CRYING KIDS ON SANTA'S LAP - MY FAVORITE PART OF XMAS |
This is the greatest thing that has ever come from Christmas. I blogged about this last year and I'll probably blog about it next year. It brings me great joy to see images like this:
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 14:46:00 GMT |
COLD IS COLD NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE |
Email exchange with a person who lives in Canada:Me: "my room is freezing and I don't want to get out of bed"Canadian: "what? is it like, 58? If so fuck you. it was -41F here two weeks ago."First of ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:30:00 GMT |
I JUST WATCHED SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER FOR THE FIRST TIME |
I can't believe I've never seen Saturday Night Fever before. I had no idea it was about dancing. I thought it was about a guy who just got sick on the weekends.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:14:00 GMT |
I HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE. NOW MY URINE SMELLS LIKE COFFEE |
The weird thing is my urine doesn't taste like coffee.
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:35:00 GMT |
I'M LIKE HITLER AND GUYS WITH LEAF BLOWERS ARE MY JEWS |
I want to kill every single one of you leaf blowing cock suckers! Every Friday morning at 8 I wake up to the sound of some douche bag standing outside my window with a leaf blower. I want him and al...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:10:00 GMT |
DEAR GUY THAT WORKS AT AT&T |
You're too fucking pushy. I called you, you helped me with my problem, that's it. Don't try and sell me more services while you have me on the line."While I have you on the line, I'd like to ask you...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 20:15:00 GMT |
