Winston Churchill
"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense...so that security and liberty may prosper together" - Dwight Eisenhower

"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, there'd be peace"


- John Lennon

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I am a free-thinker.
I like to:a.Think and b.Live outside the lines.
Who invented the lines anyway?
I am an aspiring political cartoonist and writer. For legal reasons (i.e. I don't want to donate my work to Rupert Murdoch), my work is not displayed on my page. I would, however, really appreciate some guidance or advice.
Oh, yes, and I like Jon Stewart. A lot. But rather than sleep with him (since he's married), we could go see a movie. Or finger paint. Or maybe we could beat up a mime together. The world is our oyster.
(OK, FINE. Tracy can come too.)
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I like to call it
"Tucker Carlson gets spanked on national TV"
(but that's just me)
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You scored as Cultural Creative
Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves.You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.
Cultural Creative....88%
Existentialist....56%
Fundamentalist....44%
Idealist....44%
Materialist....38%
Modernist....38%
Romanticist....25%
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Otherwise, I am a fun, quiet person. I like to express my opinions, but I love to hear the discussions of others. I am simple, not pretentious, and I care about the world around me and what kind of world we're going to leave to our kids. The word Republican is a swear word to me. I love intelligent discourse and think the most wonderful thing about our great country is the freedom to disagree, both with each other and the idots in office, without being killed. Underrated, really. Some people in this country forget it's not like that everywhere and they should appreciate it more before it gets eroded away. I am politically minded, but don't let that scare you. I like people. I am a liberal Christian. Yes, they do exist. I am here to make friends and meet new people, exchange ideas, and have fun. Going Flying Soon?

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I am honest, or try to be, loyal, fiercely independent, but not afraid to ask for help. I love animals, and I can get really pissy if someone hurts one near me. I love the beauty of nature and enjoy being outdoors. It helps me to recharge. I am quiet, shy, and reserved, but I have strong opinions and I am not afraid to express them if asked. I am tolerant and open-minded, but I have a strong sense of self. In friendships I value quality over quantity and I do not suffer people whom I cannot trust. I have a ribald and sarcastic sense of humor, which gets me into a lot of trouble, which is why I'm quiet. I am very interested in politics and will certainly piss off any Neo-Conservative Republicans in the room. I love America and what it stands for, but not so much what it has become. I love freedom, I love democracy, and I love the Constitution of the United States. I think it is wrong to legislate based on any religion (even mine).
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Tips for Getting Along With Me:

Don't attack me simply because I disagree with you. If you don't like my opinion, go to another page. If you insist on attacking me, please for the love of God, do a spellcheck first. There's no way I'm going to take you seriously if I can't tell what you're trying to say. If you are going to argue with me, have an argument! If you just want to call me names, I have no time or respect for you. Go away. Shoo. OK, I'm done.
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My Interests

Um...I really care about politics, and what's going on in the world.

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Click on Bush and throw him around!
Makes me feel better!

Keith Olbermann:


1) Presidential Temper Tantrums 2) Bush: Liar or Idiot?

Letterman: Great Moments In Presidential Speeches

What Can You Do To Change the World?

Yes, you!! You can help!

(And you don't need to adopt any orphans or travel anywhere requiring a vaccine to do it.)

Click on any of these banners to help someone for FREE! (It doesn't get any easier thant this!)

Come on, you can do it! You don't even need to leave your seat!

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Why Should You Care About Politics?
What Does The "War On Terror" Have To Do With You?

Watch This Video , and you may begin to understand why I stand against what is happening in our country, in the world, and why so many others stand with me.
I know I am not the only one to believe as I do about the alarming path our country is on. We are not "elitists", and we are not overreacting. We are remembering our history lessons and recalling the many pitfalls and atrocities that have come to civilizations and empires before us. We stand against what we fear is coming. We wish to change this pattern of increasing deceit and fascism before it destroys this country like a cancer.
I Love My Country!!
"They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety"

- Ben Franklin
"Freedom is fragile and must be protected. To sacrifice it, even as a temporary measure, is to betray it." - Germaine Greer "He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it" - Martin Luther King Jr.

