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God

I fucked up when I made you.

About Me

I find myself rather content when I am creating life. I sometimes become a little sad when I end life, but I always laugh it off. And for my own entertainment, fucking with peoples lives simply because I can always manages to hold my attention. Wanna talk to me? Well you can't, at least not right away.

My Interests

I enjoy watching what you all do from above, but IF YOU LOOK AT MY PROFILE WITHOUT SENDING ME A MESSAGE, YOU WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH, depending of course on whether or not I feel that it's necessary you should DIE!

I'd like to meet:

I have already met everyone there is to meet at some time or another. All of the life taking place in the world, down to the microscopic organisms that go unnoticed, have all been my creation. I have seen all that there is to see. So, to properly answer this question, I must say it does not apply to me.

Music:

All music is good. However, some music may seem unpleasant simply because certain periods of time are not yet ready to hear it.

Movies:

Blow, Boondock Saints, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, American History X, Shawshank Redemption, Back to the Future, Half Baked, Office Space, Se7en, etc, etc....

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, That 70's Show, old school Looney Tunes, and Jeopardy.

Books:

Are you serious?!?! Books are retarded!!.....and the bible is full of crap.

Heroes:

Hmmmm....this is a hard one........oh wait!!.....ME!!!