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Baby, I'm a Star

About Me

i'm one of those really annoying people who's always smiling or laughing. and i like potato chips. and cheese. cheese is good too...

My Interests

writing :: wine-tasting :: laughing til i almost pee my pants :: golfing :: scrapbooking :: seeing plays and musicals :: grocery shopping on an empty stomach :: learning new things :: pretending i'm a broadway singer & actor when no one's around :: traveling :: being right all the time :: making people smile :: smiling :: thinking i can kick everyone's ass in ping pong :: watching the sun rise :: writing acceptance speeches for my imaginary emmy awards in journalism :: flirting with guys i would never hook up with :: living vicariously through people i'm jealous of :: hanging out at the beach :: taking bubble baths :: oohing & ahhing over cute babies & little puppies :: inhaling the smell of fuel at the gas pump :: sleeping in without volleyball-bouncing nuisances :: playing piano :: telling everyone how good i am at scrabble and then losing :: doing artsy craftsy stuff :: bragging about my stab wound :: watching a movie i know is going to make me weepy :: sucking at karaoke revolution :: eating blocks of cheese in one sitting :: spending quality time with real friends :: fixing everybody's problems :: going on road trips :: relaxing in the hot tub :: impressing people with my mad belching skills :: cooking stuff that makes people go mmm that's yummy :: talking to myself :: dining alone :: talking to myself while dining alone :: editing my myspace profile when i'm drunk

I'd like to meet:

people i already know. anderson cooper. myself when i win the lottery. the man of my dreams. people who know and practice the art of follow-through.

Thy's FriendSpace
These People MakeMe Feel Popular:

Seester

Jared

Yuka

Nhi

Shanna

Sarah

Dan
Vy

Michelle

Kim

Miriam

Maria

Bekka

Amanda

Monique

John

Thirteen

Donnie

Jason

Todd

More Cool People...

Music:

i love broadway showtunes. and there's nothing you can do about it.

Movies:

eternal sunshine :: crash :: what dreams may come :: identity :: love actually :: wizard of oz :: vanilla sky :: fight club :: closer :: the sweetest thing :: ghost :: moulin rouge :: big fish :: unfaithful :: chicago :: mary poppins :: anything with johnny depp :: but i'd pick a play over a movie any day...

Television:

i watch the news way too much. also love scrubs, the office, grey's anatomy, desperate housewives.

Books:

"i'm actually very literary. i can read a magazine from cover to cover."

Heroes:

BO!

My Blog

Asshole of the Year Award (part deux)

Dear Sharelle,Congratulations! Your boyfriend has just been selected Asshole of the Year!Unfortunately for you, this announcement comes too late. You seem to have discovered his assholeness all on you...
Posted by : : : T : : : on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

Olympia, Washington

i just returned from a whirlwind trip to my hometown. and i had mixed feelings about being there. i had only a handful of friends i cared to touch base with (or had time for); there's nothing to do; c...
Posted by : : : T : : : on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:17:00 PST

shoot me now. please.

i had the pleasure of spending saturday night with my good friends jean valjean, cosette, javert, marius, eponine, the thenardiers, et al. unfortunately, also joining us was the most annoying man on t...
Posted by : : : T : : : on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

My "Occupation"

as i sit here and re-cap my week at work - which included ginger getting violated by an electric samurai, mick foley getting an exclusive christy canyon lapdance, and marie & me scrounging around...
Posted by : : : T : : : on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:39:00 PST

Asshole of the Year Award

Dear Libby,Congratulations! Your boyfriend has just been selected ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR!But unfortunately, you will never know this. You will never read this.You will never know why he is so deserving o...
Posted by : : : T : : : on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:05:00 PST

Wanna see me naked?!

Yeah right, perverts! BUT now that I have your attention... Allow me to shamelessly promote the work of my colleagues, my friends, and myself. *teeheehee* LISTEN to Playboy Radio!We're on MySpace - ...
Posted by : : : T : : : on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 05:17:00 PST

Douchebags, Losers, and Pricks...Oh My!

I'm off to see the wizard. I'm not missing a heart...I'm not missing a brain (well, maybe sometimes) ... apparently, I am missing good taste. In guys.   I am a serial project-dater. I date projec...
Posted by : : : T : : : on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:22:00 PST

Just Call Me T-Mobile

2005 was a damn good year. there were a couple rough patches in there, but all in all, the best year i've had since 1979.   except maybe 1988 when i went to my first nkotb concert. man, i love th...
Posted by : : : T : : : on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:53:00 PST

Not crazy after all

I know a lot of people who are crazy and who are endlessly ridden with drama. And with circumstances beyond my control, I entered their world for about six and a half days. It sucked. I can now s...
Posted by : : : T : : : on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:49:00 PST

Ohhh, Woe is Me

i've been in serious long-term relationships pretty much my entire life.  i was the one pegged by all my friends to be the first to get married and start a family. and alas, i'm currently th...
Posted by : : : T : : : on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:26:00 PST