Hang out here for awhile,...play some blackjack, check out a group of friends I think is unusually cool,...also, let me hear ALL your thoughts about TV/film.I am LOVING life here in Hollywood, and lets make 2008 ROCK!!Womens 2 favorite things about me???? My waist and my ass. How did I come to know this sacred knowledge? I recently walked past 2 incredibly brilliant and stunning women in my best outfit replete with lots of gold chains, bottle of Cristal, and Gucci glasses, and heard them exclaim; "What a waste!!!, and the second loudly said,..."Yeah, what an ass!!" Love?,....I was in love once, and it was swell, however,...the swellings gone down. Hasta la pasta I say. My career?I am a professional onion ring eater and have been for nearly 4 years. I just returned from China after competing in the onion ring eating Olympics (OREO) where I finished 4th overall. This career change has been an enormous leap for me both financially and emotionally. Being a former Hide and Seek silver medalist, I realize that we all hold special talents and cannot force ourselves into making only one of them our passion.
When I drive, I pilot a 1977 Plymouth station wagon with mud flaps and a kick-ass gun rack. Chicks really seem to dig the grey and brown primer paint for some reason. Unfortunately I have a flat right now, so if ya ask me for a ride, I'll have to decline. My food stamps won't pay for a new tire.
Where do I live? I live in several different houses, none of which are mine. I've found that if you crawl through someones window and take a nap they seldom notice. I'm looking to buy a house of my own soon though! I've been saving every penny that I earn shoveling snow but it really isn't adding up that quickly in Beverly Hills. I'm actually just hoping someone will want their grass shoveled or something.
Misc about me. I am a very sexual person and have often been called a robotic sex machine. In fact, I'm so damn good in bed I often scream out my own name.
Please note: iF U tYpE liKe tHiS, for the love of Pete, don't message me.
k ThANx,....mUaH.
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