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About Me

i am Mr. Potatoes . the lead guy for Mr. Potatoes dot com. a production copmany that will make fun of abortions, blacks, jews, whites, and anything else that makes me laff. because if you can't laff at others who is there to laff at?

so i created this survey thing and i'm shit at CSS so i can't figure out how to get the table borders to show here but nowhere else. and that my friends is gay. i'm done with this shit for the night. i'll do this later. PEACE!

add me. you'll be sorry. that is unless you like to delete comments

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My Interests

breaking necks and cashing checks

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I'd like to meet:

probably none of you goth, emo or hardcore idiots. but if you aren't a scenster then none of that shit that i just said really matters. drink with me and smoke with me. i'll kind of talk to you

women. can't live with them and you can't slit thier throats and dump the body somewhere without the Police making the Boyfriend the suspect.

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Music:

transplants
anata
dry kill logic
otep
blood brothers
Berzerker
pantera
damageplan
3in of blood
Pro Pain
A Perfect Murder
Gore Rotted
black Daliha Murder
Arch Enemy
Exodus
Aborted
Children of Bodem
Shadows Fall
Mortitian
Lamb of God
Obituary
Poisen the well (kinda)
Atreyu (kinda)
Meshuggah
Ill Nino

god knows i've forgotten some bands. but these are the ones i cycle thru the most

i also listen to stuff that is more melodic. for that i listen to: Franz
Incubus (first 2 albums)
some other crap that i can't remember. old stuff too

Movies:

movies or films? theres a difference. i won't discuss with you morons here

Television:

comedy central, fox, and adult swim. and on a faggot side note, i watch VH1. i can't help it. it's a weakness

Books:

i don't read much but i get a slight kick out of the bible. it's funny. and i read anything by Chuck Palahniuk

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Heroes:

Jesus. i lost him for awhile. looked for him... he was behind the couch the whole time. silly jesus

My Blog

SIte is back up. fucking finally

Mr. Potatoes i wasted enough time didn't i? well, just so you know it's back up and i'll start writing the webapplication soon enough. it'll be all encompasing and fucking badass. basically other ...
Posted by Mr. Potatoes on Tue, 02 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

I unlock the mysteries of the vagina

i'm answering hanna to this question and thought i should make a whole new post. makes more sence and i think it will explain alot to women and men alike :D Hanner's Question to my postie Hanner: ...
Posted by Mr. Potatoes on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 08:13:00 PST

simple tip for the men

if i told you to not masterbate when you have a hang nail would you listen to the ever smarty Mr. Potatoes? ok. understood what if i told you that if you did that you would claw up your dick like a...
Posted by Mr. Potatoes on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:47:00 PST

ever poop gray?

i have. it's gross
Posted by Mr. Potatoes on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:02:00 PST

goth. is. gay

g'dammit is goth retarded. Mr. Potatoes Tip. those hot goth girls? they like it in the ass. and the more they cry/or sob the more they like it. don't stop till thier make up runs with all the t...
Posted by Mr. Potatoes on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 06:16:00 PST

for all of you on myspace and IRL

Posted by Mr. Potatoes on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:58:00 PST

parties...

"What's wrong with a high school party?....Hee Hee!!! [/quote]" i'll make a list * babying the drunk chick. who cares, her fault, she can deal * babying the drunk dude. again, same thing * drama. ...
Posted by Mr. Potatoes on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 09:41:00 PST

drunk post translation

let me translate the drunken blog entry: >> have you every met someone stink? i fr am driunk. relally drunl have you met someone drunk? i am fucking drunk. really drunk i'm surpirsed that my ...
Posted by Mr. Potatoes on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 09:31:00 PST

sdf asdf

have you every met someone stink? i fr am driunk. relally drunl i'm surpirsed that my THLM is good before i entered. i meant because. wow, i can slepp well. horrays. harayys for everything. i...
Posted by Mr. Potatoes on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:40:00 PST

People don't know how to use the word LITERALLY

someone was telling me a story. they said "I listened to this show and i literally pissed so hard that it went into my shoes". so i natrually responded this even tho i actually wasn't trying to be a...
Posted by Mr. Potatoes on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:38:00 PST