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Keyan

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

About Me

..my website: Moving Images Entertainment
and join this group: http://groups.myspace.com/CSUNHockey
i am the most serious person youll EVER meet, seriously.
i dont capitalize "I's" i think its silly, it happens on rare occassion. but I'm working on it.
parents love me before they realize that I'm that guy they warned you about... But hey, we both know that you never listened to them, so its all good...
I have fun in any moment and any situation
I joke around a lot and like to keep loose so if you are an uptight person who can't take a joke then message me and ill be sure to smack you around with some of my witty sarcasm, sillyness and random thoughts.
running the world keeps me busy...I need to be on top of my job or else mistakes will happen, last time i slipped bush got elected. At least its not as bad as that time when i wasnt paying attention and hitler was born, took alot of work to fix that error...
I am laid back guy, i dont like drama, movie drama is cool, but stupid people drama is gayer than a man in a rainbow suit, so please dont create it, I get irritated
you should be proud of yourself for still reading, you werent distracted by the pictures, good for you.
I keep myself grounded and real, whatever that means...
I detest fake and superficial people who have no depth in their personalities...
I can make you laugh and add to a conversation without the regular Bullshit you hear on a daily basis. Some people say im brutally honest, i like to think of it as being a funny ass truth telling muthafucka
I laugh at my own stupid jokes which in turn will make you laugh. its really a bad habit, im trying to keep it.
Ill say it like it is and i know youll have fun with it.
see youre laughing already.
Ive been around the world and experienced different cultures and have goofed off with many types of people which has allowed me to have a certain appreciation for life here at home, im not impressed with what kind of car you drive or who your "friends" are and most important of all what "group" or "scene" you hang around. If youre a good person at heart and who has the ability to have an actual conversation not involving the "hills" or how the newest latte at starbucks is just SOO "fabulous" then we will get along and you can maybe join me on some of my crazy adventures involving my diverse range of friends...and for everyone who wants to know, yes im tall, dark, athletic and if youve read this long you think I am handsome too...well, at least cute ;)
what kind of food am I?
Chocolate Bar.
Sweet, smooth, and usually heads right for your hips.
and Coffee.
smells great, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
gotta love the stupid yet fascinatingly true internet quizes..

My Interests


I am always in the process of making films which I fund with my day job... my intrests are as follows: Hockey, Film Production, Art, Cinematography, Animation, Soccer, Tennis, Snowboarding-skiing, Surfing, sex, good food, chocolate, Architecture, Design, Photography, Graphic Design, being a funny ass motherfucker, "Keepin it real" pointing out stupid people and giving them signs to carry around with the words "I AM STUPID" written on it, if you need the sign let me know ill send one over ASAP!

rawr

did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? GET OVER IT!

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I'd like to meet:

a person who knows how to be themself and can joke about sexual things like crazy sex positions and stupid sex fantasies, dont worry its all in the name of good clean fun, I am mainly on here to network and keep in touch with old and new friends, and I am always up for making new ones, If you are cool and have a sense of humor and can throw some witty comments back at me then you will have a good time talking to me
ah, and if you define "cool" as being goofy, random, amazing and fun to hang around then im your guy =)

thats right bitches!

"I’m frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes...have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I’ve never tasted it" - Alfred Hitchcock
ODDS & ENDS one of my recent short films

Music:

everything but mostly Rock, Classic Rock, Hard Rock, alternative, Sublime, Nirvana, Eagles, Metallica, AC/DC, chili peppers, thirteen senses, augustana, Deathcab for cutie, muse, a perfect circle, Postal Service, sugarcult, the killers, tom petty, eric clapton, the police, POD, paco de lucia, zero 7, Steve Millers Band and anything else that makes me shake my booty
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Movies:


check out my movie!

I like chocolate, mainly ferrero rocher...o this is the movie section...woops...
The Shawshank Redemtion, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory, The Graduate, A clock work orange, Citizen Kane, Rashomon, Silence of the Lambs, Man on Fire, Big Fish, Kill Bill, Gladiator, Matrix, MI2, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Fight Club, Dumb and Dumber, Basic Instinct, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Donnie Darko, princess bride, The good the bad and the ugly, Indiana Jones series, Collateral, Slap Shot, Ferris Buelers Day off, James Bond, Shrek, Bad Boys, Saving Private Ryan, The Fugitive, Batman Begins, Crash, Ghost, Full Metal Jacket, Goonies, Austin Powers, True Lies, Sin City, Desperado, American Beauty, Amelie, Godfather, Finding Nemo, Far and Away, Rainman, old school, zoolander, napolean dynamite, garden state...I could go on forever...
we're on a mission from God

the cordova milkbar with the droogs

please...no...stop...

i put the GRR in swinGER baby! yea baby yea!

Misses Robinson?

cuckoo?

Are you NOT Entertained?!

Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may

I had to come to prison to become a crook

just go man, just go...

stupid is as stupid does

I RULE!
whatever you do, dont knock him out!

life moves pretty fast, if you dont stop to look around once in a while you might miss it

Television:

I dont want to be like one of those posh LA people who say they dont watch TV, but since I dont have much time i cant watch much anymore, but the CHAPPELLE SHOW rocks, CONAN, THE DAILY SHOW with JOHN STEWART, FAMILY GUY

Books:

its funny this is that part of the profile where everyone gets pretentious and tries to act smart, should I do the same....nah...Green Eggs and Ham, Brave New World, Alive, Heeman vs Sheera (gotta love the pink sword

Heroes:

mr toilet paper replace man and cheap seat ticket holder from the budlight commercials also bugs bunny all the way

My Blog

"Odds & Ends" my latest movie (view it here)

just finished it, the screening was great, you can click on the links below to watch itwindows media files they go from largest size, to smallest size, if your connection isn't as good, play the sma...
Posted by Keyan on Mon, 29 May 2006 03:57:00 PST

Some of my favorite In living color skits

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Posted by Keyan on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:51:00 PST

HA! photostory, o how deception is so much fun

this is fun project I did with my friends, a little photostory, hopefully itll keep you kids from bugging me about seeing more of my work, ill have my new website up soon with all the stuff also im ge...
Posted by Keyan on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:14:00 PST

Zen Wisdom

ZEN WISDOM1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me either.Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.2. It's always darkest before ...
Posted by Keyan on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:32:00 PST

I have the most bad luck, EVER!

apparently thats what I get for NOT re POSTING those stupid ass posts about how ill have the worst luck EVER if I dont listen to their o so scary directions, honestly, why do you repost it? do you thi...
Posted by Keyan on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 12:09:00 PST

Halloween Party Pics

tj is fucking HILARIOUS! good times, the 2-3 of you who didnt come missed out on some gooooood times ...
Posted by Keyan on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 12:40:00 PST

Hockey: CSUN 18 and 1 and in the press

we are 18-1 next game is Away vs SDSU Feb 10th at 9:00 pm come join the csun hockey grouphttp://groups.myspace.com/CSUNHockey CSUN Hockey on the front page of the Daily News http://www2.dailynews...
Posted by Keyan on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 04:27:00 PST

My bday at red buddha

damn....ok.....so the party was insane, half of you fuckers didnt show but the other half did which was more than enough, my friends didnt succed in getting me drunk....i only got really really really...
Posted by Keyan on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 03:05:00 PST

Katrina, New Orleans and the Film

Hurricane Katrina has been a terrible disaster for the people who live along the gulf of mexico, especially for the people who live in New Orleans, as you all know hurricane Katrina hit that area and ...
Posted by Keyan on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 06:49:00 PST

10 words that DON'T exist, but should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running o...
Posted by Keyan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST