I like fucking with people more than anything. Seriously, if you don't want to play...don't come over. After that I like picking fights, playing fetch (yeah that's right--I play fetch), biting ankles, pulling athletic moves, Slurpee straws, scratching people's arms and hands, clawing the carpet, clawing the couch, losing my mind, catching flies with my bare paws, waking people up in the middle of the night, surprises in general and especially surprise attacks, designer purses and makeup brushes(oddly enough), sunny days where I can chill in a good beam, laying on the cliner cuz it's so pimp, dropping mad ridiculous stinky bombs once in a while cuz it fucks with Tone and Brad, being a picky eater--Hill's Science Diet Adult Original Flavor's the shit! Oh, and I fucking love catnip--props to my dealer B HOSS for hookin it up on that nip, son! You get me so high!
My Nemesis...
And I would say some fine female felines, but Tone had my balls cut off a while back...so now I got nothin. Thanks, Tone...and there's a lesson here for all you young cats--get in where you fit in while you can...life is short.
The Stray Cats are my favorite. Cat Stevens. The Pussycat Dolls. And I would say The Bangles, but they didn't spell it right so I don't think they're really throwin props to the cat.
Fight Club! Rocky, Scarface, Goodfellas, The Shawshank Redemption, Seven, Blow, Garfield, Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties, and Heathcliff: The Movie.
Garfield and Friends, Heathcliff, and any stand-up comedy.
Any Calvin and Hobbes, Garfield, or Heathcliff...and Deepak Chopra--keeps me chill. I usually would rather lay on a book than read it.
This section is devoted to my bitches! Just pimpin--she loves it.Man, Kristy gave me the best belly rub ever! Blood flow!