I will NOT let you make me AFRAID
I will NOT let you MANIPULATE me
I will NOT support MURDER out of FEAR
I will NEVER stop SPEAKING for TRUTH
I will NEVER stop THINKING for MYSELF
I will NEVER stop QUESTIONING



"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Questions About 9/11?
Not Sure What To Think?

It's not a blasphemy to ask questions, to doubt. You are not betraying anyone. If you're not satisfied with the answers you've been given, don't stop asking questions! Our right to think for ourselves and to have a say in how things are run in our country is a rare and beautiful thing in this world. To have a doubt is not to buy into any one theory: it is only to open one's mind to alternate possibilities. Look at these videos, if you don't agree, that's fine! They are theories. But don't close your mind to the possibilities simply because you might be scorned or considered a fool. Some of the most pioneering men and women in history were thought of as fools...until they were proven right.
"All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed; Second, it is violently opposed; and Third, it is accepted as self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer

Check out Loose Change!
9/11 Misdirection
DOH! BBC Jumps The Gun Reporting Building 7 Collapse
9/11 Revisited: Were Explosives Used?
9/11 Truth: Unusual Evacuations
9/11 Debate: Loose Change vs. Popular Mechanics Pt.1; Pt.2; Pt.3; Pt.4; Pt.5;
9/11: In Plane Sight Pt. 1 ; Pt. 2 ; Pt. 3 ; Pt. 4 ; Pt. 5 ; Pt. 6
The Downing Street Memo
(especially the part about the "New Pearl Harbor": That's really special!)

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How To Create An Angry American

Watch it! You'll Be Angry!!

The Responsibility Of A Free Press

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" - Thomas Pynchon
"If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, it expects what never was and never will be ... The People cannot be safe without information. When the press is free, and every man is able to read, all is safe." -Thomas Jefferson

Keith Olbermann: A Refreshing Note of Incredulous Journalism

To Bush & Cheney:RESIGN!!

(Don't Make Congress Come Get You)
1)Bush's "Sacrifice" 2)Dems Cave In 3)End of Habeus Corpus

4)GOP Fearmongering 5)Giuliani Goes Too Far 6)Katrina

Our Government


Sound Familiar?

"Whee! I'm the leader of America! I don't have to behave with dignity! Hey baby, you look tense... Look at me! I'm a war President!!" Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, that is our glorious leader at the 2006 G-8 Summit , attempting to come up behind Angela Merkel , the Chancellor of Germany and give her a neck massage without permission. AND...
That's our decider-in-chief WINKING at the Queen of England!!

WINKING!!!!!

That is diplomacy inaction.

The Constitution and Bill of Rights


These define the framework of an absolutely unprecedented and successful governmental system. Our freedoms, our ability to embrace diversity, have formed the backbone of what has made us a great and strong nation. It is the principles of liberty and freedom that men and women have gone to battle and died for. If we sacrifice these principles in the name of fear, what are we fighting for? What is the American way? Is it a fast food restaurant on every corner of every street in the world, or is it the principles outlined by the founding fathers? What do YOU think?
Aside from all that, I enjoy the great outdoors, hiking, exploring the ape caves at Mt. St. Helens, fishing, camping, rafting, campfires, Halloween, horror movies, sci fi movies, the dark, astronomy, humor, sarcasm, truth, critical thinking, logic, compassion, learning new things, being the devil's advocate, meeting new people, traveling, helping others as anonymously as possible, encouraging growth in myself and others, keeping an open mind, discovering joy in diversity, music, expression, history, watching people learn to understand each other, animals, balance, potential, tatoos, astrology (although I must confess just for fun), allowing my higher power to guide me each day, language, literature, ideas, controversy, dissonance, knowledge, wisdom, my power to affect change in the world, learning about myself, beauty, emotion, love, hate, anger, learning about other religions than my own, meditating every morning, the great gift of life, positivity, negativity, health and disease, peace and war, calm and disaster, life and death, acceptance vs. bigotry, knowing I don't need to fear unless I choose to,

