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Mike

We Be Toys And Shit

About Me



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My Interests

Surfing, Scuba Diving, Travel, Snowboarding, San Diego, making money, spending money, Using my power for good and not for evil, concerts, Vegas, History, Hawaii, European culture, Italy, Venice, Rome, Paris, French cuisine, "merde", Art, photography, New Orleans, Real Estate, business, Harrassing people, good experiences, good vibe, good times

I'd like to meet:

If at least 3 of the following items apply to you, you may add me:1. We know each other. Even if we haven't seen each other in 10 years. ESPECIALLY if we haven't seen each other in 10 years.
2. You are friends with someone in my top friends list.
3. Your name is not Ryan Poston.
4. You care about the environment and animals, but think Greenpeace and PETA are terrorist organizations.
5. You've chosen to step up and be a hero, big brother/sister, or role model to someone.
6. You are a positive, drama free person who makes their world a better place for having been there.
7. There is no #7.
8. You don't give a fuck what people drive.
9. You have NONE of the following on your profile:

    "Forbidden" as your friend The words "You think you know, but you have no idea", "I don't give a fuck what people think of me", or "VIP Bitches!" Sparkle pictures A picture of your car If you're a girl, a picture of you passed out, on the toilet, "the angles" (You know what I'm talking about), or near naked pics with the caption "you know you want me"
10. You have never (and will never) post a bulletin saying "OMG I'm sooooo bored so I took this quiz"
11. Last but not least (And this is most important) - anyone who can score a 300 or more on this game:
Hope you're ready for a little trip around the world. Pack lightly, bring something nice to wear, a camera, some sunscreen, a bottle of Cuervo, and be ready for anything - cause here we go...ATTENTION! The 2006 video (Trailer below) will only be available on DVD. If you want one, e-mail me at 2006@mikegoldberg.com and include your mailing address so I can ship one out to you mid-December.

Music:

A random sampling of music on my iPod will reveal things like Buddy Rich, Sinatra, The Beatles, The Who, The Stones, Aerosmith, Rush, Metallica, Pink Floyd, U2, Scorpions, Dave Matthews, Fallout Boy, Foo Fighters, Black Eyed Peas, Sublime, Chamillionaire, Yung Joc, Lil Jon, The Killers, E40, Jack Johnson, Donald Glaude, Tiesto, Oakenfold, local Hawaiian music like Three Plus, Henry Kapono, and of course, Braddah IZ

Movies:

Scarface, Almost Famous, Big Lewbowski, Office Space, Jerry Maguire, Trading Places, Risky Business, Johnny Dangerously, Gladiator, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, O Brother where art thou?, Training Day, Oceans 11, Classic James Bond Movies, Vanilla Sky, Van Wilder, Old School, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, And just about anything from the 80's!

Television:

Lost, Entourage, CSI, Simpsons, Big Love, Drawn Together, Dog the Bounty Hunter

Heroes:

BeavisHajing!The CKY guysWashington, Jefferson, and LincolnOur soldiers - who know the true meaning of dedication and sacrifice.And my personal hero Sean Stephenson !

My Blog

Project Six-Pack

I'm trying some new workout ideas now. My goal? Six pack abs. In the past, I'd take a traditional approach to bodybuilding - isolating body parts. Mondays would be Chest and Tris, Tuesday wo...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:38:00 PST

East Coast trip photos

Alright guys... a lot of you've been asking to see the photos from my east coast trip last week, so here we go! DC, Philly, Charleston, Miami When I first got to DC, it was 32 degrees, not counting ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

Change of venue

I can feel the coldness in my feet. In my toes.I look outside and see a blanket of white. Icicles forming on the undersides of cars. Clouds of vapor leaving people's mouths. Quite a change from a usua...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:11:00 PST

Picture Post - A Day in my Life

OK guys, here's a cool idea. Take a camera with you throughout your day, documenting a day in your life. From the moment you wake up until the end of the day, or until your battery or memory card run...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

Most clueless individual on the planet award

OK folks, now that I've moved into a new position at work, I've got a bit more free time on my hands, so what better way to spend my day than trolling around on wikipedia, right? However, after a coup...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

The best feeling in the world

Watching the sunset while surfing.Imagine if you will: Today was in the low 80s, water temp was perfect. I've got Diamondhead on my right, and the setting sun on my left, the last rays of the day refl...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:06:00 PST

Rosie vs. Donald... Enough already!

Alright, I don't know about you, but I'm disgusted about the whole Rosie vs. Donald thing, and here's why.First of all, I can't stand Rosie - for many reasons, and none of them are because she's fat, ...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

Texting

I would like to share with you a story you might find of interest.The other day, I got a call from someone I haven't talked to in well over a year. But it wasn't because I hadn't tried. You see, whene...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:43:00 PST

People You Should Know

People YOU Should Know - The Mike Edition So I was just thinking... About a year ago, my friend Craig posted a blog about the people who were not only close to him, but also added tremendous value to...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:23:00 PST

2004... The year in pics!

Wow, what a year! It feels like just yesterday that we were flipping off the masses of rude holiday consumers, cleaning up the egg nog -um- accident, and coming up with creative excuses to avoid ye...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST