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i'm no hero

I wrote this song in 94', I wasn't even dead yet

About Me


You Are a Hunter Soul
You are driven and ambitious - totally self motiviated to succeed
Actively working to acheive what you want, you are skillful in many areas.
You are a natural predator with strong instincts ... and more than a little demanding.
You are creative, energetic, and an extremely powerful force.

An outdoors person, you like animals and relate to them better than people.
You tend to have an explosive personality, but also a good sense of humor.
People sometimes see you as arrogant or a know it all.
You tend to be a bit of a loner, though you hate to be alone.

Souls you are most compatible with: Seeker Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

My Interests

Interest this!

I'd like to meet:

people who challenge me...to pistols at dawn. Good people who were raised right or compensated for being raised by complete idiots and turned out alright. Oh and the Gooch from Different Strokes, I wonder what he's like in real life .. width="425" height="350" .. life.

Music:

violent femmes, rolling stones, nerf herder, anthrax,primus, old weezer with matt sharp on bass, the rentals,Suburban Rhythm, ugly duckling, the Beatles, Randy Newman,Dwight Yokum, Harry Connick Jr., I'm sure there's more but I listen to talk radio now a days.

Movies:

sin city, kissing a fool, the dark crystal, in good company, mean girls, the man who knew too little, 12 monkeys, time bandits, brazil, night of the living dead ( o.g ), friday, old school,the princess bride, joe dirt, clerks, spiderman 1-2, AOD, pee-wee's big adventure, bottle rockets, dark city, donnie darko, dirty work, big trouble in little china, north shor, Buckaroo Bansai...

Television:

In my day they called television books I like the t.v. show Scrubs a lot.

Books:

How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way.

Heroes:

Terry Crews

My Blog

shall we play a game?...

I'm willing to bet money that no one has ever seen themselves sneeze. Video tapes don't count.
Posted by i'm no hero on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:08:00 PST

oh boy

What if time travel were possible but you could only travel back and fourth through time in which you lived. So any time between the day you were born ( or conceived depending on your veiws ) and the ...
Posted by i'm no hero on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:17:00 PST

reach for the stars

I just saw a beat up pick up truck with olympic plates on it, plus a pizza delivery sign on top, I guess shit doesn't always work out the way you want it to.
Posted by i'm no hero on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:52:00 PST

whew!!

I just woke up from this weird dream, I was in the waiting room of hell which oddly enough looked like Alex's bar. I only saw one person I knew in there with me, the rest of them had irish accents and...
Posted by i'm no hero on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:56:00 PST

big man on campus

I've always felt like one of the smartest guys in the room at most times but now a days that feeling is a lot like being the worlds tallest midget.    
Posted by i'm no hero on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:53:00 PST

I’m doing it buddy!!!

I'm setting up my first stand-up comedy tour across the country, I'm only telling "you had to be there" jokes.
Posted by i'm no hero on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:47:00 PST

words of wisdom

I have now figured out in my old age that even though I'm right all the time I don't have to be an asshole about it.
Posted by i'm no hero on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:59:00 PST

I don't know about anybody else...

...but I am super excited about the two coreys airing on A&E this sunday maybe someday I'll get a tv show for not having done anything so great in the last 20 years someday.  ...
Posted by i'm no hero on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

somtimes...

I'd like to jump off my roof and fly or maybe write a poem. I can't decide which I want more in life, to defeat gravity or punch a poet in the face.
Posted by i'm no hero on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:17:00 PST

I was...

I was at a show in Hollywood  a few weeks ago and ran into a girl I hadn't seen in a while. She asked me where I had been, so I said hiding under a rock, she just got this shocked look on her fac...
Posted by i'm no hero on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:12:00 PST