Knowing my worth is not measured by my waist or breast size: Priceless

opposites, conflict, resolution, Halloween, exploring and accepting the dark side of myself, color, art, sex, abstinence, arts and crafts, psychology, fun, work, and a lot of other neat stuff. Want to know more? Ask me!
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I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and David Letterman. I'd love to be in their line of work. Making people laugh is one of my joys/talents in life. I'd also like to meet Bear Grylls, whose strength, courage, charity, and positive outlook are an inspiration, and Keith Olbermann, whose incredulous and critical reporting give me new hope for American journalism.
New friends, open-minded people who want to meet new people. YOU, if you can open your mind and shut your mouth.;) If I have added you as a friend, I think you are interesting and would like to know you better. I am NOT a friend whore. If you are my friend and you don't think we talk enough, write me. I might just be busy or overwhelmed. I will try to keep in touch, but I have a lot of friends and it's not always possible for me to be the first to initiate conversation.
Please, please, feel free to (respectfully please!) disagree with me, argue with me, whatever. I will respect your opinion and hear you out. I love honest discourse. If I am wrong I will admit it. I am in search of the truth and I am not ashamed to eat a little crow if it means I am informed. However, I will not back down if I don't find your argument convincing.
That does NOT mean we are enemies - it means we agree to disagree. Just in case you were wondering, yes, there is an actual McDonalds product called a McArabia...

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Jesus Loves McDonalds
Birthday: Every year
Birthplace: Portland, OR
Current Location: In front of the computer. Duh!
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Auburn
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both hands, thanks
Your Heritage: Irish/English
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoes?
Your Weakness: Men
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Olive oil base, feta, spinach, artichoke
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting laid
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: poopie (don't ask)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Can I hit snooze again?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair
Your Bedtime: 11pm
Your Most Missed Memory: My friends who are no longer with us
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: I prefer group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sure
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: sure.
Do you Shower Daily: yes.
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Have been
Do you want to get Married: Have been
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: It depends on if I'm trying
Are you a Health Freak: not
Do you get along with your Parents: yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yeah
Do you play an Instrument: I'll play your instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately, yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gak
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Morbid much?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A numismaticist
What country would you most like to Visit: India
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: I'll settle for clean clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5
Number of CDs I own: 1000
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets are pointless unless you learn from them

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Music:

Nickelback, Rage Against the Machine, Goo Goo Dolls, Van Morrison, Led Zeppelin, Staind, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Lenny Kravitz, Tom Petty, Blind Melon, Blink 182, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Black Crowes, Sheryl Crow, Bob Dylan, Pearl Jam, The Police, Sting, Depeche Mode, U2, David Gray, Dave Matthews, The Beatles, Suzanne Vega, Phoebe Snow, Queen, Pat Benetar, The Ramones, Offspring, 311, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Alanis Morisette, Cold Play, Kanye West, Queen, The Cranberries, Smashing Pumpkins, Lauren Hill, Pavarotti, Ice Cube, Rascal Flatts, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Dr. Dre, Gretchen Wilson, Pink Floyd, Garth Brooks, Dean Martin, Johnny Cash, Ravi Shankar, Allman Brothers, Santana, Frank Sinatra, Linkin Park.....and so many more I'm just so damn tired now. Stop asking.

Movies:

Engineer's Guide to Cats
I am a cinemas lover. I love all movies, even the horrendously bad ones (they are funnier). I am a GIGANTIC fan of Halloween (the season and the movie, so my genre is generally horror/sci fi).
I saw Cloverfield in the theater four times, and it FUCKING ROCKED!!!
Some of the favorites I hold especially dear in my heart (good and bad): Nine Gates, Frantic, The Crow, Rosemary's Baby, Silence of the Lambs, You've Got Mail, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), The Boondock Saints, Fried Green Tomatoes, Practical Magic, The Princess Bride, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Scream, A Few Good Men, Star Wars (4-6, not so much 1-3), Moonstruck, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Highlander (the first one), The Shining, Fight Club, The Dead Zone, The Green Mile, Signs, The Hunt for Red October, Hellraiser(s), Hostel, Natural Born Killers, Still of the Night, and I'll add more when I can think of them...

WARNING!

DO NOT EVER watch "Campfire Stories". It's so bad that even I, a woman who watches horror movies that end up being panned on Mystery Science Theater 3000 , could not watch the whole thing, and I think I might ask for my money back.

DO NOT WATCH IT OR YOUR IQ WILL DROP SHARPLY, AND WITHOUT IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION SUCH A DROP MIGHT BE PERMANENT!

