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I'm Britney's Nervous Breakdown

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About Me

..What is there to say about me that hasn’t been said before. Other than I'm really FUCKING good looking! I get mistaken at airports for Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, George Clooney, Denzel Washington, John Holmes from the waist down, hey didn't we go to high school together, or what the ladies like to refer to me as "hey you in the bushes" The List just goes on and on. Another thing about me that you may not know is that, you couldn't tell from looking at me but I'm a cuddler as well as being a power bottom. I like to read the classics of the lit world like Maxim Magazine, Rolling Stone, and US Weekly. I'm into extreme sports like bungee jumping, rock climbing, watching a lot of celebreality on VH1, and going to bullfights on acid. So there you have it. But enough about me, what about you? What are your dreams and aspirations? Where do you see your self in ten years? Are you a top or a bottom? Let's get to the bottom of these questions.Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0

My Interests

I'm interested in so many things. I'm interested in Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll. Not so much the Rock N Roll, but the Sex and the Drugs. I'm interested why you are reading about my interests. I mean really do my interests really interest you?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Jesus and ask him as a carpenter what he would charge for bookshelves.

Music:

Music is my drug, and Kanye West doesn’t care about Vaginas. I Aint saying he's a gold digger, but he Aint messing with no broke African American I believe is the politically correct term. I wouldn't want to offend anyone especially Mr. West and his beliefs. Please Kanye add me as your friend and we can change the world. Like Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney. You can be Ivory to my Ebony. Or is it Ebony to my Ivory. Whatever just have your people call my people and let’s to lunch so I can drop some phat beats on you.

Movies:

Caddyshack, Blues Brothers, Animal House, The Films of Woody Allen (Annie Hall/Broadway Danny Rose/Love & Death/Take The Money and Run/Bananas/Zelig), The Films of Wes Anderson (Rushmore/Bottle Rocket/Royal Tenenbaums/The Life Aquatic) Office Space, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fatso, Night Shift, The Films of Terry Zwigoff (Crumb/Ghost World/Bad Santa/Art School Confidential) Shakes The Clown, The Fisher King, American Movie, The Films of Quentin Tarantino (Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction/Jackie Brown/ Kill Bill) Dig, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Team America World Police, The Films of Kevin Smith (Clerks/Mallrats/Chasing Amy/Dogma)

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, Lost, Arrested Development, South Park, Northern Exposure, Mr. Show with Bob and Dave, Family Guy, Chappele's Show, Wonder Showzen, Blowin Up w/ Jammie KennedySlaves

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Books:

The Secret, Confessions of a Video Vixen, The Bible, Jet, The Black Dahlia, and Vouge.

Heroes:

I Don't Believe in Beatles... I Just Believe In Me.

My Blog

A Statement from Britney Spears confused Vagina

Now as you all know as Britney Spears Vagina I made an appearance this week for the first time without makeup for the entire world to see. I was originally supposed to be booked on the Late Show with ...
Posted by I'm Britney's Nervous Breakdown on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST

MUSIC REVIEW The Love In Every Bar 0 1/2 Stars

After listening to the new Kelly Dalton Album "The Love In Every Bar" I thought that nobody inhabits and kills a song like Kelly Dalton. Before going solo and ditching the kick ass mega band from the ...
Posted by I'm Britney's Nervous Breakdown on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST

Fuck U Justin Timberlake

Open Letter To Justin TimberlakeAll I have to say  on this lovely Weds afternoon is that Justin Timberlake can go fuck himself. There I said it. Justin Timberlake can go fuck himself to actually ...
Posted by I'm Britney's Nervous Breakdown on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:30:00 PST