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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gaurav
Birthday: Feb. 19th
Birthplace: Lakewood
Current Location: San Francsico
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Punjabi
The Shoes You Wore Today: ADIDAS
Your Weakness: Women who love chess geeks
Your Fears: Getting shot
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a paying internship with a law firm next summer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: is it saturday?
Your Best Physical Feature: my 30 inch penis
Your Bedtime: It depends on who i have over
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss my grandparents in Jalundhar. RIP
Pepsi or Coke: Booze
MacDonalds or Burger King: Booze
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Booze
Chocolate or Vanilla: Porn
Cappuccino or Coffee: Booze
Do you Smoke: Nope...not even marijuana cigarettes
Do you Swear: do you shave your vagina?
Do you Sing: CONSTANTLY!
Do you Shower Daily: twice a day
Have you Been in Love: everyday somebody new - i love internet porn!
Do you want to go to College: I dun graduated yo
Do you want to get Married: yes indeed
Do you belive in yourself: MORE THAN YOU KNOW
Do you get Motion Sickness: oh yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yes
Are you a Health Freak: depends on what time of year
Do you get along with your Parents: love em both
Do you like Thunderstorms: not when im in a plane - but yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does the pope wear a funny hat?
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes - but prescription for my fucked up back
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes indeed
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES!
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES i have!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does taking a shower with your mom count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hehe
Ever been Drunk: ever shut the fuck up?
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: oh yes - i used to play ice hockey back in the day
Ever Shoplifted: hehe
How do you want to Die: i dont wanna die...just multiply
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dun grown up yo!
What country would you most like to Visit: Chile - cheep hookers cheep booze and tons of chess geeks
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: tall
Weight: medium build with a big ol' booty
Best Clothing Style: adidas or prada...nothing inbetwen
Number of Drugs I have taken: all of em, but drug free now (booze on the other hand is a must)
Number of CDs I own: last count 2500
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing - i wouldn't be who i am today with out all of my glorious fuck ups!
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