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JAIME EVANS

I smell like cotton candy and taste like champagne lol- JE

About Me

I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF "EYE CANDY" ON HERE...LOL..BUT PLEASE READ MY PROFILE BEFOR MESSAGING ME...THERE'S A TON OF INFO ON HERE(probably too much :))..but "I'm a lot more than champagne and hot pics..."
SORRY, BUT I'M NOT A PORN STAR, ADULT MODEL, WEB CAM GIRL, BOT SITE, HOME VIDEO HOOCHIE, TRASHY HOOKER, ESCORT, STRIPPER lol etc....and yes I am real and really live in Laguna Beach..:)...
"Eat me, Sebastian. It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but if I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud."- Cruel Intentions
For all booking, promo, appearances and club hosting please contact me at my business email: [email protected] to be forwarded to the appropriate booking agent...:)
MESSAGES AND COMMENTS:
P.S. Yes I welcome girls to my page..:) I'm not some hater or insecure/threatened girl that has all the "keep talkin shit, you're makein me famous" bullshit quotes on their page...seriously grow up and get some class..how lame is it to be like that?????? I welcome everyone until I have reason not too...:))))
..Thank you for showing your support and putting me in your top 8....:)THIS IS MY ONLY PAGE!!!
Please leave me comments befor messages :)... I DO NOT POST SPAM, LEWD COMMENTS AND MY PAGE IS NOT FREE ADVERTISING... I read everything and try my best to get back to everyone as quickly as possible depending on how busy I am..:)and yes it's me and not some bot or middle aged guy...:)... ...thank you for all your support...love you all!!! :)) xoxo jaime :)
Please note: ALL OF MY PICS ARE WATERMARKED AND COPYWRITED PROPERTY...BEWARE I HAVE GREAT ATTORNEYS....:))
......."bombshell, pin-up, a mischievous blend of mysterious sweet, sexy fun"...j
NEW SLIDE SHOW....TO SPEED IT UP PRESS THE "PLUS SIGN" ON THE LOWER LEFT HAND CORNER...:))

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My Interests

Vegas...hosting at Tangerine...

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Brooke and I at AREA in LA...Does it get any hotter?? :)Blonde Mafia Summit meeting plotting world domination....:))

Why is Barbie copying me??? lol...:)

All photo editing by me..Digital Blonde Imaging...:)

Shot 1/07...All by Agent Provocateur

Yes I really live in Laguna Beach...but since it's a small town of 20,000 I'm not putting up a pick of the beach I live at....security reasons lol..:)

MODELING...:)

I was orginally discovered by Playboy...

As far as modeling I'm most interested in classy edgy glamour, artistic, beauty and editorial, even though I'm not 6 feet tall and a 100 lbs I like that stlye...it's much more creative...I like the creative process that goes into making great photos and the collaboration with the photog...I also edit all of my pics..

You wont see me in tool calenders or low rider mags...I'm not desperate to lend my image to who ever wants to pay me a buck for a shoot..dont get me wrong there's nothing wrong with that type of work, it's just not what I'm interested in... well depends on how much they're paying lol...but I am very comfortable with my body and sexuality and view artistic nudes with select photographers as beautiful and lovely...:) I think when done right they're classier, more artistic and edgy than micro bikinis and fishnet top pics...lol...although I do own a few of those too...:)..

I also watermark all of my pics....I think it's ridiculous now days not to...I dont want someone pretending to be or my pics on some porn link, dating site or on billboard in Thailand...haha

Ya I'm a little different, when I have my choice I'd rather be shot in things I actually love to wear like gorgeous clothes and lingerie, amazing heels and my own jewelry than cheesy thong bikinis and clear platforms..

Whatever, my pics are a reflection of me, my lifestyle, and my taste....

"A little different, alot of fun, sexy as f*ck and always with class(well sometimes lol).....just call me "HIGH CLASS ASS"....heh.."- j

SHOT BY ROB VOLTAIRE FHM/GQ photographer, PARADISE COVE, MALIBU :)he does AMAZING and TASTEFUL artistic nudes..so ya had to get some..:)

Paradise Cove pier, malibu...

Yes I'm duct taped to the door in my Agent P...:))Just noticed Jenna Jameson has the same outfit??

nothin but Manolos...

Credits: Richard Clements/ RC PHOTO shot 2am 12/1, freeeeezing cold!!

Gotta love AGENT PROVOCATEUR lingerie!! my fave...:)

my favorite Manolo Blahniks...camo..rhinestones...yummm...and cause of bunch of you asked..:)corsets custom made my Trashy Lingerie in Los Angeles...

I'd like to meet:



BOYFRIEND Y/N? :

I always get asked why I don't have a b/f right now since I normally do, so other than the fact that I'm not really looking, and I dont really care, if it happens then perfect:)...but...I don't go out every nite trying to meet people and I NEVER settle..heh..that and I'm always traveling and busy with my own interests which takes up a lot of my time...)

