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Boobs & Brains

I believe that [everyone] is the keeper of a dream - and by tuning into one another's secret hopes,

About Me


a complete and utter mystery.
"the only unconditional love i've ever felt has come from animals. humans are only a close second. i would love for someone to prove me wrong...but so far they are all predictable..." -tarita virtue (1970 to ?)
THANK YOU VERY MUCH For all of your BIRTHDAY WISHES and amazing comments! This is my best birthday (so far) because everyone in my office has spoiled me from enough flowers to share with all of my girlfriends who didn't get them for valentine's day, to a kick ass bagel breakfast, lunch at Gaucho Grill and then HAPPY HOUR at Mexicali!! If anyone wants to stop by and say "hi" the info for Mexicali is on my calendar! THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME MORE LOVE THAN I HAVE EVER FELT. It makes turning 37 my greatest year yet!

*** IMPORTANT ***
I always read my comments & NEVER check my email, so please just leave what you have to say in the comments section. If you choose to send me an email anyway...goodbye! You have just deleted yourself as one of my friends. All of these warnings would not be necessary if people just READ my profile.
Additionally, friendship requests without a photo will immediately be denied. Sorry, but there are just too many weirdos that like to hide behind blank profiles, yet condemn mine. Good luck with that.
Thank you to all my genuine friends who make me smile every day I read your comments!
Tarita Virtue was selected as "The Sexiest Private Investigator in America" by Maxim Magazine after her work with Anthony Pellicano ("the PI to the Stars") became public. She has since changed career paths and is now a successful actress and model. The most common question that she is asked (almost on a daily basis) is "what are you?" Her answer is best summarized by saying "a little of everything." She was born in Port of Spain, Trinidad to a Jamaican father and Trinidadian mother, but was raised in Boca Raton, FL. Since she arrived 2 months early, in the middle of Carnival Time, her parents had to quickly come up with a name. After reading an article about Marlon Brando's wife Tarita, they immediately knew that this unique name was prefect for their equally unique daughter. This culturally diverse background has impacted her life in many positive ways as you will see throughout this website... (www.TaritaVirtue.com) and yes, Tarita Virtue really is her birth name!
CLICK HERE to visit my website!
www.taritavirtue.com
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Aquarius - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:

You've got a ton of friends, so you have no problem meeting new people. You're great at thinking up new things and actitives to do with your sweetie. You tend to let the little things slide in relationships... and focus on the bigger picture.
Your negative traits:
In relationships, it tends to be your way or the highway. You can never open up completely to someone - you have to keep parts of yourself secret. You're cold and reserved, which leaves your partner feeling unloved.
Your ideal partner:
Flexible, because you're not going to be the one to compromise! Is smart and quirky with lots of weird interests... including you. A true indivdualist who doesn't care what anyone thinks.
Your dating style:
Stimulating. You prefer dates that explore a shared interest - like a lecture, museum tour, or concert.
Your seduction style:
Wacky. Your wild ideas have your lover wondering what's next. Insatiable - it takes a lot to satisfy your desires. Varied. You're eager to try things as soon as you learn about them.
Tips for the future:
Bring a little responsibility to your relationship - like showing up for dates! Compromise a little. It would kill you to do things your lover's way for once. Be aware of your parnter's jealousy. Even though you aren't jealous, realize your partner is sometimes.
Best color to attract mate: Sky blue
Best day for a date: Wednesday
What does your birth month say about u?
FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness and challenges. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

My Interests

"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more commonplace than unsuccessful men/women with talent. Genius will not; unprepared genius is almost a proverb. Education alone will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistance and determination alone are omnipotent." -Calvin Coolidge

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taking digital photos (nothing beats immediate gratification) - yet when the moment hits me, i have a darkroom in my garage so i can escape for hours on end "creating"

keeping in touch with my friends via every other way - besides the phone which i feel is invasive (yet, i have at least one in every room of my house - so i can see who i'm ignoring; sorry but it's 100% true)

listening to music

watching dvd's & buying enough to have my own video store

going to the movie theatre (but i loathe people who TALK during movies - so this is something i'm rapidly doing less of)

eating out at whatever place is my latest addiction (right now i cannot get enough of Macaroni Grill & could seriously go every single day with or without a friend to join me - the create your own pasta ROCKS!)

driving alone with the top down, at insanely fast speeds (but this is somehow justified because i have a license in precision driving) & stereo cranked - playing music people never expect to hear

being entertained by my zoo of animals that make my life worth living; and "if i die before i wake" - they will all be taken care of better than most people's children

attempting home repairs; which i'm acually pretty decent at

people watching (goes back to being a private investigator)

bookstores - where i can never leave without buying a ton of books

doing volunteer work (and unlike people who do it once a year - i.e. Thanksgiving)

reading several books at once, since finishing them seems to be a problem for me

drinking very fine red wines (cabernet sauvignon, bertani amarone)

Dove dark chocolates, peanut m&ms & frozen snickers.

my laptop & a super fast internet connection

sunday farmer's market trips for organic veggies with my neighbor dave

amusing myself with astrology & the 7-11 Starscrolls

lazy weekends in the most confortable bed in the world & chillow pillows (these are amazing because you don't have to keep flipping your pillow over to get the cold side)

text messaging and being anti-social in social settings by using my cell phone to connect to the world.

www.taritavirtue.com

I'd like to meet:

not looking.......

"When the time comes, and you are able to, pay it forward." - I thank my "big brother," Louis, every day for showing me that true kindness and humanity exists, when you "Pay it Forward." All it takes is the action of one to create a ripple effect that will touch more lives than you ever conceived possible!

