My blog is stupid |
but Jason Makiaris still reads it. I owe it to him to get better. Keep reading!
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:51:00 GMT |
Important! Please read! |
Instructions for toy bought at Rite Aid:1) Squeeze the Goooze Toons for squishtacular nonsense anywhere, anytime!2) To remove Goooze, pull out Goooze Toons tube. Then stretch the opening while gent...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:19:00 GMT |
I'm sick of all the birthdays |
There are too many birthdays right now. It's stupid and makes me mad. If your birthday is around mid-November, then you're stupid and not special and I don't want to come to your party. This includ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:04:00 GMT |
I must not be so popular anymore |
I had 92 friends after only 4 days on myspace. Since then, I've only had about 24 new friends added. And many of them are fake friends. How do people get so many friends like 300 or 400 or 2,000?
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 17:55:00 GMT |
The History of the 21st Century Part 1 |
Roy Horn was cryogenically frozen in 2008. He was defrosted in 3074 and returned to his pre-tiger attack state. He continued to perform magic shows for thousands of years. Sometimes, the white tige...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:55:00 GMT |
I wonder what Bryan Cranston is doing right now. |
He's probably sleeping.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:00:00 GMT |
I'm lonely... |
My family went to Vegas this weekend, so I told them I would watch the dog and the house. I figured being sequestered at my parents' place for the weekend would give me a chance to get a bunch of wor...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:51:00 GMT |
I don't have no "fake" friends |
No sir. Everyone of my friends is a real person I know. No places or pornstars or bands or people I never met but admire. There is one friend that's a movie a worked on, but it requested me.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:05:00 GMT |
I have SO MANY FRIENDS!!! |
Look how many friends I have. 92. That's almost a hundred and I've only been on myspace for 4 days.
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:38:00 GMT |