But for those of you who want to know a guy that's a true gentleman, a stand up person with strong morals and sense of self, a leader, someone who's tough but ALWAYS fair and honest...A guy that's man enough to have a strong women by their side...:))
Somone who leads the same type of lifestyle as me, the same tastes, goals, ambitions...and who's only interest isn't trying to fu$k me, control me, judge me or have me as arm candy and that actually wants to get to know me, support me and listen to what I have to say and god forbid be my friend first! lol...what ever happened to dating??? hmmmm?....

I like guys who are POWERFUL, and a LITTLE COCKY and ARROGANT(note: you should have a reason to be though!!) but ALSO recognize their limitations, be well grounded, emotionally secure and have a SENSITIVE side...awwwwww:)) I love strong leaders...I have a weakness for CEO's, successful entrepreneurs, brilliant businessmen...anyone who's smart and at the top of their game that I can be proud standing next too :)

I think this is so sweet...:)) From Casino: A dazzling GINGER moves charmingly about the room chatting up top executives, lawyers, judges, bankers and their wives. ACE, standing with GREEN and an elderly man, watches in awe as she her work the room. He's there to receive a huge reward yet despite all of his success his greatest pleasure is her:

"But my greatest pleasure was watchin' my wife, Ginger, work the room. They all loved her. How could you not love her? She could be the most charming woman you ever saw. People loved to be around her. She made everybody feel good....(GINGER joins ACE. He smiles proudly.)"-Casino

yep, tired of cheap guys, pathetic users, playboys, douche bags living off their refi... guys with NO MANNERS OR CLASS, euro-trash, modelizers, yacht pigs(ya I made up that word lol), drug addicts/dealers/people who practice bad business(ya have fun in prison! putting pics of you and 100,000 grand under your real name on myspace is NOT a good idea??? lol)and all around immature, confidently 'boys' that cant see beyond my looks and dont know how to treat a woman..and BAD KISSERS ALWAYS = BAD SEX...seriously isn't that true?? :)if this u stay away!...
I know what I like, what I want, what works for me and definitely what doesn't...
Biggest Pet Peeve: not calling me back when saying you're going too :(
PS...if I like you....you'll know it...I'm not shy...:)And if I'm not interested..well, you'll definitely know that too...

"Yacht's and Ferrari's dont impress me...for all I know your leasing it and leveraged up the a$$..and growing up with those things I KNOW first hand money doesn't equal happiness" :))

heh.....to my friends sorry for the long windedness lol...love u...:)

South Beach, Fl 1/18/07

FOR CERTAIN REASONS I'M NO LONGER PUTTING SPECIFICALLY WHERE I'M GOING OR THE PROJECTS I'M WORKING ON, ON MY CALENDER...:)

Music:

My favorite song is 'air on a G-string' by J.S. Bach...I love it!!! :)biggie, ice cube, tiesto, easy E, Master P, BT, Too $hort (even though he molested me!! haha)Goldfrapp, HIM, Stones,I duno everything but hard rock and country..ewwwwww

Made by my girl Crystal...

Movies:

Band of Brothers series...old movies...anything Pacino, Nicholson, etc...

Television:

history channel!!!!! my fave I have it on 80% of the time..ya I know I'm a dork...law and order(all), CSI, anything investigative, 60 minutes, investigative reports, anything I can learn from...Colbert Report, jon stewart (truthiness??? heh),I hate boring/pointless tv except south park and married with children...

Books:

james patterson, Koontz,Grisham...again anything investigative..

Heroes:

my mom Pam, my grandma, my aunts and uncles, Phil and my cousins, their all brilliant!!!...anyone who's smart and follows their dreams and is successful in their pursuits...whatever capacity that may be...xoxox

My Blog

Las Vegas: Hosting at Tangerine for my bday!!

Oh my gosh, Vegas was AMAZING!!! The Pure group hired me to host at Tangerine for my birthday, flew me out from Laguna, and it was huge success!!! The place was packed, tons of fans, and lots of birth...
Posted by JAIME EVANS on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST

South Beach, Key Largo yatch for my birthday....

  .. Stayed at the Delano in South Beach....I can't wait to go back!!! I had a hello kitty cake....dinner at Mastros and Nobu...mmmm The lobby..... yatch at Ocean Club in  Key Lar...
Posted by JAIME EVANS on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:40:00 PST

Legally Blonde in Washington, DC

Went to Washington DC this past spring...the cherry blossoms were in bloom that week, so beautiful...as you know I love history soooooo ummmm ya.... I spent ALOT of time in the Museum of Natural Hist...
Posted by JAIME EVANS on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:19:00 PST