...NOT looking....and if you ask me out, you are only proving that you do not care enough to read my profile and i will DELETE you IMMEDIATELY.


www.taritavirtue.com

As a heads up, I am NOT:

1. Your "Mami" - in fact this is a cultural thing I find very difficult to understand. My "native language" and ONLY language that I speak is English. So speaking to me in Spanish, because I look like that ethnic mix, is a total waste of time. Additionally, any nicknames referencing my family...is just plain gross. Afterall, the LAST PEOPLE i want to imagine during any "romantic situations" are my parents. Thus, please stop with the "Mami" terms of endearment, it makes my stomach want to hurl.

2. Call me an intellectual snob if you wish, because along with number 1; I will NEVER "hit you back," "holla back," "whut it do"....etc.

I do not understand why our culture (as in America) finds it acceptable and somehow excusable to speak like a moron. Education is FREE and I for one made full use of this opportunity by attending public schools. Thus, if you really would like me to communicate back, please respect my intelligence enough to show that in your comments.

Music:

RUSH
Moonshine Bandits
Kid Rock
Linkin Park
Stereo Suite
Bubba Sparxxx
Fear Factory
Methods of Mayhem
Motley Crue
Dead Celebrity Status
Sublime
Cypress Hill
Korn
Dave Matthews
Green Day
Good Charlotte
Jay-Z
Kelly Clarkson
Alanis Morissette

My musical taste is pretty random. I like a lot of things, with the exception of Country.

Sorry if I offend anyone, but I just have low tolerance for it. However, as karma would have it, two very good friend's of mine sing country music! I think that fact alone is pretty damn funny and shows the lengths I'd go for my friends Tonya Watts & Bobby!!

Movies:

When Harry Met Sally
True Romance
The Fifth Element
Gia
Swingers
Chasing Amy
Clerks
Dogma
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Old School
...romatic comedies

My movie collection is like my personal Blockbuster; but MUCH better since I carry porn; thus, there would never be enough space on myspace to list all of my favorite films.

Television:

Dirt
The War at Home
Beauty and the Geek (Season 3)
Seinfeld
Family Guy
King of the Hill
Simpsons
20/20
Dateline
Frontline
60 Minutes
The Home Improvement Channel
The Cooking Network
The Animal Planet

For those of you who do not watch TV, I respect your decision, but please know that I have one in EVERY room of my house..yes, including the bathroom!

Books:

The 48 Laws of Power
The Prince
The Way of the Peaceful Warrior
The Art of War
The DIRT
The Dictionary

So many topics interest me, and I can never leave a bookstore without buying armfuls of books!

Heroes:

My future partner in crime; the man or woman who will love me without trying to change me.

My animals who give me more unconditional love & happiness than I deserve.

People who do volunteer work to make the lives of others better (i.e., Oprah, Dr. Wayne W. Dyer).
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My Blog

...valentine's and 37th bday boycott....(02.12.07)

my girlfriend was bummed out about valentine's day and while writing this to her, i thought, wholly shit i'm fucking nuts and maybe other people are just as freaked out by this stupid holiday as i WAS...
Posted by Boobs & Brains on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:50:00 PST

...birth control methods....HELP...(02.12.07)

Birth Control Methods? What's the deal with this?  I went off the birth control pill in November 2006 -since I had not had a period in 4 years and wanted to make sure that I wasn't going thru ea...
Posted by Boobs & Brains on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:28:00 PST

...and the Grammy goes to....(02.12.07)

Wow. I am so glad that Time Warner Cable finally added DVR to my area...because my friend and i couldn't get enough of STING's performance with THE POLICE. My God, how does Sting get BETTER LOOKING...
Posted by Boobs & Brains on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST

...the power of meditation & rick rubin....(02.12.07)

I am borrowing this blog from my friend Matt Larsen because it reminds me of how much power meditation has if we can only learn to tap into the quiet space of our minds (in that space all of life's po...
Posted by Boobs & Brains on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST

...100 questions, and anything u care to ask....(02.08.07)

100 Questions for 2007 1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT.My knees and hands  a treadmill accident while I was in high school. A hot guy took off his shirt, I became distracte...
Posted by Boobs & Brains on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

...what u missed last night at the hotel cafe...(02.07.07)

I asked my new friend, CJ, for permission before plagiarizing her ENTIRE blog about the show last night....i couldn't have said it any better & just reading it gave me chills.CJ's Blog and the pho...
Posted by Boobs & Brains on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST

...in case you missed the half-time show like me...(02.05.07)

PRINCE ROCKED MY awesome friend's, TONYA WATTS, WORLD on Superbowl Sunday so much so, that she posted all of these You Tube Videos of his Half-Time Performance for everyone to enjoy! I missed the enti...
Posted by Boobs & Brains on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

...astrology forecast for the month of february...(02.01.07)

This is my FAVORITE astrology website and wanted to share it with everyone since my friends text message me asking for the website location:  http://www.astrologyzone.com/forecasts/ Your Monthly ...
Posted by Boobs & Brains on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:17:00 PST

...myspace CREEPS and WEIRDOS....(01.26.07)

Okay......I have a GREAT IDEA that I am borrowing from a friend    (http://www.myspace.com/zee1977).  She titled her blog "mails i don't wanna get...i´ll keep it updated!" I would...
Posted by Boobs & Brains on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:03:00 PST

...i love song lyrics; here's "Too Little, Too Late" by Jojo...(01.23.07)

"Too Little, Too Late"     by Jojo [Verse 1:] Come with me Stay the night You say the words but boy it don't feel right What do ya expect me to say (You know it's just too little...
Posted by Boobs & Brains on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST