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About Me

I am a virtual virtuoso... an enigma wrapped in chocolate... Sometimes I like to sit inside with my slip'n'slide and rip it up... Other times it's the kiddy pool on the roof type of a day... You can never really tell until you're there with a martini in your hand... when life gives me lemons I look for some fuckin' tequila and dream they were limes... I love life... I once got out of the wrong side of the bed and smashed face first into the wall... I like popcorn, and the dirty things you can do with it... I once ate a galon of rockey road icecream and went on the Gravitron... We don't speak about that day anymore... I like the circus folk, they make me happy, except when they don't let you ride the zipper because you're "too drunk!"... I showed them...I like animals... but not in that way sicko... I've always wondered why there isn't a heavy petting zoo... Last year I came in second place in a spelling bee... I kicked some third grade ass... The victory dance was priceless...I will eat pretty much anything... especially if there is money involved... I like to switch the jackets on books and then judge them by their covers... Sometimes I find myself falling asleep face first in soup... I love soup... I have nicknamed one of my body parts the General and another corpral punishment... Knees are sexy... I once thought I could eat more hotdogs than any asian kid... It turns out I was wrong... How the hell does somebody eat sixty-five hotdogs anyways?!?!?! I've always wanted to bathe in scratch and sniff stickers but I'm afraid they will leave a rash... I once bet a friend of mine that he couldn't hold his breath underwater for ten minutes... I miss Bob... I was homeless for a day... then I sobered up... I'm legally blind in my left testicle but the right one can sing like a bird... It always was the talent in the group...Just yesterday I thought I found the cure for cancer in my freezer, but as it turns out it was just chili... I play music professionally... playing with myself is just a hobby... I have skeletons in my clostet... they help me pick out what to wear... I'm pretty sure they're colorblind......I have lost my mind... has anyone seen it??? I once made a bet with the Pope that I could eat more than him... the fish and bread were never ending... But I still won!!! Ever since then I've resigned to my fate of driving the school bus to hell... I hope it's a short bus, not because I hope not that many people go to hell... More because I want one last laugh before I burn for eternity... Plus I may get a football helmet out of the deal... That would be fucking sweet!!! If you plan on coming with me buckle your seat belts because its going to be a bumpy ride...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the man on the moon for a beer at a barmitzfah... king Henry at burger king... and a fat man named stan who can play pop goes the weasle with frying pans... I'd also like to meet a talking cheesburger and silence him with extreme prejudice... mmmm cheesburger... At times I wish I could be someone else and meet me... That way I could creep myself out by divulging critical information about me that only I would know... I'd also like to meet my mailman, but sadly he evades me like the plague...I'd also like to complete my conquest of the world!!!

My Blog

C'est La Vie

SO I don't even know how long its been since I wrote an update. Lots of cool stuff lately, as I graduated from college. That was a goal ten years in the making!!! Hopefully now I can get time to conce...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 09:25:00 GMT

The Halls of Man

He said it would endNot with a bang,But with a whimper.She rose from a riverWith the voice Of the Newly Dead;They called it tragic,With trenches And mortar fire,While We called it lifeFor we knew no...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:47:00 GMT

Fragmentation...

You slut-bellied obstructionist, You sworn foe to free speech and good letters, You fungus, you continuous gangreneHERE is the taste of my BOOT, CARESS it, lick off the BLACKINGEzra PoundThank you Ame...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:34:00 GMT

St. Pete next Monday night

St. Pete monday nightAloha web wide world... So it's been a while since my last blognearly six months to be unexact. To sum up... I got married... See Sarah's blogs for pics:) It was rad... Totally g...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:02:00 GMT

Summer buy!!!!!!!!!

As I have told you all like a hundred times before, you should go buy Angelspit's new release "Blood, Death, Ivory", and also I should point out... (even though I am no longer a part of this band, yet...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 23:15:00 GMT

Sarasota...

So it's been brought to my attention that I have moved to Sarasota... a city where ex-musicians go to die- sort of like Reno for the Vegas folk; however, I am a long way from death... Soon I will e bu...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 08:57:00 GMT

Angelspit, EDF, and more fun!!!

So I've begun to build the sounds for my new project, Embers of a Dying FLame (or EDF for short). I hope to have quite a bit of material for this stuff by the end of the summer. The project is going t...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 15:35:00 GMT

Pleeseasaur!!!

SO me and the lady went to Gainesville to see Steve and Donna from Ego Likeness... yay for Steve and Donna:) Voltaire was there too and Sarah got to see some friends of hers she hasn't seen in a while...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:39:00 GMT

beginning...

The sun came up from the eastern skies, slightly askant and merging towards the better side of eternity, when I woke up. Yesterday was a blur that nobody could understand. On my desk was a parasol, a ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:45:00 GMT

Cest La Vie...

Oh to verbatim restate the words of others is the most glorious of all the facets of literature... Let me count the ways recycling thought is grand... if I can admit that I simply know nothing, and th...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:11:00 GMT