I'd like to meet:
We would like to meet and marry one of the girls on MySpace with like, 11,523 friends. She should have a awesome page with sparkly pics of her getting wasted in like a garage, apartment, or someones backyard. The pics must include her pounding some type of alcohol, and please, oh please, a pic of her on a toilet peeing in some random bathroom, or bar, just way to messed up for her own good. She should also include a sexy shot in her bathing suit taken from her eye level to just tease us. Also she must have BIG BOOBS and it doesn’t matter if she is 15 to 20lbs over weight just as long as she has BIG BOOBIES. Last but not least, a picture of her in her lingerie, or a thong sticking out of her pants while she is bending over on her page. Something original would be good, like a pic of her boobs smashed together so they look bigger for no reason at all. Could they also include a almost naked pic with this caption,...."U know U want me!", with like 100 comments from white trash guys saying, "your HOT!!!", "I'll spank you!", "WaTz uP bEeoTcH,!" or "I'm an Astronaut, and the first planet I want to visit is Ur-anus!"... Also in our wish list, it would have something like this in her "about me" section: "I don’t give a fuck what people think of me" and "I'm not a slut even though I dress like one!"...Bonus points for this one: "I dont have a bunch of girl friends becuz of their drama", or "Im a model and my goal is to be in Playboy",...soooo original I could fall in total love with that! Imagine meeting a girl on Myspace who is BOTH a model and a future Playmate!!!! Its enough to induce a coma!,..........that’s my dream girl for sure!!! We almost forgot, IT MUST HAVE, a pic of her doing the kissy face with the peace sign... MySpace Gods,....PLEASE help The Beach Boys find her!!To all you Cali Girls who are down for nights where you cant remember where you parked your car, partying on the beach, bong hits, hookahs, dancing on the bar cuz you feel like it, knowing you look good in anything, SURFING, breakfast at Mels at 4:00am, Sex with X, You Tube, knowing every word of "Santeria", watching the sun come up on a beach in Malibu, and wishing Hef would live forever,......we cant wait to see ya!
