Charlie Bravo

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK CITY WHEN..........YOU SAY "THE CITY" AND EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO KNOW THAT THIS MEANS MANHATTAN. YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY OR THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. YOU CAN GET INTO A FOUR-HOUR ARGUMENT ABOUT HOW TO GET FROM COLUMBUS CIRCLE TO BATTERY PARK AT 3:30 ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON BEFORE A LONG WEEKEND, BUT CANNOT FIND WHERE WISCONSIN IS ON A MAP. HOOKERS AND THE HOMELESS ARE INVISIBLE. THE SUBWAY MAKES SENSE. YOU BELIEVE BEING ABLE TO SWEAR AT PEOPLE IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE MAKES YOU MULTI-LINGUAL. YOU'VE CONSIDERED STABBING SOMEONE JUST FOR SAYING "THE BIG APPLE". THE MOST FREQUENTLY USED PART OF YOUR CAR IS THE HORN. YOU CALL AN 8' X 10' PLOT OF PATCHY GRASS A YARD. YOU CONSIDER WESTCHESTER "UP STATE". YOU THINK CENTRAL PARK IS "NATURE". YOU SEE NOTHING ODD ABOUT THE SPEED OF AN AUCTIONEER'S SPEAKING. YOU'RE PAYING $1,200 A MONTH FOR A STUDIO THE SIZE OF A WALK-IN CLOSET AND YOU THINK IT'S A "STEAL". YOU'RE BEEN TO NEW JERSEY TWICE AND GOT HOPELESSLY LOST BOTH TIMES. YOU PAY MORE EACH MONTH TO PARK YOUR CAR THAN MOST PEOPLE IN THE U.S. PAY IN RENT. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MORE THAN TWELVE STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY SINCE YOU WENT AWAY TO CAMP AS A KID. YOU GO TO DINNER AT 9:PM AND HEAD OUT TO THE CLUBS, WHEN MOST AMERICAN'S ARE HEADING TO BED. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE SOUND OF TRUE ABSOLUTE SILENCE SINCE THE 80's AND WHEN YOU DID, IT TERRIFIED YOU. YOU PAY $5 BUCKS WITHOUT BLINKING FOR A BEER THAT COST THE BAR .28 CENTS. YOU TAKE FASHION SERIOUSLY. BEING TRULY ALONE MAKES YOU NERVOUS. YOU HAVE 27 DIFFERENT TAKE OUT MENUS NEXT TO YOUR TELEPHONE. GOING TO BROOKLYN IS CONSIDERED A "ROAD TRIP". AMERICA.. WEST OF THE HUDSON IS STILL THEORETICAL TO YOU. YOU'VE GOTTEN JAY-WALKING DOWN TO AN ART FORM. YOU TAKE A TAXI TO GET TO YOUR HEALTH CLUB TO EXCERCISE. YOUR IDEA OF PERSONAL SPACE IS NO ONE ACTUALLY STANDING ON YOUR TOES. FIFTY DOLLARS WORTH OF GROCERIES FIT INSIDE ONE PAPER BAG. YOU HAVE A MINIMUM OF FIVE "WORSE CAB RIDE EVER" STORIES. YOU DON'T NOTICE SIRENS ANYMORE. YOU LIVE IN A BUILDING WITH A LARGER POPULATION THAN MOST AMERICAN TOWNS. YOUR DOORMAN IS RUSSIAN, YOUR GROCER IS KOREAN, YOUR DELI MAN IS ISREALI, YOUR BUILDING SUPER IS ITALIAN, YOUR LAUNDRY GUY IS CHINESE, YOUR FAVORITE BARTENDER IS IRISH, YOUR FAVORITE DINER IS GREEK OWNED, THE WATCH SELLER ON YOUR CORNER IS SENEGALESE, YOUR LAST CABBIE WAS FROM PAKISTAN, YOUR NEWSSTAND GUY IS INDIAN ("DING-DONG"... "NOT WOO-WOO") AND YOUR FAVORITE FALAFEL GUY IS EGYPTIAN. YOU'RE SUSPICIOUS OF STRANGERS WHO ARE ACTUALLY NICE TO YOU. YOU SECRETLY ENVY CABBIES FOR THEIR DRIVING SKILLS. YOU THINK $7 BUCKS TO CROSS A BRIDGE IS A FAIR PRICE. YOUR FRONT DOOR HAS MORE THAN THREE LOCKS. YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE HAS DeNIRO IN IT. YOU CONSIDER EYE CONTACT AN ACT OF OVERT AGGRESSION. YOU RUN WHEN YOU SEE A FLSHING "DO NOT WALK" SIGN AT THE INTERSECTION. YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD AND DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. YOU RIDE IN A SUBWAY CAR WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE SEATS AVAILABLE. YOU'RE WILLING TO TAKE IN STRANGE PEOPLE AS ROOMMATES SIMPLY TO HELP PAY THE RENT. THERE IS NO NORTH OR SOUTH. IT'S "UPTOWN" OR "DOWNTOWN". WHEN YOU'RE AWAY FROM HOME, YOU MISS "REAL" PIZZA AND "REAL" BAGELS. YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ALL THE DIFFERENT "RAY'S" PIZZA PARLORS. YOU'RE NOT IN THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN GOING TO TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. YOUR INTERNAL CLOCK IS PERMANENTLY SET TO KNOW WHEN "ALTERNATE SIDE OF THE STREET PARKING REGULATIONS" ARE IN EFFECT. YOU KNOW WHAT A BODEGA IS. YOU KNOW HOW TO FOLD THE NEW YORK TIMES IN HALF AND VERTICALLY, SO THAT YOU CAN READ IT ON THE SUBWAY OR BUS WITHOUT KNOCKING A FELLOW PASSENGER'S HAT OFF. SOMEONE BUMPS INTO YOU, YOU CHECK FOR YOUR WALLET. FILM CREWS ANNOY NOT EXCITE YOU. AND FINALLY, YOU CRINGE AT HEARING PEOPLE PRONOUNCE HOUSTON STREET LIKE THE CITY IN TEXAS (IT'S PRONOUNCED HOUSE-STON). .............ASIDE FROM ALL OF THIS, I AM A FUN LOVING GUY WHO ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE LOOKING OUT FOR OTHERS RATHER THAN HIMSELF. I AM FULL OF THAT NYC CHARM AND WHIT AND I'M AS SARCASTIC AS HELL, AND DON'T MIND SOMEONE ELSE BUSTIN' MY BALLS EITHER. I LOVE TO TRAVEL, MEETING NEW AND INTERESTING PEOPLE, HANGING WITH MY FRIENDS, KEEPING FIT AND CULTURE. I LOVE AND ADORE MY FAMILY, THEY ARE THE BEST PEOPLE I KNOW. CAUTION... I AM VERY SPONTANEOUS AND OH YEAH... I DO ENJOY GREAT SEX, BUT WHO DOESN'T RIGHT ? ...