The Great Goatsby

I'm addicted to addictions. I'd love to get hammered w/ JD Salinger, Charlize Theron, "W", & Ernest Hemingway. I like playing golf in the house. Other interests include: Kansas City, The Stock Market, Alaska, Pubs, Altitude, BBQ, St. Patrick’s Day, Atlanta, High Street Speakeasy, Outback, Jeeps, Cheesesteaks, Monkey Mania, North Carolina, Mason Jennings, Illegal Pete's, Sarah Silverman, Colorado, Fountain Soda, FSU, Adidas, Japanese Cuisine, Half-Baked, Old School. If loving bourbon is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Existentialism, Airports, Train Stations, Subways, Beer, Sleeping in, Traveling, Hotels, Dickens, Fitzgerald, Dorsey, Dr. Seuss, The way popcorn smells in the microwave, Literature, Fog, Radiohead, Will Ferrell, Hooters, The Cure, The Smiths, Linguini, Jamiroquai, Better Than Ezra, Chocolate Milk, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews, Poe, Hawthorne, South Tampa, Football, Clay Pigeons, Winter, Caddyshack, Fletch, Matlock, Hunter S. Thompson, Writing Screenplays, The Office, Vodka, Deep Sea Fishing, Comedies, Sublime, USF, Redneck Weddings, Kerouac, Flip Flops, Stone Crab Claws, Rain, Randomness, Indie Films, Sarcasm, Evanescence, Hemingway, The Killers, Counting Crows, Cobalt Blue, Ben Harper, Sweatshirts, Vonnegut, Twain, Stoppard, Cinco de Mayo, Sea Scallops, Frenchy’s, Turn the Page, The Verve Pipe, Mac & Cheese, Fuddrucker’s, Office Space, C.S. Lewis, Invisible Man, The Usual Suspects, Finding a $20 bill in my jeans, Road Trips, Sweet Pickles, The Waste Land, My video iPod, Shawshank Redemption, The Library, The 50's, Tallahassee, New Order, Red Clay, David Bowie, GAP Boxers, The Jerk, Amstel, Morrissey, The Descendants, Tommy Bahama, The Bucs before Gruden, Frank Sinatra, BW-3, Snow Patrol, Sprite, Martinis, Swimming with Sharks, Golf, Chicago (the city not band), Dumb & Dumber, ESPN, 311, Boiler Room, Shallow Grave, Goats, Witty Banter, House.I HATE… standing in lines, being put on hold, laziness, stupidity, taxes, people who cover their furniture with plastic, telemarketers, bad jokes, people who think bowling is a sport, cults, beggars, Fabio, people who name their cat "kitty", warm beer, people who start to say something and then say "Nevermind", tailgaters, people who talk with food in their mouth, humidity, road construction, poor table manners, broken English, nuclear weapons, boredom, static cling, infomercials, people who write checks in the cash only aisle, finding a strand of hair in my food, people who sing along to the radio while botching the lyrics, bathroom hand dryers, censorship, bad movies, one way streets, speedos, people who repeat themselves, and most of all, people who repeat themselves.Retarded Goats
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