(The movie "Leeches!" is better than this movie)

Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Jesus is coming - everybody look busy What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?

Television:

I'm not going to be coy and say "Oh, I hardly ever watch TV! I'm too busy working on my thesis for organic chemistry."
I do. I love TV. Unfortunately, it's getting harder and harder to find television shows that are intelligent and stimulating. I really don't care about reality TV. Ugh. I want either to learn or to be entertained by shows with real intelligence and good dialogue (or at least a healthy dose of humor and good dialogue). Does that make me a snob?
Mythbusters ; Man Vs. Wild ; Dirty Jobs ; The Daily Show ; The Colbert Report ; Countdown with Keith Olbermann ; The West Wing ; CSI ; House ; Sex and the City ; Millennium ; The 4400 ; Ghost Hunters ; The X-Files ; Buffy the Vampire Slayer ; Law & Order, Special Victims Unit ; Monty Python's Flying Circus; and just about anything on the History or Discovery Channel.

Why it sucks sometimes to be Bear Grylls...



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Books:



"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits" -Anonymous

Heroes:

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Human Rights:


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Not Heroes, but I sure like to watch 'em!

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You are a Great Girlfriend
When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful
But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself
You're the perfect blend of independent and caring
You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too! Are You a Good Girlfriend?
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Right now, you're feeling cheerful and content - without a care in the world. What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now?

My Blog

Oil Crisis: Obama Vs. McCain

Keep track of what they're saying guys, and hold them accountable. Watch for changes in their stories!!! - JLM Oil crisis: Obama vs. McCain The Democrat wants the government to do more to encourage co...
Posted by Jesus Loves McDonalds on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:08:00 PST

US Military Demands Bonus Money Back from Soldiers with Arms, Legs Blown Off

Hey guys and gals!! Guess what! You don't have to enlist in the military to serve your country! Here's a way you can serve your country: FIGHT FOR JUSTICE! Start now and don't ever, ever stop!!! It se...
Posted by Jesus Loves McDonalds on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:34:00 PST

What Theyll Do To Your Tax Bill (From CNN Money)

Sorry about the editing on this one, folks, I couldn't get Myspace to edit this one. The chart is at the end of the articleSpecial Report Election 2008: The candidates and your money What they'll do...
Posted by Jesus Loves McDonalds on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:04:00 PST

FEMA Accused of Twisting Science In Report On Trailer Danger

Hey however bad you think your life is now, it could be worse. FEMA could be helping you - JLM http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/29/fema.trailers/index.h tml?iref=newssearch CNN's Sean Call...
Posted by Jesus Loves McDonalds on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:55:00 PST

Louisiana Officials Demand Answer from FEMA

From Abbie Boudreau and Scott ZamostCNN Special Investigations Unit   (CNN) -- Louisiana officials are demanding that hurricane supplies the Federal Emergency Management Agency gave away be retur...
Posted by Jesus Loves McDonalds on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:46:00 PST

My absence

Hey all, just so you understand the absence: I had major surgery a week and a half ago, and although the surgery went quite well and I am on the mend, I am desperate. I can't drive a car yet, although...
Posted by Jesus Loves McDonalds on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:28:00 PST

Shell Refuses To Reimburse Customers With Cars Damaged By Contaminated Gas

Drivers: Shell follows bad gas with bad service Snohomish Shell station where the bad gas was sold YouNewsTV" Story Published: Jun 2, 2008 at 9:31 AM PDT Story Updated: Jun 2, 2008 at 10:31 AM PDT ...
Posted by Jesus Loves McDonalds on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:53:00 PST

Children In Katrina Trailers May Face Lifelong Ailments

Thank You: ErinChildren in Katrina trailers may face lifelong ailments Category: News and Politics By JOHN MORENO GONZALESAssociated Press Writer BAY ST. LOUIS, MISS. - The anguish of Hurricane Katr...
Posted by Jesus Loves McDonalds on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:46:00 PST

An observation

I just wanted to say that Bear Grylls is hot. Hot hot hot hot hot. There. I said it. Thank you. That is all....
Posted by Jesus Loves McDonalds on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:13:00 PST

My Thing

I’m going to be 36 in exactly one month. I have only one thing to say:         AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Posted by Jesus Loves McDonalds on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:12:00 PST