Mr. Peanut - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm the saltiest fuckin nut around bitch! I've had it being Mr. Nicenut, so fuck you! After years of being the role model for cleancut nuts, I'm retiring, growing a beard, and I'm gonna rock your mom like a hurricane.

My Interests

being a fucking nut 24/7 what else?

I'd like to meet:

some really nasty whores with gigantic boobs, or anyone who can consider a fucking nut that wears a hat, a monacle, and shoes a friend, seriously, who doesn't want some of this salty shit?

Music:

every time i die

Books:

how to maintain a salty shell in wet weather

Heroes:

the california raisins and Bill Cosby

My Blog

FYI

When I get aroused, I ejerkulate peanut butter, and then I put it in a jar and watch people eat it, is that whack or what?!
Posted by Mr. Peanut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST