Austin Jose

Music:

Member Since: 3/23/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/lyricalcloud
Band Members: Austin Jose - pretty much everything

Timothy Almazan - back up vocals for some songs

Hector Marchena - whenever we jam

Bruno, Bailey, and Buddy - my dogs who you can sometimes hear in the background

Salinger - my estranged, loner fish who is typically silent aside from an indifferent "gloop" here and there

Leon Isaac Kennedy - Irish whistle and ocarina (work subsequently deleted from all songs)

Clint Howard - tap-dancing percussion (work also subsequently deleted from all songs, and replaced by Austin's egg-shaking percussion, due to solo artist ego complex)

Patrick Swayze - incessantly singing "She's Like The Wind", over and over and over again (he is condemned to solitary confinement in my rubber-wall closet during recording sessions)

Eddie Murphy - inflicted with Patrick-Swayze-disease, and repeatedly sings "Party All The Time" (same confinement process performed)

Jean-Claude Van Damme - background dancer

Kevin Federline - moral support and president of Street Team

Paris Hilton - videographer and night-vision artist for upcoming musical documentary entitled "One Night In Austin...Texas"

Paul McCartney - featured on one track, eating celery...wait...that was the Super Furry Animals who had him do that

Michael Jackson - publicist

William Hung - vocal coach

Natalie Portman - muse

Morgan Freeman - chauffer and religious counsel

Michel Gondry - music video director

John McHugh, Frank Vamos Jr., Patrick Allocca, Eric Kocik, Dale Rondena, Marc Bruzzi, Jackie Fusco, Natalia Malatto, and Adrienne Mendonez - entourage

Currently on tour with: Zack Attack, The Dreams (of California Dreams fame), The Funky Bunch (of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch), Jem, and Kidd Video. And by "currently", I mean back in the late 80s and early 90s. I use my DeLorean to go back in time and do gigs, dressed in acid-washed jeans and Dane Cook's bedazzled jackets, so my music seems ahead-of-its-time. That's my "secret" - not so closely related to its distant cousin, the "secret" that Plato taught, "If you will it...it will come." But nobody listened. Instead, Kevin Costner built a baseball field. Many become confused.
Influences: Jack Bauer, crown molding, and The Beatles.

Sounds Like: squirrels mating. Also sounds like: tupperware opening, grass growing, ice cream trucks, and Diana on the hunt. By deduction, that means all of these sound the same. Enjoy me.

Record Label: White Linen And Linoleum
Type of Label: None