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Kelsy

daddysurecandrink

About Me

I like animals and sleeping and funny people. But mostly sleeping. I grind my teeth and get headaches a lot. I really like snow. I wish my family and friends in Iowa would move here. I talk to myself. I stopped eating so I could fit into my jeans better and guess what, ladies! It worked!

My Interests

Sucking a lot of dick. Dick sucking. Ball rubbing, sluts, sluts, and sluts. www.pinkzappa.com

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

horrible shit ;)

Movies:

lets just say its a little movie called overboard

Television:

i like Who's The Boss. acceptable tv :), Strangers with Candy, Mr show, how its made, degrassi *barf/cry*, Kids in the hall, the critic, duckman, old simpsons, futurama, KATH and KIM, home movies, pete and pete, tom goes to the mayor, get the picture, planet earth, wonder showzen, mst3k, the state, stella, reno, ucb, fuckyou, the office, curb, colbert, daily show, snuff box, arrested development,til' death do us part !!!, the suck on cock show, tim and erics awesome show, great job, science channel, fuck you channel, eat shit channel, roseanne, the sarah silverman program, south parks neat, venture bros., americas next top model:(, home movies, dr. katz, eating poop, I dont watch tv.

Books:

My favorite:

Ethan Frome
Grendel

Heroes:

Gina Riley and Jane Turner

My Blog

carebears cartoon

i made it! and this blog! i made this blog! ...
Posted by Kelsy on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:07:00 PST

cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt

So a couple months ago my boyfriend Justin posted this video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cK-OhkBBXtI) about some stupid GSN messing up. We were bored. It was allll in fun. He posted a silly blog abo...
Posted by Kelsy on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

is this your fault??!?!?


Posted by Kelsy on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:03:00 PST

For those of you who think you know me:

I eat shit. There. I said it. I eat mounds of sloppy, smelly shit. Shit of all colors and consistencies. Slimy, gooey, greasy poo. I eat it. I'm sorry to throw that curve ball in your "I know Ke...
Posted by Kelsy on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST

about me

I like to prepare for the future. For example, I'll prepare for death by sitting alone in the dark for a few hours a day reapeating "you're going to die". And I even prepare for having a baby- which t...
Posted by Kelsy on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

BEST CELEBRITY SIGHTING EVER.

Today at my gym I saw Sean from Degrassi: The Next Generation.  He was working on his guns and pecs.  This is the first time I've ever seen him there, so I hope he just got a membership and I'll see h...
Posted by Kelsy on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:49:00 PST

Indecent Proposal reenactment

i acted out the 1993 hit movie: ...
Posted by Kelsy on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST

Memories! Blogs written in Iowa: revisited.

My Chemistry Class could be a tv show... and it would focus around this blonde badass who looks like his face was molded out of silly puddy. Oh ho ho he's so funny because he wears sunglasses and answ...
Posted by Kelsy on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST

I'M PREGNANT!!

..With an IDEA baby ;) earmuffs that look like cat faces! Ill be rich!
Posted by Kelsy on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:57:00 PST

give up


Posted by Kelsy on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST